Dastardly Jerks
Banned
Yesss. More Quantum Break that isn't a real life skit please.
Also +1 for only caring about console details on launch. Everything up until then is backflipping conjecture.
Ma man.
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NHL October 2013 |OT| Racism, Pokémon, and the Pursuit of Saltiness
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Yesss. More Quantum Break that isn't a real life skit please.
Also +1 for only caring about console details on launch. Everything up until then is backflipping conjecture.
Ma man.
Kuro Madoushi
Unconfirmed Member
Moving that goal post...
The most surprising thing of the start of this season is that the Canucks have had multiple shot-blocking injuries, and Garrison hasn't caused any of them.
Exactly my attitude. I can wait a year or so to get the console launch hickups sorted out, price to maybe go down and good exclusives to come out. TitanFall and Watch dogs on pc.
Exactly my attitude. I can wait a year or so to get the console launch hickups sorted out, price to maybe go down and good exclusives to come out. TitanFall and Watch dogs on pc.
One sec while I go fire up my launch 360 and PS3.
BECAUSE I CAN
I can do the same, but I don't feel the need to post shit in this thread. Stick to the gaming side you will fit in better.
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
Depends if he's driving the team bus or not.
Oh snap!
At least Schroeder's back.
Just the top 6 offensive firepower we need to kickstart this team.
Probably not him specifically just funny the way Heretic and Dopey get called out all time for the same thing the PS4 fanboys do.
Get ready for some more Lars Attack
How quick into the game will PK get booed?
Wonder where Torts will play him. Richardson has been a great 3C, but that's nominally Schroeder's job. At least our 3rd line is starting to not look like a 4th line anymore.
Sedin-Sedin-Santorelli
Booth-Kesler-Kassian
Higgins-Schroeder-Hansen
Sestito-Richardson-Weise
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HadesGigas
Member
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
Speaking of which, do the BJs have a Captain yet?
To add to the advanced stats debate:
By them, Hamhuis has been by far our best defenseman this season. Anyone that follows the Canucks will tell you he hasn't, for whatever reason.
Also, this.
Also, Kaleta got shanabanned for 10 games, whoa. How did I miss that hit? Oh right, Sabres...
Police Captain BOBROVSKY
By them, Hamhuis has been by far our best defenseman this season. Anyone that follows the Canucks will tell you he hasn't, for whatever reason.
Also, this.
Also, Kaleta got shanabanned for 10 games, whoa. How did I miss that hit? Oh right, Sabres...
Police Captain BOBROVSKY
No JVR tonight.
Time to reunite beauty and the beast?
Tale as old as time :')
Edit: It's gonna be Broll-Bozak-Kessel on the top line to start.
lol
Whenever Simmonds gets on the ice.
That's a mighty swing of the hammer. Wow!
Unhandled Exception
Member
wow I don't know if I've seen a worse headshot in this game.. fuck
Unhandled Exception
Member
Criminal Todd ensures job security for all pieces of shit in this league
Broll has been decent but it's still early. But I do love a big tough winger that can skate and take regular shifts.
So that's JVR, Kulemin, Clarkson, McLaren, and Fraser all out.
TAR SANDS ARE THE FUUUUUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE.
Just as bad. Is anyone that's not Schuey buying this?
Must not have seen the CHI/PHX series two seasons ago then.
Ballard out because of the puck to the chin? Did he suffer a broken bone or a concussion?
idk, said he wasn't feeling 100%
:lol
It is a tough situation. I like jobs and a strong economy, also sunshine and wind can't make our Xbones and PS4s
:lol
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT OKAY LET'S GO.
NOW, YOU ALL HEARD ME TALK ABOUT HURTL-TURTLE EMBARRASSING THE SHARKS WITH HIS EXCESSIVE PRODUCTIVITY AND TRASHY EUROPEAN ANTICS. HE'S RUININ' THE GAME.
