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[zeemumu]

Went back to Real Pic January and followed the gradual progression of current FakeGAF taking over that thread and then splitting off to form their own thread. Now I kind of feel like an outsider for not being part of that history, ahaha.

Oh Zeemumu, always late to the party.

I gotta do something about these comics strewn all over the place. I haven't even read half of them. I just get sucked up into the hype whenever a new superhero movie is about to come out and decide to visit a comic book store at random.

 

[BlueBadger]

Ugh, I remember that one. I wish I didn't. First time experiences tend to be poor, but that one is soul scarring

That said, butt stories lend themselves to awkwardness. I'm not sure if I should share my own, heteronormative one...

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fecal matter was not involved.

Mmm.

It was an amazing fanfic. Get into it. :3

Dirty

Really dirty

I'm washing my eyes now. brb

;________; I don't know if I'll ever top again.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Mmm.

I found it. #dead

 

[Funky Papa]

Linx pls.

 

[BlueBadger]

I found it. #dead

YAAAAAS Re-send it to me.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Linx pls.

PM'd.

YAAAAAS Re-send it to me.

Stuck it in your inbox, bb.

 

[BlueBadger]

PM'd.



Stuck it in your inbox, bb.

Heheheheh I see what you did there.

 

[Funky Papa]

#dead by vanilla overdose

Spoiler

I laughed raucously

 

[You Know Nothing]

#dead by vanilla overdose

Spoiler

I laughed raucously

Yeah, it's pretty standard. Surprisingly.

Also, it's based on Divergent not Hunger Games. Got my dystopian sci-fi #YAL mixed up.

 

[Funky Papa]

Holy shit. I try to be humorous instead of negative ITT, but between the rampant prejudice in both the short men and trans threads I feel like slapping a lot of people across their faces.

Some fucking insensitive, unempathetic turdlings out there.

 

[Indignate]

What is "fake obsessively following" supposed to mean (never heard that phrase)?

Just that my obsession with her wasn't as real as I made people think it was.

I fell into following her by accident because of that though. So jokes on me.

 

[MutFox]

Morning.

At work...
Tired...

Over 2 hours late for work,
but it's ok.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Holy shit. I try to be humorous instead of negative ITT, but between the rampant prejudice in both the short men and trans threads I feel like slapping a lot of people across their faces.

Some fucking insensitive, unempathetic turdlings out there.

Yeah, some of the posts in that Obamacare trans thread are just... wut.

Reeking of ignorance tbh.

 

[zeemumu]

Asked if I could tag along on a trip to Disneyland today since I don't have anything else to do. Waiting for it to backfire.

 

[Kater]

;________; I don't know if I'll ever top again.

Oh, you can top me, alright.

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hehehe

Just that my obsession with her wasn't as real as I made people think it was.

I fell into following her by accident because of that though. So jokes on me.

Ah, now I understand. Thanks. Never experienced something similar nor heard of that happening to someone else though.

I'm for real obsessed with Yogscast's Strippin (warning, hot guy doing the ice bucket challenge, SFW though) at the moment.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=102578090&postcount=11158

Unless you meant the gay sex Hunger Games fanfic that Em wrote about Stephen and me, in which case I'm not sure where it is.



I swear, Em just needs to add that post to the OP.

It's part of FakeGAF history.

I didn't write you a gay THG fanfic. I thought it was just a normal gay fanfic?

 

[Risgroo]

Short men make better boyfriends and husbands

#notallmen finally has a purpose.

I guess my average height and

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below

average looks will make me the perfect average husband, yassssss

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Man I have to fix my Dropbox account so Funky and the rest of the newbies can read the wonderful Joffrey fanfic.

 

[MutFox]

Man I have to fix my Dropbox account so Funky and the rest of the newbies can read the wonderful Joffrey fanfic.

We need another skype reading... :|

 

[zeemumu]

Man I have to fix my Dropbox account so Funky and the rest of the newbies can read the wonderful Joffrey fanfic.

I completely forgot that you wrote gay fanfiction.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

I've realised how little I come here now. It feels like I'm slipping away into the void...

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Or maybe FakeGAF is the void and I'm escaping it.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I didn't write you a gay THG fanfic. I thought it was just a normal gay fanfic?

It was Divergent themed.

You stuffing your face with Dauntless chocolate cake >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Using the phrase "breathing heavily" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Me going in completely dry <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

I've realised how little I come here now. It feels like I'm slipping away into the void...

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Or maybe FakeGAF is the void and I'm escaping it.

You'll be back.

They always come back.

 

[Funky Papa]

Man I have to fix my Dropbox account so Funky and the rest of the newbies can read the wonderful Joffrey fanfic.

Now we are getting weird.

