Since people liked the last one i did, i thought i would make another.
This week on Neogaf news
A slue of Sony pony slaying, who is responsible, to whom will this tale of misconduct lead. Are there Dollar signs at the end of the trail? Has Microsoft managed to get their claws into the Neogaf mod team, all will be revealed?
First breaking news
Microsoft best feature, quick resume shows itself for the three hundredth time, By far the consoles best feature, it even has the latest Doom down to an eye water six-second loading screen. Impressive stuff indeed.
Microsoft sends out hundreds of consoles to
shills, trusted youtube viewers that they can count on. Within days hundreds of positive reviews come flooding back, when asked are they going to return the consoles to Microsoft, the independent trustworthy YouTubers respond with "Hell no its a gift"
Microsoft releases over 200 backward compatible games many will excellent improvements. If you like Retro games the new Xbox is for you.
@thrashgaming receives over 7.5 million dollars in bribers to make a positive video about xbox, He takes the money they releases another negative take on them, When asked why he did this his response is, "N@gger, i am from the hood"
Sonys console breakdown hits record viewing numbers with over 2.5 million views in the first hour. No one understands a fucking word of what was said.
Astroboy and god fall demos show near-instant loading.
A new Terminator film is believed to be in the making with Mark Cerny coming in as the T10.3 series. Rumors of a T12 variant The Phil-me-later is believed to be the villain.
Sony's new heat sink is revealed, global warming has been solved.
Neogaf poll declares that most people think the ps5 is one hell of an ugly console
Any other poll suggests most people in America want to buy a ps5.
People in America apparently like big ugly things.
Led guy goes all John conner in trying to fight the neogaf moderation team(skynet) and fails.
In other breaking news, hundreds of Sony ponies find themselves banned for the most of trivial reasons,
Bill O'Rights
denies showing any favoritism towards Microsoft fanboys. Later that night a private video of Bills girlfriend can be seen putting 7 xbox consoles into storage.
EviLore
says nothing is going on and no checks have arrived from Microsoft, he is soon seen leaving Neogaf headquarters in a green Ferrari on his way to lunch with the digital foundry members
Mod of War: Remastered
declares i can't be fucked with all this constant waring and is last seen celebrating in the bugsnax has gone Gold thread
Bryank75
is banned for breathing.
kyliethicc
calls out man utd fans and laughing at there 6-1 drubbing by spurs, an hour later he logs of neogaf as Liverpoo loses 7-2
Bo_Hazem
comes back from a one week ban only to be hit with an instant time out from the spec thread
geordiemp
receives a 3-day ban for linking Craig pictures for the one hundredth time
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Orky
says that that things like wifi six usb-c3 are overrated and future-proofing does not matter. He is later seen driving his horse and cart to work
xacto
is caught red-handed/pawed by his wife looking at half-naked pictures of Amanda cerny on his computer, He pulls that old line of " but darling I think your so much hotter, he has not been heard of or seen in days.
AeneaGames
, Neogafs local Garfield's diet is going well, she has lost over half her weight now, she comes in at a slender 300 pounds.
yewles1
the man midget grows three inches in one night after finding his wife's high heels
SportsFan581
has a new fetish involving shock therapy
The Announcement of the spec thread dying down is met with cheers and cries from both sides( no prizes for guessing which side is happier. ( I would say more but I don't want to get banned)
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Larryfox
asks for the Spec thread to be closed for the 500th time in two days. Asked on why he wants a thread shut down he never posts in, it met with the answer Cos its time.
The fire emote on neogaf is being considered offensive.
@X-Fighter contact's Merriam webster dictionary asking that the following words be banned as they are found to be offensive. Hot, warm, lukewarm, mild, tepid, sunny, sweltering, heated, inferno, boiling, roasting, VOLCANO,
Humor award of the month goes to cormack12 who says that humor and banter have no place on Neogaf, anyone that participates in this is running the website into the ground and people that do it should take a self-ban. Later that day he is seen taking a child's happy meal of him at his local MacDonalds
sircaw
is nearing the 20 000 score threshold, he has not posted a meme or a gif yet. special thanks to
Doncabesa
for giving me over half those points with trigger emotes. I love you dude
Tune in next week, probably not, to see week threes news.
sircaw
is on his very last warning, will people take the above post for what it is, some fun and banter or will the twitch in
Bill O'Rights
eye upon seeing me get the better of him.
Have a great Day everyone.