Well sorry you can't relate to me? Not sure how me being able to fly back home once a month or so for a couple days to spend with family and friends makes me a douchebag.
When I said relatable, it's like if I talk to you, you would only talk about things that you have. Again, it goes with how you present yourself here on GAF, always flaunting.
And when I made the comment about being douchey, I said you SOUND douchey and it was towards the bar comment, not flying around monthly to see friends.