FakeGAF 2.0: The Return of the Thirst
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Ha, when I had my wisdom teeth out I got a nice big bottle of Percocet for the pain. I remember reading a few and just getting lost in Fallout 3 for hours wandering around while and just feeling super euphoric the whole time.
ThoseDeafMutes
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Be right over
Pics or I'm telling White Man.
you called?
You wish you were that cool.
ChubbyHuggs
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They told me I could have a milk shake afterward... They lied. It got all over my shirt.
I know right? I can already tell withdrawal's going to be a pain in the ass.
They tasted good?
Exquisite. : )
WhereAreMahDragonz
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Ew. Just imagining trying to have a milk shake afterward.... Ewww.
You Know Nothing
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#dead
ThoseDeafMutes
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Sorry, Tiddums, that OP had pics posted and he's gone. Skype pics won't save you from the wrath of the White Man.
ThoseDeafMutes
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24 hr ban tho
You Know Nothing
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Everything seems like a good idea when you're on MDMA.
...24 hours? HE SAID 3 YEARS!
Why would the White Man, our goodly lord and protector, deceive us so?
Lucian Cat
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Can I join? ;__;
Cat, don't do it! I don't want to see you banned! Come to me instead!
Lucian Cat
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I'm sad. They can't ban me when I'm sad, right?
You Know Nothing
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I hope they're all prepared to take a picture snuggled under the covers.
They can ban you at any time. Mods don't sleep.
RobotNinjaHornets
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Can I swap lives with someone else?
Thx
Thx
Lucian Cat
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RobotNinjaHornets
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kcool
Don't worry, I'll protect you, baby.
We've swapped lives you have to obsess over me now
...this was a terrible idea
ThoseDeafMutes
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Well this is the worst lunch I've had from this store ever. Grabbed a small chicken burger thing and some strips. The strips turned out to be crumbled with salt and vinegar coating (fucking yuck; not mentioned on any sign, just "chicken strips"), the burger was covered on BOTH SIDES with mayonaise despite specifically asking for it without and the guy asking for clarification and me confirming that, then he thought I wanted a combo, when I didn't. I didn't realize this until I was waalking out the door after paying.
So I payed extra for shit I didn't want.
This guy has run the place for years and never stuffed up anything before.
So I payed extra for shit I didn't want.
This guy has run the place for years and never stuffed up anything before.
Lucian Cat
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You can also have all my bad memories from the last 24 hours. This is a great deal
Edit: Adam you know what you must do
poop on his car
You as in... your username? Or you as in, imagine you posting from behind Cat's avatar?
WhereAreMahDragonz
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Yes, you can! It'll be a totally platonic slumber party.
ThoseDeafMutes
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Have you got good internet at least now, Lisa?
Oh my. Why aren't we all on skype already :O
Oh my. Why aren't we all on skype already :O
Lucian Cat
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Can't recall if the parents was better or not. I don't think I should Skype. I should be napping but the wind spooked me in the hammock so I went inside.
Platonic? Pfft. Not when I get things started.
Platonic? Pfft. Not when I get things started.
You Know Nothing
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I'm on Skype.
I'm there to see more penises get posted.
I'm there to see more penises get posted.
WhereAreMahDragonz
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Guys I would join but I need to go to bed. ;_;
Lucian Cat
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Oh man, penises? Wait those weren't good penises. I think I'd rather nap
Lucian Cat
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Oh man this jif.Fuck it, balls to the wall time.
ThoseDeafMutes
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Jake is not-so-secretly excited that all the girls are out for the next chat
Normally I hate it when people say gif wrong, but imagining you saying it... Girl, you could finish me with just your mouth.
By talking.
Lucian Cat
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Shit, Adam. I forgot to tell you. When he got home this morning and went spastic at me, you were mentioned. He specifically called out your name and then gaf... Something about you'll be happy to have more of me or something. I can't remember. It was many hours ago.
I was laughing on the inside coz I was like pfft Adam's not my otp, he won't care if I'm single. Owen on the other hand...
I was laughing on the inside coz I was like pfft Adam's not my otp, he won't care if I'm single. Owen on the other hand...
RobotNinjaHornets
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ThoseDeafMutes
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:|
WhereAreMahDragonz
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Have fun, dahlings.
P.S. Jake / Adam whoever, can you edit out my last name in the skype quote Jake posted a few pages ago? Pls and thanks.
P.S. Jake / Adam whoever, can you edit out my last name in the skype quote Jake posted a few pages ago? Pls and thanks.
CrudeDiatribe
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Somebody said they were in the best Facebook group. Turns out that that was a spurious claim that needed debunking.
Lisa, are you familiar with Des Hommes et des Chatons?
ThoseDeafMutes
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Done
Lucian Cat
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WhereAreMahDragonz
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ThoseDeafMutes
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Goodnight!
Do you barter drugs for penises?
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