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[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Magic Mike is probably getting another sequel.

Does that help?

Does it star bae? If not I don't give a fuck.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I know. Now take a decent selfie, you know you want to talk to trab about star nipples.

But I'm bad at theeeeem

Don't let dat meat loaf bruh.

This looks like Bill Paxton replaced Gary Oldman in a really shitty Leon sequel

 

[SolVanderlyn]

We all are.

 

[Funky Papa]

It only helps if they actually show cocks. No prosthetics either!

I can understand merkins since many stars probably shave/epilate their tenderest bits and some people would faint if -dear Lord- a tiny bit of labia gets into the camera, but I don't get prosthetics. Actually, I actively dislike them, since their reinforce awful notions about penis size and they don't even make the smallest bit of sense in Magic Mike, since male strippers wear rings to keep them plump anyway.

Does it star bae? If not I don't give a fuck.

Just lots of hunks taking their shirts off.

 

[Chuckie]

Does it star bae? If not I don't give a fuck.

It does.

Just a small part, but it did interfere with the FTWD schedule so rumor is she dies in the next episode. That's why she is acting all stupid these last eps.

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

Doge or Doggo?

 

[You Know Nothing]

I can understand merkins since many stars probably shave/epilate their tenderest bits and some people would faint if -dear Lord- a tiny bit of labia gets into the camera, but I don't get prosthetics. Actually, I actively dislike them, since their reinforce awful notions about penis size and it's not like male strippers don't wear rings to keep them plump anyway.

This reminds me that Gaspard Ulliel showed his in the Yves St. Laurent biopic.

But I'm 99% sure it was a prosthetic. At least partially. Trust me, I'm a penis expert.

 

[Ceallach]

Prosthetics are stupid. If I wanna see a fake dick I just need to look in my nightstand. I wanna see cocks and vages.

Morning GAF.

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

pay~nis gainz

Good morning, Ceallach

 

[trab pu kcip]

Noob Photoshop time.

Spoiler

sorry if you aren't in, we need Ocean's 52 for fakeGAF

aw yiss <3


man I had the greatest dream. ;_; why did I wake up

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

It does.

Just a small part, but it did interfere with the FTWD schedule so rumor is she dies in the next episode. That's why she is acting all stupid these last eps.

But she's straight she isn't dying anytime soon

aw yiss <3


man I had the greatest dream. ;_; why did I wake up

I'm flattered that you'd dream about me tbh

 

[Bko]

aw yiss <3


man I had the greatest dream. ;_; why did I wake up

Did I get yet another cute girl?

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Good dreams are the most bittersweet weekday experience

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

aw yiss <3


man I had the greatest dream. ;_; why did I wake up

lol RNH lol

Jobbs and DragonZ lookin so thug

 

[FUME5]

Prosthetics are stupid. If I wanna see a fake dick I just need to look in my nightstand. I wanna see cocks and vages.

Morning GAF.

I'm picturing a dick shrine, complete with candles.

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

Trab and DragonZ need to be a couple already

 

[Chuckie]

But she's straight she isn't dying anytime soon

She turns gay in the next episode. Then she wants to kiss the other girl on the boat...and that one guy gets jeaulous and tries to shoot the other girl but misses and shoots your bae.

 

[You Know Nothing]

She turns gay in the next episode. Then she wants to kiss the other girl on the boat...and that one guy gets jealous and tries to shoot the other girl but misses and shoots your bae.

I lowkey want this to happen.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Yes. I rarely drink beer to get drunk.

.

I don't particularly like being drunk— it is a side effect of drinking wine or beer I like.

I don't even remember who my doctor is. I haven't been to a doctor in like eight or nine years, not counting dentists and blood drives.

Got my first doctor since childhood recently. Got a finger up the pooper for it too. Yay. -

(My mom is/was a doctor, not willing to strain our relationship with specific medical problems)

 

[FUME5]

Got my first doctor since childhood recently. Got a finger up the pooper for it too. Yay. -

(My mom is/was a doctor, not willing to strain our relationship with specific medical problems)

Hahahahhahahahaha

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

She turns gay in the next episode. Then she wants to kiss the other girl on the boat...and that one guy gets jeaulous and tries to shoot the other girl but misses and shoots your bae.

