The 3rd Birthday is still so incredibly infuriating all these years later. What an absolute trainwreck from everyone involved.
So the old woman discussion got me thinking.
Are there any old women in Final Fantasy games (feel free to include spin-offs) that:
1.) Are not immortals who look like they're 20-30.
2.) Are more than an NPC with a few lines of dialog. Major characters, playable characters, minor characters, it's all fine as long as they have some relevance to the plot and aren't just this person you walk by who goes "Hey Sonny, in my day we got our mail from the mailbox!" or only appears in a crowd shot.
If we can't come up with old ladies, I'll extend it to people in their mid 30s or older (even though this isn't actually old) since that's the age a lot of the male party members hit (Auron, Steiner, Basch), though we did have Strago at 70.
Yeah, it's really frustrating. Who's the oldest female playable/lead FF character? Is it actually Luna at 24? Lulu was 22 in FFX, and Celes and Faris are much younger than I thought they were, wow. Beatrix is 27/28. It's pretty disturbing that female characters past the age 30 mark generally don't seem to exist. Not that it's a problem unique to FF, obviously, and not even to Japan. I also recgonise the male characters in FF trend towards being young, but then you've still also got your Lagunas/Aurons, older Cids, older male villains, etc.
One thing I liked about Kingsglaive was that they'd added older women to the council that weren't there in Versus days. I think there was one or two older women in Type-0, too. (Then, of course, you've the whole underage girl/underwear thing from Type-0, which is a headache for another thread.)
Gladio is actually pretty much sexualized in the game too. He's practically the male equivalent to Cindy. It's not just how he looks (tall, dark-haired, muscular), how he behaves (uber manly) and dresses (all in black leather with his abs and chest out) but also how he is staged:
Gladio's definitely fan-service, but his fan-service is still 100% practical, even with the open shirt. His designs seems so OOC after Brotherhood, it's really odd. He's such a practical, no-bullshit kinda guy.
Well he can do good female designs..when he wants to, he's confirmed to have done Iris and Gentiana.
Sometimes you get Gentiana, some times you get the bikini girl in Type-0
It's a shame, as Ferrari does some great designs. Out of Type-0, I loved the designs of Caetuna, Qun'mi, Andoria, and Celestia. I also really like Emina and Arecia, and thought they walked the fan-service line a lot better than Cindy and Aranea.
Emina's jiggle-physics were hilarious, though, wow.
I think this is why I want the next FF game to have a proper female lead who is at least decently written.
Matsuno, come baaaaaaaaaack. The writing on the women of FFXII and FFT were incredible, even with Fran's metal wedgie from hell. It's a shame Penelo's plot was removed from FFXII, I remember being intrigued by her backstory with her brothers pre-release. It would have tied in thematically with the other characters dealing with loss and vengeance.