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[rhophiehalul78]

A phoenix immortal makes me more excited than I'm willing to admit

H Y P E

Blue Phoenix like Marco the Phoenix!
That would be awesome.

Edit and offtopic: Might as well try my luck here. Check out my kickstarter (for rpg fans out there)

 

[shira]

Funded!

Nice-ah

 

[twobear]

adding training wheels to bikes lowers the skill cap of the tour de france

 

[NormalFish]

adding training wheels to bikes lowers the skill cap of the tour de france

I would watch this.

 

[Imp the Dimp]

Did you get to see the doc?

 

[twobear]

Did you get to see the doc?

no!!! the only appointment i could get was on the 1st!!

also don't remind me of it please it only makes me more anxious

 

[Hylian7]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4bmhdw/dota_2_update_test_client_march_22_2016_analysis/



oh god

"for pressing ceremonial matters"

 

[Imp the Dimp]

Well in that case let me tell you that I talked to my father yesterday (via SMS) who is a head physician in internal medicine and described him your condition. He said the number of people attending him because of negligible symptoms who then panic because internet research came up with cancer is shockingly high. A vast majority of his cancer panickers just get send home quickly without even doing further examination because that would unsettle them, as the fact that they're healthy is oftentimes obvious rather quickly for the doc. Obviously, any legit doc will refrain from remote diagnosing but I guess his point is to chill the fuck out.

I didn't want to tell you this until you met the doc who would have likely sent you home with the advice to relax and never research symptoms on the interner ever again but since that is a week out, I might as well share what I got I guess.

 

[Chris R]

Oh Nintendo, not like this

 

[JawesomeJaw]

how are they gonna make a smash moba with no buttons.

 

[KingKong]

How are they gonna make people have a drawer full of controllers just to play their older games

 

[Baha]

Puppey's gonna be casting Team Spirit vs Vega Squadron with OD Pixel: https://www.twitch.tv/dreamleague

 

[shira]

how are they gonna make a smash moba with no buttons.

- you can click the sticks and the LR
- haptic buttons rofl

 

[Hylian7]

Oh Nintendo, not like this

Yeah... I really hope that isn't real, or supports traditional controllers in some capacity. If they go the Wii route and still support traditional controllers, I'm okay with it.

 

[NormalFish]

Why is Nintendo so completely brain dead when it comes to designing hardware

 

[twobear]

Well in that case let me tell you that I talked to my father yesterday (via SMS) who is a head physician in internal medicine and described him your condition. He said the number of people attending him because of negligible symptoms who then panic because internet research came up with cancer is shockingly high. A vast majority of his cancer panickers just get send home quickly without even doing further examination because that would unsettle them, as the fact that they're healthy is oftentimes obvious rather quickly for the doc. Obviously, any legit doc will refrain from remote diagnosing but I guess his point is to chill the fuck out.

I didn't want to tell you this until you met the doc who would have likely send you home with the advice to relax and never research symptoms on the interner ever again but since that is a week out, I might as well share what I got I guess.

ty for the thoughts anyway! i'm seeing a therapist atm and one of the things i want to address is my health anxiety and reading stuff like this does help

 

[Chris R]

Why is Nintendo so completely brain dead when it comes to designing hardware

They got lucky going crazy off the rails once and have been chasing that success ever since. Sucks that the 3DS will be my last Nintendo purchase

 

[misses bull]

you can click the sticks and the LR

Esports drama and nx rumors in the same 24 hour period

This is the best reality

 

[Hazaro]

hmm ritsu and Moo to EG...

poor Moo

Unless something changed since yesterday:


David Hull – Verified account ‏@ArchonMoo

.@TeamArchon current Dota 2 Epicenter roster, battling tomorrow, the 21st.

1. @ritsudota
2. hFn
3. @ArchonMoo
4. Ztok
5. @waytopeter

Interesting team.

 

[Kard8p3]

that controller looks like shit

Nintendo right now

 

[bbd23]

well this cast is off to a great start.

 

[Ikuu]

I really like the design, it should help Nintendo lose a shit ton of money and go third party quicker.

 

[rakkadakka]

https://twitter.com/UniverseDota/status/712696188483416065

 

[Hylian7]

Why is Nintendo so completely brain dead when it comes to designing hardware

I don't know what they are thinking. Did they learn nothing from Wii U?

I really hope either this thing isn't real, or it comes bundled with a traditional controller we just haven't seen yet.

 

[NormalFish]

They got lucky going crazy off the rails once and have been chasing that success ever since. Sucks that the 3DS will be my last Nintendo purchase

Not having buttons is so amazingly stupid. I refuse to buy any dedicated video game device that lacks proper, clicky, buttons. My PC and retro library have hundreds of games in them, so I'm not going to buy something I can replace with a smartphone in terms of quality of play.

 

[rhophiehalul78]

well this cast is off to a great start.

What's the ongoing match?

Funded!

