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[Gordon Shumway]

Can some confirmed that Doom

Spoiler

plays Assassins Creed Unity

in the film.

I can see that being written in as motivation to wear a hood..geezuz lol.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

How is it crazy someone would rather watch Catwoman or Batman and Robin? Have you seen those movies? They're hilarious!

I'd rather watch a trainwreck than an anemic fart.

 

[Slayven]

Wait, that was this year? ... Damn, it was!

I know, it should have been the bomb of 2014, I had money on it to!

 

[Pai Pai Master]

I definitely believe someone would rather watch Batman and Robin. That's an entertaining movie. It's an awful movie, but it is quite entertaining.

Yeah this just sounds boring from the impressions. A bad movie where interesting/incredibly stupid things happen can still be entertaining.

 

[Toa TAK]

Can someone confirmed that Doom

Spoiler

plays Assassins Creed Unity

in the film.

Funny you post that considering I'm playing it right now to kill some time.

I can see that being written in as motivation to wear a hood..geezuz lol.

Don't you want to put on a hood after playing some AC?

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Is it worse than Mystery Men though?

 

[LiK]

9% rotten, jebus

 

[Bobby Roberts]

Is it worse than Mystery Men though?

Mystery Men isn't a bad film.

 

[Slayven]

I definitely believe someone would rather watch Batman and Robin. That's an entertaining movie. It's an awful movie, but it is quite entertaining.

I always liked Riddler's and Two Faced's chemistry.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Mystery Men isn't a bad film.

Ha! I agree. Just watched it with my daughter last week..

 

[the_firewithin]

I always liked Riddler's and Two Faced's chemistry.

but Two Face didnt want to put up with Riddler's buffoonery (what was the exact quote? lol)

 

[Slayven]

how will they spin the ads next week?

"Number one movie with a number in the title in America"

"Number one movie with adopted siblings in America"

 

[Gordon Shumway]

but Two Face didnt want to put up with Riddler's buffoonery (what was the exact quote? lol)

I cannot sanction your buffoonery.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Is it worse than Mystery Men though?

Mystery men is a good movie

 

[Bobby Roberts]

how will they spin the ads next week?

"Esquire says: Reed Richards has a dick like a wineglass!"
"MovieBob — is a person on the internet!"
"IGN gives Batman: Arkham Asylum 9.5 out of 10!"

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Someone on imdb summed up the entire mess. Quoting one of the two big-ass posts:

Wow

 

[the_firewithin]

I cannot sanction your buffoonery.

there ya go. great quote from TLJ

 

[Slayven]

but Two Face didnt want to put up with Riddler's buffoonery (what was the exact quote? lol)

Chemistry isn't just getting along. More playing off each other

"Esquire says: Reed Richards has a dick like a wineglass!"
"MovieBob — is a person on the internet!"
"IGN gives Batman: Arkham Asylum 9.5 out of 10!"

"Reader's Digest says this is a movie!"

 

[Jigorath]

Currently tied with Elektra as the worst reviewed comic book movie ever on RT.

 

[Sephzilla]

Is it worse than Mystery Men though?

But Mystery Men was good

 

[Toa TAK]

how will they spin the ads next week?

"Number one movie with a number in the title in America"

"Number one movie with adopted siblings in America"

"The Latest Number One film in America."

 

[Anth0ny]

God, editing this gave me a rash. At least now it's readable/pertinent.

Fucking hell.

mcu mcu mcu

 

[Gordon Shumway]

how will they spin the ads next week?

"Number one movie with a number in the title in America"

"Number one movie with adopted siblings in America"

Andrew Wright of Portland Mercury proclaims: "This is a movie.."

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Moviebob was always kind of bad, but he's been downright insufferable since being sacked from the escapist. Even James Rolfe lightened up on the whole "compare this thing to some ridiculous gross out analogy."

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Mystery men is a good movie

there ya go. great quote from TLJ

 

[Mizerman]

"Esquire says: Reed Richards has a dick like a wineglass!"
"MovieBob — is a person on the internet!"
"IGN gives Batman: Arkham Asylum 9.5 out of 10!"

Snerk

Somehow, I wouldn't even doubt that.

 

[Slayven]

Moviebob was always kind of bad, but he's been downright insufferable since being sacked from the escapist. Even James Rolfe lightened up on the whole "compare this thing to some ridiculous gross out analogy."

First time I watched him and I was wondering did he had a thesaurus of needlessly gross analogies?

