April Wrasslin' |OT 2| I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!

*two weeks later*

FINN BALOR! YOU SAY YOU ARE THE DEMON BUT ONLY I KNOW THE DEMON! THE DEMON CALLED SISTER ABIGAIL! YOU SHALL JOIN ME SO WE CAN SHOW THE WWE UNIVERSE HOW TO FOLLOW THE BUZZARDS!

*jobs*

You are a demon, Finn... Ha ha ha... But I, man... I'M A GOD! *Loses match clean to Finn in 6 minutes*
 
Bray, you corny!

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I wasn't watching at the time, but I understand Bray started out as just a charismatic cult leader? Because if so, that would be much better than all this corny supernatural stuff.

But then, I suppose he no longer has a cult to lead.

Hey he won a feud with Dean once.

And Bryan.
The Wyatt Family beat The New Day.

Course, that was forgotten about because of the brand split. But it's still a W.
 
bray is just boring to me now some guy who talks horror and never ends up with the results of it working, like an episode of inspector gadget

This is the most accurate description ever. He reminds me of a Power Rangers villain. Rita talks about taking over the world, then 10 minutes later her monster explodes in defeat and we do it all again the next day.
 
Bray is only boring becuase WWE fucked it up big time

The greatest example of that, even more than the Cena feud, was he and Rowan and Harper tormenting Taker and Kane, getting nothing out of it, and losing a 3-on-2 match where they looked like complete jobber goofs.
 
I wasn't watching at the time, but I understand Bray started out as just a charismatic cult leader? Because if so, that would be much better than all this corny supernatural stuff.

But then, I suppose he no longer has a cult to lead.


The Wyatt Family beat The New Day.

Course, that was forgotten about because of the brand split. But it's still a W.

he can have Curt Hawkins and maybe Apollo Crews to start a new cult
 
I for one welcome Bray's carny horseshit.

It's a hell of a lot better then:
Challenger: "You have the belt, I'm taking the belt!"
Champion: "Nuh Uh, I'm the best"
Challenger: "Uh huh!"

*wrestle wrestle*

New Champ: "Now I'm the best!"
Ex Champ: "Nuh Uh, I'm taking my belt back"
New Champ: "Nuh Uh!"

*wrestle wrestle*

Repeat ad naseum
 
I for one welcome Bray's carny horseshit.

It's a hell of a lot better then:
Challenger: "You have the belt, I'm taking the belt!"
Champion: "Nuh Uh, I'm the best"
Challenger: "Uh huh!"

*wrestle wrestle*

New Champ: "Now I'm the best!"
Ex Champ: "Nuh Uh, I'm taking my belt back"
New Champ: "Nuh Uh!"

*wrestle wrestle*

Repeat ad naseum
Who leaked the script for the next 2 months of NXT
 
Did they really just watch a tablet like that? It's a new low for Maffew's Wreslters Watching TV Backstage photo album.
 
I for one welcome Bray's carny horseshit.

It's a hell of a lot better then:
Challenger: "You have the belt, I'm taking the belt!"
Champion: "Nuh Uh, I'm the best"
Challenger: "Uh huh!"

*wrestle wrestle*

New Champ: "Now I'm the best!"
Ex Champ: "Nuh Uh, I'm taking my belt back"
New Champ: "Nuh Uh!"

*wrestle wrestle*

Repeat ad naseum
It's not
 
Bray is only boring becuase WWE fucked it up big time

Yup. Its bizarre to see the thread turn on Bray again because wwe jobbed him as usual when 2 months ago everyone was wetting their panties when he won the title.
 
he can have Curt Hawkins and maybe Apollo Crews to start a new cult

He should just go around collecting jobbers.

A cult of jobbers with Bray as their King. Their whole thing could be trying to find ways to still be intimidating when they lose everything all the time.
 
I for one welcome Bray's carny horseshit.

It's a hell of a lot better then:
Challenger: "You have the belt, I'm taking the belt!"
Champion: "Nuh Uh, I'm the best"
Challenger: "Uh huh!"

*wrestle wrestle*

New Champ: "Now I'm the best!"
Ex Champ: "Nuh Uh, I'm taking my belt back"
New Champ: "Nuh Uh!"

*wrestle wrestle*

Repeat ad naseum

At least "I want the title and I'm better than you" is a real statement with substance and a realistic goal as opposed to "I am a god and I'm gonna kill you."
 
I for one welcome Bray's carny horseshit.

It's a hell of a lot better then:
Challenger: "You have the belt, I'm taking the belt!"
Champion: "Nuh Uh, I'm the best"
Challenger: "Uh huh!"

*wrestle wrestle*

New Champ: "Now I'm the best!"
Ex Champ: "Nuh Uh, I'm taking my belt back"
New Champ: "Nuh Uh!"

*wrestle wrestle*

Repeat ad naseum

This is the least wwe shit ever.
 
I for one welcome Bray's carny horseshit.

It's a hell of a lot better then:
Challenger: "You have the belt, I'm taking the belt!"
Champion: "Nuh Uh, I'm the best"
Challenger: "Uh huh!"

*wrestle wrestle*

New Champ: "Now I'm the best!"
Ex Champ: "Nuh Uh, I'm taking my belt back"
New Champ: "Nuh Uh!"

*wrestle wrestle*

Repeat ad naseum

Yup. Wrestling is at it's best when you have a good mix of stuff both gimmick and match wise.

Alicia Fox is not good. That's not to say she's never entertaining. But she's not good.

She's never been entertaining. Just annoying.
 
I think I'm kind of surprised about this fucking poo poo roach song being the theme for Payback. Better than what theyve been using the past 3-4 years sadly.
 
I for one welcome Bray's carny horseshit.

It's a hell of a lot better then:
Challenger: "You have the belt, I'm taking the belt!"
Champion: "Nuh Uh, I'm the best"
Challenger: "Uh huh!"

*wrestle wrestle*

New Champ: "Now I'm the best!"
Ex Champ: "Nuh Uh, I'm taking my belt back"
New Champ: "Nuh Uh!"

*wrestle wrestle*

Repeat ad naseum

I would prefer this to be honest.

At least it would be something actually relatable to reality.
 
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