Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
It's time to put an end to this antitomato bigotry.
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FakeGAF 3.0: The Thirsty Games
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Screaming Meat
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WhereAreMahDragonz
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Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Jesus Christ this melon.
I'm having the filthiest urges.
I'm having the filthiest urges.
Become a melon baller. Literally.
T
Transhuman
Unconfirmed Member
I've officially officially started packing. Oh my god there's so much stuff. Suitcase is awesome though. Black with purple flowers
Also so much candy/chocolate for the flights. Imma be fat by the time I get to Germany D:
Just bring jols.
There's a little tooth with an umbrella and everything.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.
Not sure I could do it to someone but I love a girl using knives on me.
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Transhuman
Unconfirmed Member
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.
Not sure I could do it to someone but I love a girl using knives on me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEPouBnFFgA
The Dead Weather, The White Stripes, The Raconteurs Is there anything Jack White cant do?
If I was to go gay, it would be for him.
The Dead Weather, The White Stripes, The Raconteurs Is there anything Jack White cant do?
If I was to go gay, it would be for him.
Not Spaceghost
Spaceghost
You know what would be really unfortunate?
If some one was all like
ASHES TO ASHES
But they forgot the H
So it would look all like
ases to ases
which then got auto corrected to
asses to asses
and then the requiem for a dream song starts playing
that'd be really unfortunate.
If some one was all like
ASHES TO ASHES
But they forgot the H
So it would look all like
ases to ases
which then got auto corrected to
asses to asses
and then the requiem for a dream song starts playing
that'd be really unfortunate.
BlueBadger
Banned
Awwwwww thanks hun :3 :3
BlueBadger
Banned
How can I say no to you, stud? <3
I'de be careful, hes a bit pointed at the moment, it would still be knife to meet up though.
Ill cut out the puns now.
BlueBadger
Banned
I'm howling right meow actually.
Maybe to the knives depending on what he wants to do with them but I do like it rough in general :3
BlueBadger
Banned
Prepare yourself.
Well I was referring to receiving the knife play but I can only bottom with the ladies anyway.
BlueBadger
Banned
Prepare yourself.
Well I was referring to receiving the knife play but I can only bottom with the ladies anyway.
Hnnnnnnnnnggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh <3.
I feel those #bottomproblems <3
<3You don't operate heavy machinery for a living do you?
BlueBadger
Banned
Why painkillers? :O
Painkillers are nice. :3
Professor Beef
Banned
Someone wrote in the bathroom at work "I like to eat pussy." But someone scratched out pussy and wrote "dick."
THEN, someone wrote "me too" under that. AND THEN someone wrote "me 3" under THAT.
What an adventure.
THEN, someone wrote "me too" under that. AND THEN someone wrote "me 3" under THAT.
What an adventure.
I've only ever found scratch drawings of naked girls and boys in the bathroom.
BlueBadger
Banned
There was writing about me on my high school's bathroom wall after I made out with a straight guy at this party :|
I went to Catholic school
No, do IT for a news station... ;P
Yesterday I found out I got Kidney Stones...
Pain was pretty bad.
Still bad...
Yep, if this was some other time where they didn't exist,
I'd probably be on whiskey writhing in pain on my bed.
BlueBadger
Banned
No, do IT for a news station... ;P
Yesterday I found out I got Kidney Stones...
Pain was pretty bad.
Still bad...
Yep, if this was some other time where they didn't exist,
I'd probably be on whiskey writhing in pain on my bed.
Oh no! My Nonno gets those a lot. They're apparently extremely painful!
Oh no! My Nonno gets those a lot. They're apparently extremely painful!
Oh yeah, it was really painful. (never had it before, was pretty scared, thought it was ebola with the news about it recently, LOL)
The doctor said it's supposedly more painful than child birth.
Though they said they never experienced either...
I doubt it would be more painful than childbirth though... :|
Supposedly it happened cause I was dehydrated at some point in my life.
I can probably pinpoint it to some camping trips...
What did they write?
And you actually got a straight to make out with you? That's impressive!
Yesterday I found out I got Kidney Stones...
Pain was pretty bad.
Still bad...
Yep, if this was some other time where they didn't exist,
I'd probably be on whiskey writhing in pain on my bed.
Best part is when you have leftovers.
BlueBadger
Banned
What did they write?
And you actually got a straight to make out with you? That's impressive!
I did!!!
We were both pretty drunk, but I hope it still counts LOL! He said I was a great kisser which is good I guess since he doesn't like guys !!They wrote "will Stephen make out with [his name] again?" And then there was a tally with yes/no. And there were like 8-10 marks under "yes". X____X
I also didn't think it was a big deal, and I thought nobody would say anything.. But as soon as I walked in that school everyone in my grade turned their heads toward me. Soooo awkward X__X. Then at lunch everyone was quiet and then the girls I was eating with were like "Okay we just HAVE to ask. Is it true....!?"
Best part is when you have leftovers.
Def gonna try and keep some leftovers.
I actually never take aspirins or anything like that for headaches.
Cause supposedly the body creates an immunity to it over time.
I only take em on special occasions, like this one. :|
Def gonna try and keep some leftovers.
I actually never take aspirins or anything like that for headaches.
Cause supposedly the body creates an immunity to it over time.
I only take em on special occasions, like this one. :|
When I got my wisdom teeth ripped out I was prescribed more than I needed. Good times.
Then when I went to throw the bottle away I realized he actually gave me one refill.
Best. Dentist. Ever!
What's that supposed to mean
What's that supposed to mean
Wait what's so bad about my OKC it's normal
I like to keep GAF and rl separate
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Transhuman
Unconfirmed Member
I know. It was too soft to withstand the fury of my erect penis, though.
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BlueBadger
Banned
I just scrolled back and read all of this. I must have missed it.
What is happening.
People don't normally shoot their load in their faces?
I knew I should have ordered the full set of Stoya fleshlights instead of buying a PS4. They would have given me more entertainment than the PS4 has so far.
I ripped my sextoy, and no, I don't.
One time I erupted like a volcano and some ended up on my monitor. I've (thankfully) never been able to replicate that night.
I ripped my sextoy, and no, I don't.
One time I erupted like a volcano and some ended up on my monitor. I've (thankfully) never been able to replicate that night.
I knew I should have ordered the full set of Stoya fleshlights instead of buying a PS4. They would have given me more entertainment than the PS4 has so far.
I ripped my sextoy, and no, I don't.
One time I erupted like a volcano and some ended up on my monitor. I've (thankfully) never been able to replicate that night.
BlueBadger
Banned
I knew I should have ordered the full set of Stoya fleshlights instead of buying a PS4. They would have given me more entertainment than the PS4 has so far.
I ripped my sextoy, and no, I don't.
One time I erupted like a volcano and some ended up on my monitor. I've (thankfully) never been able to replicate that night.
I was working on prostate-gasms a lot for a while with my dildo. My dildo has a curve. It didn't have one before.
Oops. o____o!
I knew I should have ordered the full set of Stoya fleshlights instead of buying a PS4. They would have given me more entertainment than the PS4 has so far.
I ripped my sextoy, and no, I don't.
One time I erupted like a volcano and some ended up on my monitor. I've (thankfully) never been able to replicate that night.
Needs to be edited so it hits Windam too.
I missed this story though. You came in your own face?
LOL you are the
second
after Halo 2
You still never told me what's wrong with my OKC. Is it because I didn't message you on there?
What is your OKC?
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