 

[Jigorath]

Moviebob was always kind of bad, but he's been downright insufferable since being sacked from the escapist. Even James Rolfe lightened up on the whole "compare this thing to some ridiculous gross out analogy."

He got a ton of attention from that Pixels review and now he's been trying to recreate it.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Moviebob was always kind of bad, but he's been downright insufferable since being sacked from the escapist. Even James Rolfe lightened up on the whole "compare this thing to some ridiculous gross out analogy."

His review had me so ready to close the YouTube app. Just introduced to him recently..don't see myself going through another of his reviews the near future. Trying a bit too hard, for my taste..

 

[Slayven]

I am just waiting for the Double Toasted review, love those guys would listen them review a ham sandwich.

 

[Dereck]

Moviebob was always kind of bad, but he's been downright insufferable since being sacked from the escapist. Even James Rolfe lightened up on the whole "compare this thing to some ridiculous gross out analogy."

He says nothing through saying a lot.

 

[Toa TAK]

I am just waiting for the Double Toasted review, love those guys would listen them review a ham sandwich.

Double Toasted always crack me up, regardless of whether or not I actually agree with their reviews.

 

[NipplesAndToes23]

Collider Review up.

 

[GAMEPROFF]

Everybody keeps talking how bad the ending is, what exactly happens in the end.

 

[Slayven]

Double Toasted always crack me up, regardless of whether or not I actually agree with their reviews.

They have fun with it, which I think escapes a lot of youtube reviewers.

 

[Bobby Roberts]

Collider Review up.

That's not the Collider review. That's the Campea Clown Panel review.

This is the Collider review, from Matt Goldberg. Who can actually write and formulate salient opinions on his own.

(Short version: D+)

 

[Lee Chaolan]

"No train can hurt her now"

Holy shit. lol

 

[EdibleKnife]

Someone on imdb summed up the entire mess. Quoting one of the two big-ass posts:

Seems like Trank has burned bridges he doesn't even know about if half of this is true

 

[More_Badass]

Everybody keeps talking how bad the ending is, what exactly happens in the end.

From what I gather, it's more that the movie just...ends. Abruptly, after an almost entire movie of build-up and exposition

 

[AlfredX1990]

I always liked Riddler's and Two Faced's chemistry.

Wrong movie

 

[AmaterasuOni]

Everybody keeps talking how bad the ending is, what exactly happens in the end.

Doom goes bad boy on earth for about 10 minutes. Then F4 fight against Doom for 5ish minutes in the horrible CGI environment. Then they beat him and oh boy, joke around how the foursome is going to be called. That's it. Nothing more. Credits roll. People are happy that the suffering ends and they can head to home. The End.

 

[Parallax]

"Esquire says: Reed Richards has a dick like a wineglass!"
"MovieBob — is a person on the internet!"
"IGN gives Batman: Arkham Asylum 9.5 out of 10!"

"Reader's Digest says this is a movie!"

these got me.

 

[LifEndz]

Someone on imdb summed up the entire mess. Quoting one of the two big-ass posts:

Jeez...I'm more interested in a documentary about what went wrong than watching the actual movie.

 

[AlfredX1990]

Top critics score is 6%, if it gets to 4% it''s more than enough for me

 

[kobu]

I am just waiting for the Double Toasted review, love those guys would listen them review a ham sandwich.

I actually just watched their review. They gave it a chance but we all know what happens every time Korey gives a movie a chance.

 

[Zeus Molecules]

Is it worse than Mystery Men though?

Yeah but being bad was the point. If that movie came out now I think it would be considered a cult classic.

 

[cyberheater]

But Mystery Men was good

Mystery Men was brilliant.

 

[NipplesAndToes23]

That's not the Collider review. That's the Campea Clown Panel review.

This is the Collider review, from Matt Goldberg. Who can actually write and formulate salient opinions on his own.

(Short version: D+)

Why shade tossing to the AMC crew? I'm cool with everybody and my only issue with Campea is that he tends to repeat the same lines a lot when it comes to certain subjects. I prefer Dennis and Schnepp. Sinead is bae too. I just wish they had more people of color come on their show from time to time.

 

[Bobby Roberts]

Why shade tossing to the AMC crew?

They suck at their jobs, mostly.

Like, if I want uninformed fan commentary, I can just pop into any forum on the internet. They don't even make their uninformed fan commentary entertaining for the most part. It's basically just reading a movie subreddit with the cusswords cut out.

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

Can someone confirmed that Doom

Spoiler

plays Assassins Creed Unity

in the film.

No it's

Spoiler

assassin's creed Syndicate

.

This was a pretty bad movie.