NOT ONLY THAT, HE'S RUININ' CAREERS. CANADIAN FRENCHIE FRY MARTY BIRON'S BEEN WAIVED BY THE RANGERS 'CAUSE HURLEY-TURTLE DECIDED TO SPIT ON THE GAME BY SHOWBOATIN', HOTDOGGIN', AND SHOWBOATIN' WHILE HOTDOGGIN'. BOY THAT MADE ME MAD.
NOW, BIRON MAY BE A DIRTY FRENCHMAN, BUT HE'S STILL CANADIAN. NOT THE BEST KIND OF CANADIAN, BUT STILL CANADIAN! HUGE MISTAKE WAIVIN' HIM BY THE RANGERS. SHOULDA WAVED THAT SWEDE LUNGED-KISSED. WHAT'S HE DONE TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE RANGERS ANYWAY. USELESS, GET THAT SWEDE OUTTA THE GAME. GET THAT TURTLEHURT OUT OF THE GAME TOO. THE NHL'S GOIN' DOWNHILL WITH THESE EMBARRASSING EUROPEANS.
LET ME TELL YOU A STORY KIDS: I WAS WASHIN' MY HANDS IN THE BATHROOM, WHEN I SAW TWO STALLS OPEN. ONE HAD FRENCHIE FRY BIRON AND THE OTHER HAD HURT-A-WHIRL. THEY WERE BOTH TAKIN' A DUMP - NOW, BIRON LEFT HIS DOOR OPEN BECAUSE HE'S A GOOD CANADIAN GUY. TURTLE LEFT HIS OPEN BECAUSE HE'S A NO-GOOD EUROPEAN - ANYWAY, YOU SEE THEM WIPIN', AND BIRON, GOD LOVE HIM, WAS WIPIN' BOTTOM TO TOP, AND HERPDL WAS WIPIN' TOP TO BOTTOM. NOW KIDS, IF YOU EVER WIPED, YOU KNOW THE RIGHT WAY TO DO IT IS BOTTOM TO TOP. I MEAN, WIPIN' TOP TO BOTTOM - YOU MIGHT AS WELL RUB SHIT ON YOUR BALLS, YOU KNOW. BOBBY ORR WIPED BOTTOM TO TOP LIKE A REAL CANADIAN.
NOW, AFTER CRYIN' SOME, I LOOK TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BATHROOM. YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE? LAND-KEYST TAKIN' A DUMP ON A URINAL...WITH A VISOR. DISGUSTIN' EUROPEAN ANTICS. URINALS ARE FOR TAKIN' A DUMP BARE-FACED.
BOBBY WOULDA TAKEN THAT DUMP IN THE URINAL WITHOUT A VISOR.
Unhandled Exception
Member
I still think the Kaleta hit is worse because of the distance between them when he starts skating towards Johnson, the speed and the fact that the head looked like the target the whole time. Brown is a dirty piece of shit for sure but I'd rather take one of his stupid elbows than a dude's entire body weight with speed behind it to the face.
Gold
Worst headshot ever is dumb. Hell, I think Kaleta has made dirtier hits himself. That said, the hit was dangerous and unnecessary.
Kaleta's redeeming quality is that he's a very good PKer, but he's always injured or suspended. Not to mention he is a danger to everyone on the ice. I wouldn't be upset if he never played another game in the league.
Kaleta's redeeming quality is that he's a very good PKer, but he's always injured or suspended. Not to mention he is a danger to everyone on the ice. I wouldn't be upset if he never played another game in the league.
Do you drive a car? If so stfu. You and everyone else who rely on oil are the reason the oilsands exist.
fuck the oil sands and fuck anyone who supports them or dany heatley
But he's a good Canadian boy.
I know it's wrong to say this as a Sharks fan but it sucks to have to acknowledge that Pronger is done. Dude was a great player and a great personality. His injury sounds pretty awful in terms of long term effects. I hope he comes back in a front office or coaching capacity.