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FakeGAF 3.0: The Thirsty Games
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How dare you
Josh with a J
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Strawberry anything is the way to my heart
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Aw hell, fuck this shit. I just came back from the gym, looked at the mirror and had an epiphany: I'm going on an actual diet again. I'll try to grow lean instead of bulking out like any sane person would do, so it's going to be hard as fuck.
Rice cakes here I come.
Rice cakes here I come.
Josh with a J
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^
I can chew your food for ya like a bird. I don't think it'll help but I'm willing to do it.
I can chew your food for ya like a bird. I don't think it'll help but I'm willing to do it.
Most ice cream was ruined for me when my friend decided that mixing Ben & Jerry's and cheap vodka was a good idea. BLAAAAHHRGG
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Chambord + Bailey's = jelly donut
You're welcome
You're welcome
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Fuck you all, you are not helping.
Bunch of enablers.
Bunch of enablers.
ThoseDeafMutes
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I booted up Xbox Fitness last night and started doing one of the workouts. People complained that running on the spot was making too much noise so I had to stop 10 minutes in.
Thus ends the latest fitness attempt.
Oooh, I'll keep these in mind, I love trying new stuff. Such a shame alcohol is so damn expensive over here.
ThoseDeafMutes
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Well yesterday I walked home from work, which is a 5.2km trek up and down multiple hills. It do that from time to time, every day I do at least a 30 min walk but it's just not enough. I gotta cut back the consumption.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Ugh. Dieting is by far the most important thing if you want to get trimmed or just lose some weight. One porky day (hello, Christmas) can easily undo one week of clean eating and hard work.
I'm not a huge fan of cardio, but I'm trying. For the past couple of months I've been running for 15 minutes at 10.5 km/h with a final sprint at 13 km/h followed by 15 minutes of elliptical trainer with little resistance and high speed, monday to friday, combined with two weekly sessions of BodyPump and five sessions of weight training.
I'm seeing some results, mostly increased vascularity in arms (cool) and shoulders (not cool; today I discovered I have a bulging vein on my right shoulder that pops when I'm doing curls), but the pudge... the pudge won't go away without a proper diet. Fucking shit sucks.
It's monitoring the intake flow plus how much your burning physically. You kind of have to feel it out along the way.
Josh with a J
Member
I only exercise and lift so I can drink more
YesNOnoNOYes
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ugh you guys are the cutest bunch of people on GAF im telling you
dave, your dog is awesome <3 i wants to hug her awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
tdm, at least you got to 10th minute. i tried a 5 minute flat-tummy exercise clip and gave up at minute 4.
:x
this week's been rough for me ;___; i need the weekend to start STAT.
tence, that's an awesome wolf swimming art <3
dave, your dog is awesome <3 i wants to hug her awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
tdm, at least you got to 10th minute. i tried a 5 minute flat-tummy exercise clip and gave up at minute 4.
:x
this week's been rough for me ;___; i need the weekend to start STAT.
tence, that's an awesome wolf swimming art <3
PirateKing
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But do you even lift brah?
ThoseDeafMutes
Member
Nope
He lifts his fingertips.
PirateKing
Junior Member
Anyone finished Danganronpa 1 here?
I booted up Xbox Fitness last night and started doing one of the workouts. People complained that running on the spot was making too much noise so I had to stop 10 minutes in.
Thus ends the latest fitness attempt.
Try running outside and face the dangers that lurk in the night of Australia.
ThoseDeafMutes
Member
I'm not worried about the fauna, I'm worried about other humans seeing me.
Eh, just go to a gym then. You don't have to worry about anyone's judgement there. They're all there for the same reason that you are. Most are too tired to be focused on anyone else, anyway.
YesNOnoNOYes
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there's only one solution! build a massive lair under tasmania and convert it to your own gym!
.... you can also blind people upon approach, but that's taking villainy directly to animu levels.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
This has been my experience as well.
No one gives a shit what you're doing when they're trying to adhere to their workout regimen.
The only time you'll have interaction with anyone else is if you're using a machine that someone else needs.
Besides, what are they gonna tell you? Lose weight? That's the weakest insult you can make in a gym, and odds are they'll get punched by someone else.
ThoseDeafMutes
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Intellectually I know people aren't judging me like that, and they aren't going to tease me or insult me. It's just a mental barrier to working out in public. I don't even feel that comfortable when other walkers are near me while I'm out for a stroll, as ridiculous as that sounds.
Can totally relate. I don't even run in my neighborhood while the sun is up. I get up at 5:30 to go because I know no one is going to be out and its too dark if they look out their windows. I'm a grown ass man and shouldn't care, but it's just what I prefer. I've even had a friend offer to run with me.. I don't even want him there.
Yeah I can understand that, but you know who else had mental barriers? Superman. How can you fly if you can't run in public, Tiddums?
Yeah. I normally just run at night. It looks more interesting and the dark makes it easier to just space out and move fast. Also, there aren't any people to be jealous of because they're just walking.
It's what he spends hours contemplating in the Fortress of Solitude.
It's what he spends hours contemplating in the Fortress of Solitude.
Josh with a J
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I'd walk around naked everywhere if I could
NO SHAME
NO SHAME
Finished both of 'em. Games of the year tbh.
when u try 2 wake bae up
Laughing Black
Banned
Dayam. That's creepy.
I caught feels over that.
Reminds me of the Chappelle skit about falling asleep?
Josh with a J
Member
Bae = bacon and eggs
and I love bae
and I love bae
Chuckie
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Laughing Black
Banned
I think it is actually hilarious
NOoooOOOo! Not another one!
Chuckie
Member
The monster/ghost looks like he is about to pull off the greatest prank ever...and he is having lots of fun.
He is like teeheeheehee trying not to laugh out loud before he can execute his joke.
Laughing Black
Banned
But no sounds come out. Because his throat has gone dry. All he can do is wait for the inevitable.
Suddenly, through the doorway, a figure appears.
"Supplies! Happy Birthday!"
Josh with a J
Member
I can't tell if your dude in your avi is trying to blow up that beach ball or inhaling it
Laughing Black
Banned
Why not both? It's good for hyperventilation apparently. Calms the mind.
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