Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
It's time to put an end to this antitomato bigotry.
Also, Dragonz, I know you like the series and I'll agree that it's a good series, but the first Uncharted...the shooting mechanics are busted. Sometimes the cover doesn't work and blindfiring serves no purpose because it still forces you out of cover for some reason.
So is The Book Thief any good, or did I spend $15 (back when I shouldn't have) on nothing?
Jesus Christ this melon.
I'm having the filthiest urges.
I've officially officially started packing. Oh my god there's so much stuff. Suitcase is awesome though. Black with purple flowers
Also so much candy/chocolate for the flights. Imma be fat by the time I get to Germany D:
Noooooooooooooooooope.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.
Not sure I could do it to someone but I love a girl using knives on me.
How can I say no to you, stud? <3
I'de be careful, hes a bit pointed at the moment, it would still be knife to meet up though.
Ill cut out the puns now.
I'm howling right meow actually.
Maybe to the knives depending on what he wants to do with them but I do like it rough in general :3
Prepare yourself.
Well I was referring to receiving the knife play but I can only bottom with the ladies anyway.
Morning Y'all!
I'm high on painkillers at work... XD
Morning Y'all!
I'm high on painkillers at work... XD
Morning Y'all!
I'm high on painkillers at work... XD
Someone wrote in the bathroom at work "I like to eat pussy." But someone scratched out pussy and wrote "dick."
THEN, someone wrote "me too" under that. AND THEN someone wrote "me 3" under THAT.
What an adventure.
You don't operate heavy machinery for a living do you?
Why painkillers? :O
Painkillers are nice. :3
There was writing about me on my high school's bathroom wall after I made out with a straight guy at this party :|
I went to Catholic school
No, do IT for a news station... ;P
Yesterday I found out I got Kidney Stones...
Pain was pretty bad.
Still bad...
Yep, if this was some other time where they didn't exist,
I'd probably be on whiskey writhing in pain on my bed.
Oh no! My Nonno gets those a lot. They're apparently extremely painful!
There was writing about me on my high school's bathroom wall after I made out with a straight guy at this party :|
I went to Catholic school
Yesterday I found out I got Kidney Stones...
Pain was pretty bad.
Still bad...
Yep, if this was some other time where they didn't exist,
I'd probably be on whiskey writhing in pain on my bed.
What did they write?
And you actually got a straight to make out with you? That's impressive!
Best part is when you have leftovers.
Def gonna try and keep some leftovers.
I actually never take aspirins or anything like that for headaches.
Cause supposedly the body creates an immunity to it over time.
I only take em on special occasions, like this one. :|
don't be a prude, dude.
ALSO, don't be a Windam.
gotta be careful..
Never go full Windam.
found "Kevin"s OKCupid
goodnight
I like to keep GAF and rl separate
I know. It was too soft to withstand the fury of my erect penis, though.
I just scrolled back and read all of this. I must have missed it.
What is happening.
People don't normally shoot their load in their faces?
I knew I should have ordered the full set of Stoya fleshlights instead of buying a PS4. They would have given me more entertainment than the PS4 has so far.
I ripped my sextoy, and no, I don't.
One time I erupted like a volcano and some ended up on my monitor. I've (thankfully) never been able to replicate that night.
I knew I should have ordered the full set of Stoya fleshlights instead of buying a PS4. They would have given me more entertainment than the PS4 has so far.
I ripped my sextoy, and no, I don't.
One time I erupted like a volcano and some ended up on my monitor. I've (thankfully) never been able to replicate that night.
I knew I should have ordered the full set of Stoya fleshlights instead of buying a PS4. They would have given me more entertainment than the PS4 has so far.
I ripped my sextoy, and no, I don't.
One time I erupted like a volcano and some ended up on my monitor. I've (thankfully) never been able to replicate that night.
Needs to be edited so it hits Windam too.
I was working on prostate-gasms a lot for a while with my dildo. My dildo has a curve. It didn't have one before.
Oops. o____o!
LOL you are thegreatestsecond.after Halo 2
You still never told me what's wrong with my OKC. Is it because I didn't message you on there?
What is your OKC?