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FakeGAF 3.0: The Thirsty Games
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You Know Nothing
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After answering more questions, Stephen and I are now an 84% match.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssss.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssss.
LOL the last pic in your photos killed me holy shit your expression
BlueBadger
Banned
I won't rest until I've experienced a hands-free orgasm ;____;
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssss!
All his pics are hot as fuck tho ;____;
Get on our 92%.
Smiley remains my highest match at 97%.
Wet dream?
(Had 2 my entire life, came from periods of me abstaining from jerking off for weeks. Fucking annoying.)
I know. I have crazy eyes.
You look freakin dapper dude.
The grin is the greatest thing ever.
And me? Shucks, I try. :$
BlueBadger
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1) I was trying to restrict it to the male G-spot cause apparently it feels amazing ;_;
2) I've actually never had a wet dream.. Is that weird? o___o
You Know Nothing
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1) I want one so badly.
2) There's only one wet dream I can remember ever having and I woke up before the climax. I hate my brain.
1.) Why couldn't it be on the head? It's some straight-up bullshit, goddammit. Now I'll never experience one. D:
2.) I don't think it's weird, but then again we both probably fap too much
BlueBadger
Banned
1) Me too uuuuugggggghhhhh I need some good penetration or someth.
2) Wah you have a mental cock block too, huh? ;___;
According to OKC I am somehow more aggressive and more submissive than straight males my age at the same time..... What?
The jacket works man.
I actually took the grin pic when Lucian insisted I take a selfie. So I was took it and flipped her off.
:3
The jacket works man.
I actually took the grin pic when Lucian insisted I take a selfie. So I was took it and flipped her off.
:3
BlueBadger
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You Know Nothing
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According to OKC, I'm fairly more kinky than other gay men my age...
I believe it tbh.
1) sunsetplane.jpg (makeup)
2) Yeah. It was weird. We were right in the middle of it and then I woke up. Bleh.
It was so random too. The guy the dream was about was the guy in this Gwen Stefani video.
I believe it tbh.
1) sunsetplane.jpg (makeup)
2) Yeah. It was weird. We were right in the middle of it and then I woke up. Bleh.
It was so random too. The guy the dream was about was the guy in this Gwen Stefani video.
BlueBadger
Banned
I remember that video!! And I like that song. And the guy. Mmmm.
You could pull anything off, breh :3
Except hair gel and tight pants. I will never ever do that. Ever.
BlueBadger
Banned
All pants look tight on me because my legs are so big
My straights look like skinnys tbh ;_;
All pants look tight on me because my legs are so big
My straights look like skinnys tbh ;_;
I mostly wear cargo's anyway. They're so comfy. :3
You Know Nothing
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Hair gel is fucking awful.
All pants look tight on me because my legs are so big
My straights look like skinnys tbh ;_;
Your thighs tbh. <3
BlueBadger
Banned
Yaaaaaaas they are :3.
I guess that's what I get for playing soccer and hockey for as long as I have. Pants shopping = fitting room breakdowns ;___;
I use wax/paste instead of gel :3 With a blowdryer! This is what I use :3
And if I feel like treating myself, I use Moroccan Oil hairspray because it smells so good help.
You always embrace my insecurities bae <33
All pants look tight on me because my legs are so big
My straights look like skinnys tbh ;_;
I have the opposite problem. My slims look like straights, unless the ankle is tapered (which is very fucking hard to find without the jeans being skinny for some reason).
BlueBadger
Banned
Wahhh i hate it. I don't think I could even wear something tapered ;_______;
You Know Nothing
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I generally just buy boot cut.
BlueBadger
Banned
Not another uninformed Pit Bull thread.
BlueBadger
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Too shiny for meeeee!! I'm already super Italian-looking as it is. LOL!
LOL when I use it there's hardly any shine for me. Maybe it's because my hair is black? :S
You Know Nothing
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I don't use any product in my hair.
I usually keep it short enough that it's completely unnecessary.
People acting as if pit bulls are inherently evil or something. Mess.
I usually keep it short enough that it's completely unnecessary.
People acting as if pit bulls are inherently evil or something. Mess.
Target called me for a phone interview tomorrow.
Pitbulls are fine as long as they aren't trained to attack or treated poorly.
I used to have a lot of hair care products back when I transitioned between my afro and my cornrows. Since I chopped off all of my hair, all I need is shampoo and a brush.
Pitbulls are fine as long as they aren't trained to attack or treated poorly.
I used to have a lot of hair care products back when I transitioned between my afro and my cornrows. Since I chopped off all of my hair, all I need is shampoo and a brush.
SquiddyCracker
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I sometimes use wax too. That Murray's stuff.
To be honest, I don't really care all that much as long as it works and doesn't make my hair filthy and shitty.
You Know Nothing
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#goodhashtags
NinjaBoiX
Member
"I don't want Fop goddamn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man.Get on Layrite, peeps.
Oh god if I carried a comb (and mirror) with me when I went out I'd be fixing my hair every 5 seconds. It *has* to be perfect. Fuck you wind and rain.
You Know Nothing
Member
The narcissism is real.
I can't help it. I get anxiety because of self esteem issues and feel like people are judging me. :/
You Know Nothing
Member
I'm definitely not judging you for it. I just wanted to use that gif.
Pitt bulls are the nicest dogs in the world. ;_;
NinjaBoiX
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Kev, don't mean to sound like a dick, but people probably cast more aspersions precisely because you feel the need to keep it looking so perfect.
True story bro.
Do what makes you feel comfortable though, I'm just giving my opinion innit.
You Know Nothing
Member
I honestly don't know. :negman:
I remember when I realized Santa wasn't real. I was eight. I walked into my parents' bedroom and noticed presents with To: Jake From: Santa on them.
Learning that my life had been a lie up to that point didn't really affect me in any way.
T
Transhuman
Unconfirmed Member
I just held a lighter to my hair and now my room smells bad. What is happening!
This is true, but a lifetime of "You're ugly" and the idea that ugly people need to work super hard on their appearance has ruined me. It is what it is. *shrug*
Now tell me I'm pretty and dapper.
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