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[Lucian Cat]

Lisa hasn't torn him apart yet, just wait.

Oh man

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Flower shop scene is God tier.

"Hi doggy"

"You're my favourite customer"

"OK bye"

wut

Fixed.

"Oh hi Johnny I didn't recognise you. Here you go."

"...That's me!"

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

 

[Lucian Cat]

What a movie...

Does this guy just live in slow motion or something?

I don't know if I feel richer for having watched it or not

 

[You Know Nothing]

Now you know all them references.

I'd definitely say your life has been greatly enhanced.

 

[Chuckie]

What a movie...

Does this guy just live in slow motion or something?

I don't know if I feel richer for having watched it or not

I still haven't watched it actually. I really want it though. Where to get it though?

 

[Lucian Cat]

Now you know all them references.

I'd definitely say your life has been greatly enhanced.

I guess...

I still haven't watched it actually. I really want it though. Where to get it though?

Via perfectly legal means

 

[You Know Nothing]

RIP forever.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Lawdy. Is this from that amazing thread?

 

[You Know Nothing]

Yes. I have never laughed so hard.

 

[Chuckie]

Via perfectly legal means

Oh but ofcourse.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Awesome I'll have to check it again tomorrow coz I'm going to bed.

Night y'all

 

[zeemumu]

Aww, did I miss The Room discussion?

Why did they put on their tuxedos to play football?

Why the heck is Denny so damn creepy?

Why does Mark not know what is going on every time he sleeps with Lisa?

Speaking of Mark, the actor showed up in a Nostalgia Critic episode

 

[Toa TAK]

'Sup bitches.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Oh you know getting ready for HoI4 livestream.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

RIP forever.

This is the best though. I mean, she's got to give it a minute or so straight afterwards, tingles and all that, but getting your piece sucked as it returns to flaccidity is the business. Especially when she milks the remaining cum out like she's squeezing the last bit of toothpaste from the tube.

Waste not want not innit.

 

[Toa TAK]

Oh you know getting ready for HoI4 livestream.

Sounds tame compared to downloading MGS: Ground Zeroes

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Sounds tame compared to downloading MGS: Ground Zeroes

The download is longer than the game.

 

[Toa TAK]

The download is longer than the game.

At 14% right now, it sure feels like it.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Ground Zeroes is pants, so lame. Borrowed it from my housemate, gave him it back having finished it like 45 minutes later.

It looks pretty nice and the music is typically excellent, but the gameplay/controls are as stiff and awkward as they've always been.

3/10

 

[Toa TAK]

Ground Zeroes is pants, so lame. Borrowed it from my housemate, gave him it back having finished it like 45 minutes later.

It looks pretty nice and the music is typically excellent, but the gameplay/controls are as stiff and awkward as they've always been.

3/10

Controls are still awkward MGS controls?

Come on now, Kojima, get with the program. I ain't got time to stop. aim. toggle my thumbstick to the left. fire. and continue to walk.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Controls are still awkward MGS controls?

Come on now, Kojima, get with the program. I ain't got time to stop. aim. toggle my thumbstick to the left. fire. and continue to walk.

No, it has proper TPS controls, they're just poorly tuned/weighted. Which when paired with the stiff, robotic animations make it feel, well, shit.

 

[Toa TAK]

No, it has proper TPS controls, they're just poorly tuned/weighted. Which when paired with the stiff, robotic animations make it feel, well, shit.

Ah, okay, that I can live with. Been meaning to play this for awhile. $20 on demand doesn't seem too bad, considering I'm an achievement whore who'll spend the time trying to get all 15 achievements.

52%!

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

'Sup bitches.