I was okay with this until the last sentence.

I'm triggered tbh.

I lowkey want this to happen.

You don't understand the pain, tbh

 

[Ceallach]

I'm picturing a dick shrine, complete with candles.

Nah, dick is plentiful, no need to worship it. I just have a lot of sex toys.

 

[Bko]

The Americans 3rd season:

Spoiler

Holy shit at that hotel scene where they break the dead woman into pieces to fit her into the suit case. Creepiest episode I have ever seen on tv

 

[Funky Papa]

The Americans 3rd season:

Spoiler

Holy shit at that hotel scene where they break the dead woman into pieces to fit her into the suit case. Creepiest episode I have ever seen on tv

I have gifs, but I won't post them.

Horrifying.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Nah, dick is plentiful, no need to worship it. I just have a lot of sex toys.

Recommend me a vibrator

 

[Bko]

I have gifs, but I won't post them.

Horrifying.

I wonder if it's a legitimate method to dispose bodies. I'm asking for a friend btw

 

[FUME5]

Nah, dick is plentiful, no need to worship it. I just have a lot of sex toys.

I was being facetious, now I feel devalued.

#fuckboisruinedthemarket

 

[trab pu kcip]

But she's straight she isn't dying anytime soon



I'm flattered that you'd dream about me tbh

Did I get yet another cute girl?

sadly not this time, I actually had a dream about dragonz once before though!

this time I was on the other side of the sex spectrum and had a super nice+caring bf, great sex and a little hut in the middle of nowhere. I was sex yoda.

lol RNH lol

Jobbs and DragonZ lookin so thug

jobbs doesnt even look shopped.

 

[Ceallach]

Recommend me a vibrator

What do you prefer pure clitoral stimulation, lots of penetration, both, size prefer?

My favorite is the Lelo Soraya

 

[Bko]

sadly not this time, I actually had a dream about dragonz once before though!

this time I was on the other side of the sex spectrum and had a super nice+caring bf, great sex and a little hut in the middle of nowhere. I was sex yoda.

I don't know if I should feel sorry or instead be happy for Em.

On other news: I'm getting the impression that the Japanese girl lied to me about having a boyfriend. Another friend of mine who has known her way longer than I have told me that she didn't know that the Japanese girl had a boyfriend. I'm kind of confused :/

What do you prefer pure clitoral stimulation, lots of penetration, both, size prefer?

My favorite is the Lelo Soraya

Jesus, that price :O

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

sadly not this time, I actually had a dream about dragonz once before though!

Wait what

 

[trab pu kcip]

I don't know if I should feel sorry or instead be happy for Em.

On other news: I'm getting the impression that the Japanese girl lied to me about having a boyfriend. Another friend of mine who has known her way longer than I have told me that she didn't know that the Japanese girl had a boyfriend. I'm kind of confused :/

just move on, either way it's no use dwelling on it. I bet there are tons of other cute girls + boys there.

Wait what

yeah but I don't remember much :l

 

[Bko]

just move on, either way it's no use dwelling on it. I bet there are tons of other cute girls + boys there.

I don't dwell on it. I just don't like being lied to.

And talking about cute girls and boys: It's not about looks, I desire interesting people. And it really doesn't help that I'm a picky bitch.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

What do you prefer pure clitoral stimulation, lots of penetration, both, size prefer?

My favorite is the Lelo Soraya

Hmm...ok, I'll check this one out. Both is good, I'm not picky otherwise.

yeah but I don't remember much :l

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It didn't even matter

 

[trab pu kcip]

I don't dwell on it. I just don't like being lied to.

And talking about cute girls and boys: It's not about looks, I desire interesting people. And it really doesn't help that I'm a picky bitch.

well if she lied it was to soften the blow. I can see it bothering you of course but I don't think she meant it in a bad way.

yeah same.

Hmm...ok, I'll check this one out. Both is good, I'm not picky otherwise.



