Boss Riovane
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Me and my girl call CiCi's the "loneliest place on earth". That place is shitty and closed after 6 mos in Carrollton.
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The Black Culture Thread |OT3| Lighten Up
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BlackGhost
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Lol CiCis has to go pizzas, I haven't been to one forever. I love the BBQ pizza
If you are getting togo pizza from CiCi's . You have given up on life.
they give you a dixie cup anyway. And I just wanted a quick gulp. Who cares if it's a gulp of HiC orange, or water? They come from the same spigot. It's just a sip.
CiCis is trash. Bring back Shakey's.
BlackGhost
Banned
Lmao I haven't done it yet.....................but I will.
GotEmRunnin
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Sitting here in jiffy lube and lil kid William throwing a tantrum....I've never seen one of these close up. Wanna drop kick this kid.
I always laugh when I see those because parents cant whoop their kids in public anymore so they just have to let that shit ride out until the kid decides to calm the fuck down.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Give the kid a dehumanizing stare.
Shit, that's the worse. When I was growing up my mom would just let that power level build up and spirit bomb my ass at home. Though I didn't act out in public much, just shit at school.
shit my mom still gives me the "i ain't buying shit so don't ask" when we go out now.
GhettoGamer
Member
Those were the worst especially when you dont see it coming. You be in the tub playing, when moms kick in the door swinging a belt/switch/extension cord.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
you guys ever see the parents of the bad kid in class come to school and yell at them?
The best is when the parents sit in on their classes
man i remember this one time when i was 17 i was staying at my friend's house because i didn't want to drive back across town. dude gets a call, some folks want us to come to a party at like 12:30am. we get ready to leave and his mom catches us on the way out on some "where are you guys going" not even really mad or anything, just asking a bunch of questions. my dude is like "uuuuuuuuugh what's with all these stupid ass questions? shut the fuck up. we'll be back later."
believe me when i say that i flinched on instinct because i didn't want to get caught in the path of the slap that i KNEW was coming. i'm like "whoa man it aint that serious, we don't have to go."
"oh...okay, be safe." and she just turned around and walked away w/ her head down.
as much of a problem as i can be, i wouldn't even dream of 1) asking my mom whats up w/ all these stupid ass questions and 2) telling her to shut the fuck up.
BlackGhost
Banned
Wow lmao
I remember being 12 or 13 and playing nintendo at a friend;s house. His mom told him to take out the trash or something and he said "You do it". Shit I turned into a runaway slave then "Youuuussss going to get both of us killt."
Nope, she just did it herself.
Boss Riovane
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Y'all got me rolling.
And I need you to get on d&d
And I need you to get on d&d
GotEmRunnin
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Bro where I'm from it's two kinds of people. Black and red necks. My friend Travis Peterson if you called him and heard his parents in the background you would think he was in a black family. His momma was straight up gangsta. She made him do something once for his sister and he mumbled under his breath. She said "boy I'll slap you back a week and give you 5 days to think about the ass whopping coming your way"....we all felt that one.
My moms didn't say much but you knew it was on when a curling iron, wooden spoon, shoe, coat hanger, or whatever she could get her hands on came flying at your head.
My old man used to give me and my sister a nice bill cosby esque talk about what we did wrong. Words we never heard cuz he had his big ass military strap on his shoulder the entire damn time.
Gonna download tonight
do shakeys no longer exist where you are
I caught the belt one time from my grandma, I will never do that shit again.
MorisUkunRasik
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This girl my friend used to date used have old school yelling matches with her dad, her younger sister too.
It'd be over simple shit like whose turn it was to wash the dishes or who left a mess on the table.
The first time I was there to witness it I was like 'noooooooo you're gonna get smashed like Hulk did to Loki in The Avengers!' After a while I got used to her saying she wished he was dead and him calling her a mistake. He clearly fucked her head up.
I'll poke fun at my parents now that I'm older but telling them to shut up or fuck off is some otherworldly shit to me til this day.
It'd be over simple shit like whose turn it was to wash the dishes or who left a mess on the table.