Oh hi Tak

 

[Toa TAK]

Oh hi Tak

I'm going to stop saying that now.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

So my friend sent me this, which made me laugh quite a bit:

The Chav Prayer

Our father, who art in prison
Mother knows not his name.
Thy chavdom come, thy shoplifting be done
In JJB Sports as it is in Poundland.
Give us this day our welfare bread
And forgive us our ASBOs as we happy slap
those who give evidence against us.
And lead us not into employment
But deliver us free housing
For thine is the chavdom
The Burberry and the Blackberry
Forever and ever
Innit.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

So my friend sent me this, which made me laugh quite a bit:

The Chav Prayer

Our father, who art in prison
Mother knows not his name.
Thy chavdom come, thy shoplifting be done
In JJB Sports as it is in Poundland.
Give us this day our welfare bread
And forgive us our ASBOs as we happy slap
those who give evidence against us.
And lead us not into employment
But deliver us free housing
For thine is the chavdom
The Burberry and the Blackberry
Forever and ever
Innit.

 

[Windam]

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

I stalk everyone who posts in this thread.

You'll never find me... Unless you went to my post history.

I appreciate your taste chubbs, you post good shit mane.

Wait until I post something terrible, then you'll turn on me D:

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Do I hang out with friends or watch E3

 

[zeemumu]

Kidnap your friends and MAKE them watch E3

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

No, they're out of state and don't want to watch it.

I'll see them later this summer regardless of whether or not I go this time.

 

[zeemumu]

Then go hang out with them and stream e3 on twitch

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I can't, we're seeing a movie and will be back at her house all day.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

E3 is the priority.

Spoiler

I may not even watch it live :/

 

[Not Spaceghost]

You will watch E3 and then tell me everything because I'll be stuck at fucking work in seminars all day ;___;

 

[Prophet Steve]

Do I hang out with friends or watch E3

E3 with your true GAF friends.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Friends

Every year everyone gets super excited about E3 and then is super disappointed

Every year

 

[MutFox]

Friends

Every year everyone gets super excited about E3 and then is super disappointed

Every year

#noteveryyear

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Friends

Every year everyone gets super excited about E3 and then is super disappointed

Every year

I'll probably get super hyped for either Mass Effect or Star Wars: Battlefront and then be super disappointed.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Just watch the trailers tomorrow man, fuck sitting through all the "suits spouting buzzwords" guff in between.

 

[Toa TAK]

MGS Ground Zeroes was pretty cool.

Do I hang out with friends or watch E3

Friends, duh!

Spoiler

I'll be at work during E3 =(

 

[MutFox]

No Spoilers, but shows the prop person for X-Men: DOFP did their homework for certain tech...
LINK

 

[AcridMeat]

I thought last year's conferences were great...I've been over getting hyped though, but sony's last year was great.

That said go and socialize. Unless it's a movie you don't want to see, then just say you'll meet them after.

 

[Toa TAK]

All I know is that GAF will be down and I'll just watch everything on Gametrailers.com or maybe I'll record the event on Spike.

No Spoilers, but shows the prop person for X-Men: DOFP did their homework for certain tech...
LINK

Amazing work.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

To be honest I'm probably going to stay home for E3. I'll see them in July and I don't want to miss the conference.

Ugh I'm so torn.

 

[Toa TAK]

To be honest I'm probably going to stay home for E3. I'll see them in July and I don't want to miss the conference.

Ugh I'm so torn.

Waaaa, but they're your friends, yo. Friends stick together!

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Waaaa, but they're your friends, yo. Friends stick together!

Friends don't let friends miss E3.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

#noteveryyear

Nicely done

To be honest I'm probably going to stay home for E3. I'll see them in July and I don't want to miss the conference.

Ugh I'm so torn.

You can always rewatch them later, you might miss something great with your friends

I dunno, I'm just always more inclined to hang out with people after spending so much time at home as a kid/teenager. God knows how much great stuff I missed because of it.

 

[Toa TAK]

Friends don't let friends miss E3.

Talk about #firstworldproblems

You can always rewatch them later, you might miss something great with your friends

I dunno, I'm just always more inclined to hang out with people after spending so much time at home as a kid/teenager. God knows how much great stuff I missed because of it.

There's this, too. Live a little! =D