I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It didn't even matter

this happens a lot to me, dreams fade away over time. but I know I was comforting you over something!

 

[Granadier]

Granadier I don't mean to cramp your style but you could have added two more with an Ocean's 13 shop

Not at all cramping. Ocean's 11 was just mentioned so I went with that. Ocean's 13 would have still left some people out unfortunately.

 

[Ceallach]

I don't know if I should feel sorry or instead be happy for Em.

On other news: I'm getting the impression that the Japanese girl lied to me about having a boyfriend. Another friend of mine who has known her way longer than I have told me that she didn't know that the Japanese girl had a boyfriend. I'm kind of confused :/



Jesus, that price :O

Quality costs. You can get a $10 cheapo or shitty rubber thing but the control, the contours and the texture of this thing are glorious

 

[Granadier]

sadly not this time, I actually had a dream about dragonz once before though!

this time I was on the other side of the sex spectrum and had a super nice+caring bf, great sex and a little hut in the middle of nowhere. I was sex yoda.



jobbs doesnt even look shopped.

<3 that's fantastic.

Also, I hope you sang this song as sex Yoda.

Jesus, that price :O

So glad my hand doesn't cost $200.

 

[trab pu kcip]

<3 that's fantastic.

Also, I hope you sang this song as sex Yoda.

I was waiting for this

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Quality costs. You can get a $10 cheapo or shitty rubber thing but the control, the contours and the texture of this thing are glorious

I trust you

 

[Bko]

well if she lied it was to soften the blow. I can see it bothering you of course but I don't think she meant it in a bad way.

Yeah, I realized that. It just gives me the impression that I'm unattractive and overall undesirable, it sounds worse than it is but things like that nourish doubt about myself. Like several months ago I jokingly told a friend of mine that I lost my 'mojo'. I've never been a womanizer or so and honestly I was rather lucky to have all those flicks falling into my lap. Nowadays I'm lonely and desperate and don't know what to do anymore; feels like being a teenage boy again just many times worse.

Quality costs. You can get a $10 cheapo or shitty rubber thing but the control, the contours and the texture of this thing are glorious

Need a review by you plsss

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

OH NO I JUST GOT DUPED INTO WATCHING A PROGRAMMING VIDEO MADR BY A BRONY D:

 

[SolVanderlyn]

OH NO I JUST GOT DUPED INTO WATCHING A PROGRAMMING VIDEO MADR BY A BRONY D:

It's over. Kill yourself now

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

this happens a lot to me, dreams fade away over time. but I know I was comforting you over something!

The fact that you think about me in your sleep is enough tbh

 

[Funky Papa]

Lelo's are stupid expensive in general. They are swanky looking, tho.

As far as not vibrating D substitutes go, BS Atelier (a small local all-female workshop) makes the prettiest ones. Like, cute enough to actually put them on the shelves (really/not really).

Now about ovipositors...

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

It's over. Kill yourself now

Does it help if I found him really annoying before I found out he was a brony?

Also good lord I am glad I am looking at this thread on my phone right now

 

[Bko]

Lelo's are stupid expensive in general. They are swanky looking, tho.

As far as not vibrating D substitutes go, BS Atelier (a small local all-female workshop) makes the prettiest ones. Like, cute enough to actually put them on the shelves (really/not really).

Now about ovopositors...

What's that?

 

[Funky Papa]

What's that?

A non mammal thing. Per Vice: The Emerging Fetish of Laying Alien Eggs Inside Yourself

Just don't google ovipositors at work.

Edit: Top page shame. And of course, while discussing something kinky/revolting. Again.

 

[Ceallach]

Lelo's are stupid expensive in general. They are swanky looking, tho.

As far as not vibrating D substitutes go, BS Atelier (a small local all-female workshop) makes the prettiest ones. Like, cute enough to actually put them on the shelves (really/not really).

Now about ovopositors...

Legos have the best textures too. Them and evolved

 

[Granadier]

Now about ovipositors...

Legos have the best textures too. Them and evolved

So you have a pain kink?