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[Juicy Bob]

Webber fans need a Safety Car, now.

 

[Stop It]

We need another safety car right now to make things interesting. Where's Piquet when you need him????

Indeed.

Welcome to the Singapore Live Timing Grand Prix, where the numbers on the screen is far more exciting than the actual race.

Well, at least the timings aren't a lie, *stares at Codemasters*.

 

[Baconsarnie]

how did Sutil take so long to overtake Glock?

 

[Mush]

Awww, I was in the middle of my Everybody Hates Glock photoshop

 

[navanman]

Webber weekend is ruined. He is already a pit stop behind and lapping 3 seconds slower.

 

[Lucius86]

Awww, I was in the middle of my Everybody Hates Glock photoshop

Complete it for us.

 

[Stop It]

Legard fails at radio transmissions.

Alonso's race engineer meant that even with a safety car, Alonso would be safe. Brundle nicely corrects the idiot.

Awww, I was in the middle of my Everybody Hates Glock photoshop

Hey, don't let that stop you. I can assure you that's as much fun as we'll see for a LONG time.

 

[Mush]

Legard fails at radio transmissions.

Alonso's race engineer meant that even with a safety car, Alonso would be safe. Brundle nicely corrects the idiot.


Hey, don't let that stop you. I can assure you that's as much fun as we'll see for a LONG time.

Nah, I'll move on to my "Jesus loves Safety Cars" one instead.

 

[Lucius86]

Shit that was close Webber.

 

[Juicy Bob]

Gave me a bloody heart attack.

 

[navanman]

Webber nearly crashed!

 

[Mush]

NO, JESUS, you got it all wrong! I didn't want Mark to crash!

 

[Stop It]

NO, JESUS, you got it all wrong! I didn't want Mark to crash!

:lol :lol

 

[Wax Free Vanilla]

boring race.

button should have had hamilton off the start going into turn 1 - totally bottled it. so much for being more aggressive...

alonso will take this one if the ferrari is reliable.

 

[Lucius86]

NO, JESUS, you got it all wrong! I didn't want Mark to crash!

He realised at the last moment we are all secretly routing for Webber, despite our nationality difference.

 

[Dead Man]

Hammy drifting around the track. I don't like the guy, but he is exciting to watch. Webber may have a chance of catching him later.

 

[Stop It]

Webber (After trying to kill himself), pulls a 1:52, not enough to do anything about Alonso and Vettel, but significantly faster than Hamilton and Button.

This isn't over, this can get very very interesting.

Edit: The Mclarens must pit now, they are losing time to everyone.

In fact, last lap Button was only 1 second ahead of Glock on the timings.

 

[navanman]

Mclaren is in trouble here. They need to pit

 

[Juicy Bob]

What is it with FOM ignoring yellows this year?

 

[Dead Man]

Mclaren is in trouble here. They need to pit

Yep. Even if they pit now they are behind Webber, I think.

 

[Stop It]

Mclaren send Hamilton in to pit, a bit late eh guys?

Yep. Even if they pit now they are behind Webber, I think.

Not even close, Webber is way gone.

 

[navanman]

Hamilton pits

 

[navanman]

Here we go, the leaders are in.

 

[Lucius86]

Err, Vettel in with Alonso??? Has everyone forgotten how to do a strategy??

 

[Road]

Who was the idiot who sent Vettel together with Alonso? :lol

 

[Lucius86]

Is it me, or did Vettel have it in 2nd gear??

 

[Dead Man]

Vettel pits at the same time as Alonso? No advantage to gain there.

 

[Dilly]

Is it me, or did Vettel have it in 2nd gear??

Yeah, he tried to get out in second gear.

 

[Stop It]

Vettel is a monster, epic fast on the new tyres.

Alonso in major trouble.

Edit: Schumacher gets boshed into the wall, a bit of poetic justice?

 

[navanman]

Vettel has Alonso here. He is miles quicker on the prime tyre.

 

[navanman]

That was stupid from Kobyashi

 

[Lucius86]

SC!!

 

[Goldrusher]

Safety car.

Will be tricky to get the race under 2 hours.

 

[Dilly]

That's a safetycar :lol

 

[Wax Free Vanilla]

safety car!

 

[kharma45]

Safety car bitches!

 

[olore]

The SLS is out

 

[Road]

Kobayashi always bringing the entertainment.

 

[Stop It]

2 car crash, MUST be a safety car.

Well, the race suddenly wakes up? Everyone resets to zero. And Ferrari out for a stop? Why?

 

[navanman]

Safety car, kobyashi crashed after his impact. Good for Hamilton and webber.

 

[Mush]

PRAISE MUSH. PRAISE HIM.

 

[Baconsarnie]

Gap from Webber to Hamilton 8.7 seconds after the pitstop

Gap from Webber to Hamilton at time of the SC roughly 5 seconds.

Legard ''Not good for Webber as he was pulling away from Hamilton'' :lol

 

[Lucius86]

Always bet on Kobayashii for entertainment.

 

[Stop It]

PRAISE MUSH. PRAISE HIM.

*bows*

Well, the top 5 are the top 5 in the championship. If any fireworks are to happen, it's right here, right now.

Just on board with the SC, for a second I thought one of the cars had an epic engine problem!

 

[kharma45]

That SLS sounds so good.

 

[Juicy Bob]

Vettel with a faster car on the primes than Alonso with the Safety Car bunching everyone up... There Will Be Blood.

 

[Lucius86]

Vettel with a faster car on the primes than Alonso with the Safety Car bunching everyone up... There Will Be Blood.

Webber will be vulnerable to Hamilton too.

 

[kharma45]

No doubt Vettel will be reminded "10 cars, for God's sake, 10 cars!" soon.

 

[Dead Man]

PRAISE MUSH. PRAISE HIM.

*BOW*

 

[navanman]

No way this race can finish, it's going to be a 2hr limit race.