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[Suikoguy]

Who uses the word goofuses?

 

[B-Dubs]

You know we joke, but all kidding aside, decorum really is dead.

Just like Harambe.

But unlike Harambe, this joke will never die.

 

[User 463088]

But unlike Harambe, this joke will never die.

IN the arrrmsss of the angels...fly awaaaayyyyy from hereeeeee

 

[Paches]

Goofus.

 

[Anoregon]

I was saying Haramboo-urns.

 

[Rebel Leader]

But unlike Harambe, this joke will never die.

what is dead may never die

 

[B-Dubs]

what is dead may never die

Unlike Harambe, who is actually dead.

 

[Oblivion]

Unlike Harambe, who is actually dead.

Says who?

 

[Teggy]

Goofus posts dank memes about Harambe. Gallant uses Facebook to connect with old friends, and to enjoy kitten videos.

 

[User 463088]

Says who?

Says me. But then again, I'm dead inside. Unlike Harambe, who is dead inside, outside and upside down.

 

[RustyNails]

what is dead may never die

What is dead may never die.

 

[stressboy]

Unlike Harambe, who is actually dead.

He died for our sins.

 

[B-Dubs]

Says who?

Harambe's ghost, who speaks to me in the quiet time when magic is real and the barrier between this world and the next breaks down before the rising sun casts the ghosts of the dead back beyond the veil so that we may safely walk the Earth once more.

 

[Rebel Leader]

Unlike Harambe, who is actually dead.

Only the forgotten are truly dead.

 

[Veritigo_X]

Aw, crap. We're in trouble now.

Wow, they're literally asking us to forget Harambe? In a perfect world my kids will be making Harambe memes.

 

[Aaron Strife]

You guys can laugh at Christie manservant jokes all your lives but he deserves a medal for destroying Rubio.

Christie died for our sins.

It was like in a movie where the villain's lackey has a sudden change of heart and suicide-kills the biggest threat.

I mean not exactly considering Christie is rolling with Trump now but eh.

 

[B-Dubs]

Christie died for our sins.

Unlike Harambe, who just died.

 

[Metaphoreus]

Also a Washington Post writer really phoning in an article. I swear he couldn't have buried that lede any deeper in there if he tried.

I saw you complaining about this in the OT thread. You're being silly. The story here is that 14,900 emails were uncovered during the course of the FBI investigation, and those will now be processed and released to the public.

The WaPo story began:

The FBI’s year-long investigation of Hillary Clinton’s private email server uncovered 14,900 emails and documents from her time as secretary of state that had not been disclosed by her attorneys, and a federal judge on Monday pressed the State Department to begin releasing emails sooner than mid-October as it planned.

Which is exactly what's newsworthy here. You want to pretend the news here is what Comey said a month ago, which, as I said, is silly. It's August, not July.

 

[User 463088]

Unlike Harambe, who just died.

Damn it, I was fixing to make that joke.

I'm so dead right now. Not literally, like Harambe. The other one.

 

[CoffeeJanitor]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/loca...table-main_clintonemail-1030am:homepage/story

Idiot

 

[hawk2025]

Something to think about.

 

[Fragamemnon]

Christie died for our sins.

At least he took down Little Marco with him.

 

[B-Dubs]

I saw you complaining about this in the OT thread. You're being silly. The story here is that 14,900 emails were uncovered during the course of the FBI investigation, and those will now be processed and released to the public.

The WaPo story began:



Which is exactly what's newsworthy here. You want to pretend the news here is what Comey said a month ago, which, as I said, is silly. It's August, not July.

No, I'm saying the fact they're being released due to the lawsuit is the newsworthy thing. The Judicial Watch lawsuit, which is the entire reason this is happening, isn't mentioned until like half-way into the story.

 

[thebloo]

Cruz will be top3 in 2020. Mark it down. He and Kasich were the only ones to get out alive and Kasich is too fucking boring to win.

If Rubio had sat his ass out this time, he would have been a shoe-in for 2020. Maybe even gotten a clue by then.

 

[Aaron Strife]

It is too bad though that Rubio never got to lose to Hillary. That would have been the best 2nd place victory speech you ever saw.

 

[metalslimer]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/loca...table-main_clintonemail-1030am:homepage/story

Idiot

Did you read the article? Explain it in a few sentences.

 

[Spoiled Milk]

Have you guys seen this video?

https://youtu.be/Y4Zdx97A63s

Daily Show asks Trump supporters questions to see if they'd pass the Trump ideology test.

 

[CoffeeJanitor]

Did you read the article? Explain it in a few sentences.

Nope

I did not have literary relations with that article

 

[Metaphoreus]

No, I'm saying the fact they're being released due to the lawsuit is the newsworthy thing. The Judicial Watch lawsuit, which is the entire reason this is happening, isn't mentioned until like half-way into the story.

How is that the story? Who cares why the emails are being released? And how does the mention of a "federal judge" in the first paragraph not provide enough information to understand that this is happening because of a lawsuit?

 

[eBay Huckster]

I see some of you have taken up smoking pot what with all this Kasich alternate reality talk.

if there isn't anything current to panic about, we'll just make shit up and panic about that

This is funny because its true

not quite!

Spoiler

he came in fourth in a TWO-man race

 

[Boke1879]

It's about that whole Judicial Watch thing isn't it?

 

[B-Dubs]

It's about that whole Judicial Watch thing isn't it?