The first time I was there to witness it I was like 'noooooooo you're gonna get smashed like Hulk did to Loki in The Avengers!' After a while I got used to her saying she wished he was dead and him calling her a mistake. He clearly fucked her head up.
I'll poke fun at my parents now that I'm older but telling them to shut up or fuck off is some otherworldly shit to me til this day.
double jump
you haven't lived until a random little kid ask you "how do you make love".
lawd major truth spoken in this post.
PartTimeWarrior
Banned
The worst will still be picking out your own switch from the backyard
ViewtifulJC
Banned
I like how black people can always get together and share in our memories of being physically attacked by our loving guardians
Oldschoolgamer
The physical form of blasphemy
And even with this, they still manage to let out that bullshit "it hurts me more than it will hurt you."
TheKaeptain
Banned
Shakeys has abandoned the Mid-Atlantic region where my cave of solitude is located.
edit: and all the Baskin and Robbins halved their ice cream inventory so they could sell stale donuts
vv: grabbed my mom's hand once when she was slapping me. Didn't even grab it hard, it was more like a soft deflection. Knew I fucked up though. My dad was just sitting on his throne, like T'Challa, watching the show. And next he was up and I was just trying to minimize my cross-section.
Boss Riovane
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Damn I remember my grandma doing that shit.
But when I got physically bigger then my mother and she realized that an asswhooping didn't hurt she resulted to punches in the chest or whatever object was an her hand. One time I grabbed her hand and blocked while I was getting whooped when I was younger and bam I got my first beat down. The whole time she saying "I know you didn't raise your hand to me"
Alligatorjandro
Banned
yall were beat like slaves
damn
damn
I used to pick the most weakest and flimsy stick, never worked.
TheKaeptain
Banned
This is not exclusive to black people.
This has me dyin'.
I like how black people can always get together and share in our memories of being physically attacked by our loving guardians
Cause we know it comes from a place of love.
MorisUkunRasik
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I tried running for the door once and got WWF clotheslined. Never again.
#JustMakeItQuick
Oldschoolgamer
The physical form of blasphemy
You all seen those horror movies when the person, usually a female, tries hiding and gets pulled by whatever evil force? Shit sucks when you think you're free.
I always ran from my mom. I could always count on tiring her out a bit before I got the whoopin.
I ran from my grandma once as soon as I saw the switch come out because I thought I was smart. I ran out of the house and hid at a neighbor's place w/ their kids. Grandma called her and had the neighbor put me on the phone talking about "You notice I didn't chase your dumbass right? Well, you can stay over there as long as you want to but you gotta come back sometime and I'll be waiting sooooooooooooo...*click*"
I ran from my grandma once as soon as I saw the switch come out because I thought I was smart. I ran out of the house and hid at a neighbor's place w/ their kids. Grandma called her and had the neighbor put me on the phone talking about "You notice I didn't chase your dumbass right? Well, you can stay over there as long as you want to but you gotta come back sometime and I'll be waiting sooooooooooooo...*click*"
I once locked myself in the bathroom. I held out for like 2 hrs, then my grand-auntie who was at the house was at the door saying she needed to use the bathroom. I was like DAMN, I knew I was getting played, had to go out and face it, I tried falling down and acting hurt, didn't work.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
lmao
yall ducking grandma's and shit
yall ducking grandma's and shit
MorisUkunRasik
Member
My grandma treated me like royalty, always on my best behavior. Plus I knew giving my dad's mom grief was a death sentence.
i wasn't even that bad w/ my grandma really. i had more leeway w/ my mom to talk back so it was always an adjustment spending time w/ my grandma. she just didn't tolerate anything short of complete submission. she nipped that backtalk in the bud.
my mom told me a story about her growing up, she was maybe 15 or so. one time my grandma asked her to do something in the kitchen, i forget what it was but it was some trivial shit. anyway my mom said "just do it yourself." my grandma smacked her so hard she stumbled from the kitchen and fell out in the yard. now i always thought my mom was exaggerating because she tells it now like it's the funniest shit ever but i finally asked my aunt about it last year and she vouched for it.
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