Sgt. Pinback
(L3) + (R3) | Spartan rage activated
Doesnt matter. You got a fugly playing the game and a politically motivated one too.
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If you want more hairy men in your video games than this, I don't know what to tell you:

The only thing more irritating in 2025 than woke developers is anti-woke gamers. Give it a rest. You have an entire universe of man's asses that you can stare at in your video games. You can have them sweaty. You can have them hairy. You can have them in tight, tight shorts.
You can have all the 'non political' man ass that your loins - uh, I mean, your heart - could ever desire. Relax.