 

[thebloo]

How is that the story? Who cares why the emails are being released? And how does the mention of a "federal judge" in the first paragraph not provide enough information to understand that this is happening because of a lawsuit?

So, what is the story? That during the 4 years of using an email she deleted some or not moved them between devices? And the FBI went through them line by line.

So, what exactly is the story? I'm not joking, what is the bad thing?

 

[Cesare Borgia]

I think Kasich would have a good shot at beating Clinton. It's interesting to discuss in the sense that we're witnessing a very weird, one-in-a-generation race between Clinton and arguably the worst candidate in modern history (Trump). Take that away, give her a decent/sane opponent, and this would be an entirely different race. A lot of election metrics favor republicans, yet they nominated a completely un-electable candidate.

Hillary Clinton is one of the most disliked, least trusted candidates in recent memory. Running her against someone as calm and "likable" as Kasich would be interesting and create a very different election narrative (with the media fully on board for Kasich). I could see a 285 to 253 victory for Hillary, where Kasich carries Ohio and Florida.

 

[Boke1879]

People here just need to accept that the right is going to keep trying to beat this over the voters head until election day.

 

[Teggy]

UPI/CVOTER has gone from Clinton +7 to +3 to +1 over the last 3 weeks
Morning Consult - 9 -> 7-> 6

FUCK!

 

[balladofwindfishes]

Are there any liberal groups whose only purpose in life is to file as many FOIA requests as possible against conservatives?

Whether they actually uncover anything or not.

 

[B-Dubs]

I think Kasich would have a good shot at beating Clinton. It's interesting to discuss in the sense that we're witnessing a very weird, one-in-a-generation race between Clinton and arguably the worst candidate in modern history (Trump). Take that away, give her a decent/sane opponent, and this would be an entirely different race. A lot of election metrics favor republicans, yet they nominated a completely un-electable candidate.

Hillary Clinton is one of the most disliked, least trusted candidates in recent memory. Running her against someone as calm and "likable" as Kasich would be interesting and create a very different election narrative (with the media fully on board for Kasich). I could see a 285 to 253 victory for Hillary, where Kasich carries Ohio and Florida.

The debates would have been interesting to watch considering some of the reports from female journalists who covered Kasich. He may have been able to keep his cool or it could have turned into the NY Senate race all over again.

 

[User1608]

He died for our sins.

 

[Owzers]

Trump delaying immigration speech, not happening thursday. How do i do this flip? How do i land this flop?

 

[Boke1879]

Trump delaying immigration speech, not happening thursday. How do i do this flip? How do i land this flop?

They are probably gonna tweak a few things lol

 

[Metaphoreus]

So, what is the story? That during the 4 years of using an email she deleted some or not moved them between devices? And the FBI went through them line by line.

So, what exactly is the story? I'm not joking, what is the bad thing?

Who says it's a bad thing? The story is, as one perceptive poster recently noted:

14,900 emails were uncovered during the course of the FBI investigation, and those will now be processed and released to the public.

 

[Rebel Leader]

Something to think about.

Nothing to think

Pull

 

[Debirudog]

Hey, Poligaf, longtime lurker and newbie here.

I don't really have much to contribute to the Hillary vs. Kasich fantasy, but I had some friend who touted that he's a "true liberal" and that he would vote for Kasich over the "shill" apparently because he seems decent. He was a Berner so I didn't really try to argue with him.

I don't really like Kasich but if he was able to become the general republican nominee, I would be panicking 24/7 by now.

 

[B-Dubs]

Hey, Poligaf, longtime lurker and newbie here.

I don't really have much to contribute to the Hillary vs. Kasich fantasy, but I had some friend who touted that he's a "true liberal" and that he would vote for Kasich over the "shill" apparently because he seems decent. He was a Berner so I didn't really try to argue with him.

I don't really like Kasich but if he was able to become the general republican nominee, I would be panicking 24/7 by now.

Kasich was really good at looking more moderate than he actually was. I'd go find that Full Frontal piece that covered his views on abortion, dude was a true believer in a moderate's suit.

 

[Spoiled Milk]

How is that the story? Who cares why the emails are being released? And how does the mention of a "federal judge" in the first paragraph not provide enough information to understand that this is happening because of a lawsuit?

The Freedom of Information Act is bullshit and you know it.

Trump delaying immigration speech, not happening thursday. How do i do this flip? How do i land this flop?

 

[B-Dubs]

The Freedom of Information Act is bullshit and you know it.

Nah, it's got good uses, a lot of news organizations use it well, but organizations like Freedom Watch abuse it to no end.

 

[Emarv]

Hey, Poligaf, longtime lurker and newbie here.

I don't really have much to contribute to the Hillary vs. Kasich fantasy, but I had some friend who touted that he's a "true liberal" and that he would vote for Kasich over the "shill" apparently because he seems decent. He was a Berner so I didn't really try to argue with him.

I don't really like Kasich but if he was able to become the general republican nominee, I would be panicking 24/7 by now.

This is the most Berner thing I've heard in a while.

Remember Bernie people? Good times, good times...

 

[Spoiled Milk]

Nah, it's got good uses, a lot of news organizations use it well, but organizations like Freedom Watch abuse it to no end.

It was a Jack Remington reference.

 

[Metaphoreus]

The Freedom of Information Act is bullshit and you know it.

Way to out your alt, Jack.