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[Lucian Cat]

completely off topic, but I really do like this girl a fucking lot, and I wanna thank you guys for your consent. Don't even know why I post this now. Carry on.

Something something videogames.

Calm down dude. They're gonna get sick of us being all lovey dovey soon

 

[Toa TAK]

Just remember that first name contract and it'll be alright.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Just remember that first name contract and it'll be alright.

You assume there will be children

 

[You Know Nothing]

God, there is nothing like a cold shower after hot, sweat drenching, blood pumping, muscle tightening, endorphin releasing, toe curling

Spoiler

running.

 

[zeemumu]

You assume there will be children

They've already poked holes in every condom in every pack in every store in both Australia and Germany.

 

[You Know Nothing]

No condom is safe.

[edit]: This thread is trash and the OP should re-evaluate his life.

 

[TrueGrime]

Did you guys see GAME OF THRONES??

 

[Lucian Cat]

They've already poked holes in every condom in every pack in every store in both Australia and Germany.

You assume I use them

Spoiler

Pill bro. Never failed me

 

[zeemumu]

You assume I use them

Spoiler

Pill bro. Never failed me

They've also replaced your birth control with Flintstones chewable vitamins.

 

[You Know Nothing]

They've also replaced your birth control with Flintstones chewable vitamins.

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOUR WASP SITUATION?

You're still alive I see.

 

[Acid08]

I looked up some pictures of that wasp. This planet is garbage for producing such creatures.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Don't look up Japanese giant hornets if you want to sleep tonight.

 

[zeemumu]

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOUR WASP SITUATION?

You're still alive I see.

This should explain it well enough.

 

[Acid08]

Also coconut crabs. Fuck 'em.

 

[Turin]

Emily, I'm relieved to see you're taking thing's seriously.....

Perfection tbh.

Spoiler

If I have it my way Jon/Melisandre will happen. What a terrifically twisted scenario that could be.

Do as I did.

And be prepared for the wasp to have back up.....

God, there is nothing like a cold shower after hot, sweat drenching, blood pumping, muscle tightening, endorphin releasing, toe curling

Spoiler

running.

This guy knows what's up.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Oceans are basically hell and nothing living in the deep sea can possibly be from this planet.

 

[Lucian Cat]

They've also replaced your birth control with Flintstones chewable vitamins.

I'll know, bro. I'll know

 

[You Know Nothing]

I remember when I used to take Flintstones chewable vitamins.

I WANNA BE A KID AGAIN. ;_;

 

[zeemumu]

Khal Drogo is in Bullet to the Head.

 

[Acid08]

I remember when I used to take Flintstones chewable vitamins.

I WANNA BE A KID AGAIN. ;_;

They make gummy vitamins for adults now. I'm never growing up.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Khal Drogo is in Bullet to the Head.

No, he's in my bed tbh

 

[Turin]

Oceans are basically hell and nothing living in the deep sea can possibly be from this planet.

Hiiiiiiiiiiii

 

[You Know Nothing]

No, he's in my bed tbh

I'll take Daario then.

No takesies-backsies.

Spoiler

Enjoy your late husband's corpse.

 

[zeemumu]

No, he's in my bed tbh

Yep...

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I'll take Daario then.

No takesies-backsies.

Spoiler

Enjoy your late husband's corpse.

As the Mother of Dragons, I get both.

You can have Jon Snow.

 

[MutFox]

Did you guys see GAME OF THRONES??

Hell yeah!
You?

 

[TrueGrime]

Hell yeah!
You?

Fuck yes dude. I came.

A lot. Can't wait until next season.

Spoiler

I THOUGHT I WAS WATCHING SKYRIM FOR A SECOND THERE! LOL.

 

[You Know Nothing]

As the Mother of Dragons, I get both.

You can have Jon Snow.

I don't want Jon Snuuuuuuuuuuu tho.

Spit roasted by Robb and Daario. Yes, that will work nicely.

 

[Turin]

We have ourselves a little prodigy.

 

[Lucian Cat]

I don't want Jon Snuuuuuuuuuuu tho.

Spit roasted by Robb and Daario. Yes, that will work nicely.

Mmm

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I don't want Jon Snuuuuuuuuuuu tho.

Spit roasted by Robb and Daario. Yes, that will work nicely.

Your username is an Ygritte line. Jon was made for you.

 

[You Know Nothing]

This gif is doing things to me.

I think I'm developing a slight Will Graham obsession. Thanks, Daniel 2.

Your username is an Ygritte line. Jon was made for you.

I will not let my username decide my sex fantasies tbh.

 

[Turin]

This gif is doing things to me.

I think I'm developing a slight Will Graham obsession. Thanks, Daniel 2.

Welcome to the club. : )

 

[You Know Nothing]

 

[Turin]

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I will not let my username decide my sex fantasies tbh.

I'll do it for you then <3

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

As the Mother of Dragons, I get both.

Do I get any say

 

[zeemumu]

Guys it won't come down. I'm giving up. My dad says that the cold air will eventually kill it, or it'll starve to death. Hopefully it doesn't slit my throat in the night.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Do I get any say

Of course you do <3

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'll do it for you then <3

Bye. What kind of patriarchal oppression?

 

[Turin]

 

[Lucian Cat]

Goddamn brony

<3

 

[Deleted member 10571]

oh god


I will so get my revenge on that

 

[Lucian Cat]

oh god


I will so get my revenge on that

I also have pictures. Choose wisely

 

[You Know Nothing]

Goddamn brony

This is great.

Also Lisa,

 

[G-Fex]

bufbaf looks so smug

 

[Deleted member 10571]

its literally the worst photo anyone could have taken in any given situation on this fucking planet

 

[Lucian Cat]

^^^^^ LIES you're adorable

bufbaf looks so smug

Seriously dude. Dat accent doe

 

[G-Fex]

its literally the worst photo anyone could have taken in any given situation on this fucking planet

new avatar!

Seriously dude. Dat accent doe

ohhh he has a accent does he?

 

[Lucian Cat]

ohhh he has a accent does he?

German Lawdy