Nice-ah

After a month of sleepless nights that left my body clock ruined, yes it's nice to see it funded lol

 

[Kard8p3]

Good Guy Nintendo! Making shitty controllers to help you decide to save hundreds of dollars!

 

[shira]

https://twitter.com/UniverseDota/status/712696188483416065

 

[NormalFish]

I really like the design, it should help Nintendo lose a shit ton of money and go third party quicker.

And immediately stop making anything interesting since a massive source of income died, forcing them to only make the handful of games they can make and still meet success in the increasingly top heavy AAA environment.

But yeah, sure, 3rd party woohoo

 

[bbd23]

What's the ongoing match?

vega vs team spirit

puppey/od meme cast

 

[Ikuu]

And immediately stop making anything interesting since a massive source of income died, forcing them to only make the handful of games they can make and still meet success in the increasingly top heavy AAA environment.

But yeah, sure, 3rd party woohoo

 

[Chris R]

I don't know what they are thinking. Did they learn nothing from Wii U?

I really hope either this thing isn't real, or it comes bundled with a traditional controller we just haven't seen yet.

It looks like what the learned from the WiiU was that the controller wasn't tabletly enough, better ditch ALL the buttons and make the entire thing a screen. Kids like tablets right?

 

[Kard8p3]

does universe actually play bass?

best pro dota player if so

 

[LiQuid!]

https://twitter.com/UniverseDota/status/712696188483416065

Lure of the Dark Side too stronk. First Ben, now Universe.

 

[Chris R]

Well now the stuff about Epona being smart enough to not run into trees makes sense. Nintendo knows their controls gonna be shit, better make the game play itself smh

 

[Drkirby]

Spring Battle pass with the spring terrain incoming. If thats 2 months then TI6 compendium in June? thats a lot later than before. also oooh

Frozen Chains TI6 Immortal: Lich
Rainbow Spear: Possible Phantom Lancer Immortal
Solar Forge: Possible Phoenix Immortal
Crimson Pique: Possible Weaver Immortal
Omniknight TI6 Immortal

Wow, this is new and shocking information.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4bmhdw/dota_2_update_test_client_march_22_2016_analysis/



oh god

I think that is Valve Hiding the hero more than anything. They removed tons of reference to him in the files. Likely the hero is done, and they went though extra efforts to not let it leak with this update.

 

[Sgt.Pepper]

singsong streaming dark souls III

Kreygasm

 

[Hylian7]

Well now the stuff about Epona being smart enough to not run into trees makes sense. Nintendo knows their controls gonna be shit, better make the game play itself smh

Well, if NX really isn't until 2017, I think the Wii U version will still come out this year. Having the smart horse stuff does make sense.

 

[gai_shain]

Man I also wish we would still play on controllers that are like the nes ones.

e: also how are some people not realising that if thats the nx controller that you most likely will still have the game on your TV

 

[Chris R]

Well, if NX really isn't until 2017, I think the Wii U version will still come out this year. Having the smart horse stuff does make sense.

NX has to release this Holiday. No WAY Nintendo misses it.

 

[twobear]

just wait until sony releases their version then i'm sure gaming side will love it

 

[StrongArmSteady]

Unless something changed since yesterday:


David Hull – Verified account ‏@ArchonMoo

.@TeamArchon current Dota 2 Epicenter roster, battling tomorrow, the 21st.

1. @ritsudota
2. hFn
3. @ArchonMoo
4. Ztok
5. @waytopeter

Interesting team.

Archons manager is tweeting names and he's responding with "confirmed" when asked if its final

 

[marrec]

just wait until sony releases their version then i'm sure gaming side will love it

It kinda looks like a Vita I love my Vita.

 

[lv2 pidgey]

NX has to release this Holiday. No WAY Nintendo misses it.

seems plausible.

aren't there rumors that they're going to stop production of the wii u this year? or was that confirmed?

 

[Russ T]

yo im fuckin hyped for nx

get at me nintendo haters

FIRED

you're saying valve fired the entire dota 2 team??

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

DED GAM IS DED

 

[rakkadakka]

I don't care what the remote looks like if they release a half decent Zelda for the NX then I'm in.

Until I beat it and then I'm selling the system.

 

[cris7198]

NX has to release this Holiday. No WAY Nintendo misses it.

Its nintendo bruh

 

[Hylian7]

seems plausible.

aren't there rumors that they're going to stop production of the wii u this year? or was that confirmed?

Nintendo actually denied that, so it's still rumor at this point.

 

[shira]

I don't care what the remote looks like if they release a half decent Zelda for the NX then I'm in.

Until I beat it and then I'm selling the system.

I made this really crappy render of what could be an attachment to add physical buttons. I think the minimalism of the screen lends itself to "peripheral heaven"

.

 

[inkls]

Wow, this is new and shocking information.

I think that is Valve Hiding the hero more than anything. They removed tons of reference to him in the files. Likely the hero is done, and they went though extra efforts to not let it leak with this update.

KIRBY CONFIRMS PIT LORD FOR 6.87!!!!!