Maybe you just aren't used to online play? Otherwise it sounds like you had a fundamentally different experience from me, since I was able to do Phoenix's TK trap relaunch combos just fine.
The match you weren't moving in I waited for you to move, and you attacked Phoenix and brought her to 20% health - you fought and didn't say until after all the matches were done that that one (match 3 or 4?) didn't count. I honestly thought you were just fucking with my head to see if I would stop attacking so you could get a free shot at me.
At this point, I'll just say that the other two fellows can get their games in with you, and unless both of them do 6-1 or better against you, it won't be necessary for us to have a final match - easier on everyone that way. It would be good of you to communicate things in the future though.
Wasn't your "troll team" something like Trish/Sentinel/???. I don't understand why you would need to use a specific team to test the connection.
Edit: And if the connection was really so atrocious, why did you get upset about me leaving, saying that you wanted to keep playing? Personally, I always want to abandon such connections ASAP.
Edit2: I'm not entirely in disbelief about our experiences being dissimilar. While every individual educated in networking tells me that you and I must have had the same experience, I've been in your situation before against people who told me the connection was fine, but it felt like a lagfest to me. It's a funny thing with the netcode - I am sure you are a much better player than what the game let you demonstrate sir. In fact, Q may remember me being in your position around March of this year...