Segata Sanshiro
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Well shit, that cinches it, he's telling the truth guys.beelzebozo said:
Well shit, that cinches it, he's telling the truth guys.beelzebozo said:
beelzebozo said:
But what if he's from Oregon? THEN WHATKarma Kramer said:FAKE!
Wheres the sales tax? Guys he is pulling our legs... this is a hoax.
Segata Sanshiro said:But what if he's from Oregon? THEN WHAT
Karma Kramer said:Well then he would have to PROVE IT!
I say we bring this to court. I WILL SUE YOU MR. BEELZEBOZO!!!!!
Y2Kev said:Factor 5 doesn't actually know how to fix anything.
Well, the graphics on level 2 do look a bit better, but yeah someone forgot to send the memo about their damn gameplay.Y2Kev said:Factor 5 doesn't actually know how to fix anything.
beelzebozo said:i'm such a liar
beelzebozo said:i'm such a liar
Gigglepoo said:There is one way to prove it:
What won in the head-to-head matchup, Perfect Dark Zero or Resistance?
This thread will really explode now...
Karma Kramer said:beelzebozo take a picture with you holding the magazine and then I will believe you
Norml said:Is that fake, give a full view of the mag please.
And how come you seem to be the only one to have seen it?
FormulaOne said:That's not good enough. The animated GIF must be of beelzebozo reading it in the bathroom.
Wow, for a second party developer he was really hitting the Sony PR checksheet there. :lolpr0cs said:
pr0cs said:Not surprised, most of the gameplay videos looked pretty dull. It will likely sell really well considering the PS3 audience is starving for PS3 developed software.
JB1981 said:Wow. Blue Dragon and Lair bomba.
Beezle: What were their main gripes with Lair?
LukeSmith said:Joke post? :lol
FormulaOne said:That's not good enough. The animated GIF must be of beelzebozo reading it in the bathroom.
Testicular Sound Express said:april fools! It actually got 9,9,8.5
seiken said:
rakka said:close.
beelzebozo said:the truth is, i work at the printing press where egm has their magazines produced. unfortunately for them, i also hate sony. and so, when my boss was away having a butter tart, i used my extensive government computer training (ex-cia) to change the scores from their intended "excellent" to a much less excellent "lol."
so while the magazine itself is indeed real, i am not the beelzebozo you thought you knew
beelzebozo said:the truth is, i work at the printing press where egm has their magazines produced. unfortunately for them, i also hate sony. and so, when my boss was away having a butter tart, i used my extensive government computer training (ex-cia) to change the scores from their intended "excellent" to a much less excellent "lol."
so while the magazine itself is indeed real, i am not the beelzebozo you thought you knew
Ex-CIA, you'll never make it.Karma Kramer said:I'll see you in court.
Mike Works said:count the number of ridges on your xbox, it's the only way to know for sure
Psychotext said:Ex-CIA, you'll never make it.
Green Shinobi said:I like the chick rating scale.
10 = goddess, flawless in every way.
9 = one or two things detract from the flawless rating. Maybe her teeth suck, her boobs are a little small compared to her butt, but she's still striking and hotter than any chicks most of us bang on a regular basis.
8 = She's hot for sure, but maybe her face isn't that great compared to her body or vice versa.
7 = Cute, but she probably doesn't have that great a face, and while her body fat percentage is low, her body isn't that hot. Probably a decent figure, but small boobs or something like that. With augmentation she jumps up to an 8.5.
6 = Your average "somewhat good looking chick."
5 = Very plain. Her score doubles after eight to ten drinks, but you definitely don't call her the next day.
4 = She's not hideous, but your friends will make fun of you if they find out you banged her. Probably plump. Might have a face that could be cute if she dropped 30 pounds.
3 = She's either obese, or has a ridiculously bad face. Speevy is known to go through as many as ten of these in a night.
2 = Definitely obese. She weighs more than Jaffe and Luke Smith combined. Even if she lost all the excess weight, her poor bone structure and face would doom her to mediocrity. Try to avoid.
1 = An ogre. I have only seen two of these in my life. She probably has horrible hygiene and clothes in addition to looking hideous to begin with.
beelzebozo said:i really hope ziff sent me some kind of joke issue of the magazine
beelzebozo said:i really hope ziff sent me some kind of joke issue of the magazine
:lolbeelzebozo said:the truth is, i work at the printing press where egm has their magazines produced. unfortunately for them, i also hate sony. and so, when my boss was away having a butter tart, i used my extensive government computer training (ex-cia) to change the scores from their intended "excellent" to a much less excellent "lol."
so while the magazine itself is indeed real, i am not the beelzebozo you thought you knew
beelzebozo said:i really hope ziff sent me some kind of joke issue of the magazine
:lol I've never seen a review thread like this.Karma Kramer said:Don't try to pin this one on ziff you ****ing c*nt. You started this mess and you will pay for it.
Dirtbag 504 said:This thread ....hmm 8.5