 

[BlueBadger]

Oh, you can top me, alright.

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hehehe

Is..Is it okay if I bottom? ;____; LOL <3

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

It was Divergent themed.

You stuffing your face with Dauntless chocolate cake >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Using the phrase "breathing heavily" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Me going in completely dry <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<



You'll be back.

They always come back.

DEATH I remember now

 

[zeemumu]

I've realised how little I come here now. It feels like I'm slipping away into the void...

Spoiler

Or maybe FakeGAF is the void and I'm escaping it.

We'll teach you how to float down here. They all float.

 

[Kater]

Man I have to fix my Dropbox account so Funky and the rest of the newbies can read the wonderful Joffrey fanfic.

Would be appreciated, I need some new fanfics to read anyway.

Is..Is it okay if I bottom? ;____; LOL <3

I'm not really the dominant leader type though.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

We'll teach you how to float down here. They all float.

D:

 

[You Know Nothing]

Kind of want to re-read IT now. Great book.

DEATH I remember now

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

"It's because you're blind now, Cersei."

nnnnnnn

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm howling just remembering it.

I'm not really the dominant leader type though.

Sometimes I feel like the only versatile gay man on earth.

 

[BlueBadger]

I'm howling just remembering it.



Sometimes I feel like the only versatile gay man on earth.

You might be. LOL

<3

 

[Kater]

Sometimes I feel like the only versatile gay man on earth.

You probably are when you are drunk, yeah. #SuckingOlives (*&#8807;&#9661;&#8806&#65417;&#65404)

 

[Funky Papa]

Messages from interested parties at online dating site are piling on.

Can't access them because I'm a cheap fuck who won't pay a sub in order to read them before 1am, when guys can access their inboxes for free.

 

[Risgroo]

Oh you guys

 

[Kater]

Oh you guys

 

[You Know Nothing]

^ H E L P

You might be. LOL

<3

You probably are when you are drunk, yeah. #SuckingOlives (*&#8807;&#8806&#65417)

Olive memories gonna haunt me forever.

Oh you guys

Oh my god, this gif.

I remember the one where one of my old avatars was shopped onto it.

 

[BlueBadger]

^ H E L P

OMG THAT GIF LOL <33

Spoiler

just top me and all will be well, bae :3

 

[You Know Nothing]

OMG THAT GIF LOL <33

Spoiler

just top me and all will be well, bae :3

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Idk but I'm sure it was horrible

You should ban them all and make this a space for just you and me

When are you two going to get a room?

(Seriously man, you two need to hook up pronto. So much tension...)

 

[You Know Nothing]

When are you two going to get a room?

(Seriously man, you two need to hook up pronto. So much tension...)

If only teleportation existed already.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

EHer little ginger lungs are a national treasure.

Little ginger lungs are the best.

Short men make better boyfriends and husbands

#notallmen finally has a purpose.

If only teleportation existed already.

Their love will find a way.

Just look at Timo and Lisa innit.

 

[zeemumu]

Oh damn it. Somebody kill me.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Oh damn it. Somebody kill me.

What happened?

Did the Disneyland plan backfire?

 

[Clydefrog]

When are you two going to get a room?

(Seriously man, you two need to hook up pronto. So much tension...)

For some reason, I just got a visual of those two 'doin' it' and... it's awkward.

 

[You Know Nothing]

For some reason, I just got a visual of those two 'doin' it' and... it's awkward.

I agree. Not feeling this pairing between a kangaroo and a fictional character.

 

[Kater]

For some reason, I just got a visual of those two 'doin' it' and... it's awkward.

I let this Colin Farrell gif speak for me. He expresses disgust so well. (Because of bestiality I mean, avatars and all that)

 

[zeemumu]

What happened?

Did the Disneyland plan backfire?

No, well kind of. I don't have much faith that she'll message me back on whether or not I'm allowed to tag along so my expectations were zero.

That's not what's bugging me though. Right now it's a little bit of everything. I have no fricken idea what to do right now. Feeling kinda worthless even though I don't think I am. It's hard to get out of that mindset.
Kind of like this if you replace "Relationships" with "Friendships"

This is just me ranting though. Please don't think any worse of me for ranting on here.

 

[AcridMeat]

Wooo second part of the cleaning at the dentist is done. Only took an hour, was scheduled for two, and it didn't take any anesthesia because she barely used the super cleaner. Now have to go back in a couple months to see progress with gums and we in the clear.

Not a bad couple visits at all for about a decade of not going.

 

[Funky Papa]

Funny, I also have a cleaning soon. I scheduled it for monday. Not looking forward it, but you gotta do what you gotta do.

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Not a single cavity in 34 years, fuck yeah.