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[Broder Salsa]

The submarine? man that was so shit.

Nothing beats the submarine.

I might make a thread about that Ninja Turtle video.

lol good luck

 

[Willkiller]

Made a thread about the Ninja Turtle Sex Museum.


Dunno why.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

The submarine? man that was so shit.

Nah the

Spoiler

island underwater

 

[Carbonox]

Made a thread about the Ninja Turtle Sex Museum.


Dunno why.

From the thread:

WoodenLung? Sounds about right.

Hah

 

[dc89]

Hey guys you talking bout me?

oh

FUUUUUU. The next Colin Bell

Sure, he had good potential. But Danny Welbeck has potential and you don't see me saying that he's better than... fuck it there's no good young English strikers.

Lol. You're new here and I already like your style!

 

[Broder Salsa]

From the thread:



Hah

Now I'm dragged into this mess, I posted it in here to hide it from rest of GAF!

 

[3Sixty]

I missed this last night.


Tancredi Palmeri ‏@tancredipalmeri
Confirmation of the interest from Southampton for Cagliari defender Astori. No confirmation on the price reported, 10m €


from the guy who broke the Ramirez deal.

 

[The Atticus]

Lol. You're new here and I already like your style!

Time to use Fergie's influence to get me unjuniored.

EDIT: Fergie works quickly.

 

[Salvadora]

lltp

By last winter Villas-Boas had become so stressed that, instead of returning home to his wife and two small daughers, he sometimes spent the night at Chelsea's Cobham training ground, sleeping in a Japanese style pod

Wow I didn't know that.

 

[Wilbur]

I want to know if Morsel is nuts deep in calamari yet

 

[Timurid]

Search for "Ninja Turtle Sex Museum: Deadly Ecstasy." on youtube if you are ready to see the real dark corners of the internet. You have been warned.

How did you find out about this video?

 

[Vivalaraza]

Bale - "if there's contact it's not diving".

That's not true. I don't think so anyway. Bale shouldn't think that.

 

[Wilbur]

How did you find out about this video?

Sometimes you find weird things in your mum's high school memory chest

 

[Willkiller]

Redknapp looks like a Boglin. I've decided.

 

[Carbonox]

Bale - "if there's contact it's not diving".

That's not true. I don't think so anyway. Bale shouldn't think that.

His fellow apes will be disappointed that he's sullying their name with such a low level of intelligence. Ape-like only in appearance it seems for the lass.

 

[Broder Salsa]

How did you find out about this video?

A month ago or so the video of them masturbating on a pizza was linked to in the pics that makes you laugh thread. Obviously I subscribed to the youtube channel.

 

[The Atticus]

I can't see Bale playing anywhere but LB if he moves to Madrid.
Or the bench.

 

[Wilbur]

I can't see Bale playing anywhere but LB if he moves to Madrid.
Or the bench.

Marcelo's improved an awful lot. Don't see why Bale should move at the moment, really.

 

[Timurid]

A month ago or so the video of them masturbating on a pizza was linked to in the pics that makes you laugh thread. Obviously I subscribed to the youtube channel.

I watched that video too. da fuq

 

[The Atticus]

Marcelo's improved an awful lot. Don't see why Bale should move at the moment, really.

Tbf, I rarely watch Madrid games. I have heard of Marcelo's improvement though.
I just don't see him playing on the right, and Ronaldo's on the left wing so.......

bench.

 

[Freewheelin']

Sheeeit DC31 is deluded.

Johnson better than Wilshere? Fucking looooooooool

 

[Salvadora]

Tbf, I rarely watch Madrid games.
I just don't see him playing on the right, and Ronaldo's on the left wing so.......

bench.

Sell Ronaldo to City and bring in Bale. Done.

 

[Kyoufu]

Sheeeit DC31 is deluded.

Johnson better than Wilshere? Fucking looooooooool

They're both shit.

 

[Carbonox]

I watched that ninja turtle video with porn playing in the background for the sound effects and then proceeded to have a wank.

I need a cigarette now whilst re-evaluating my life.

 

[Salvadora]

They're both shit.

Lets not say things we can't take back

 

[Wilbur]

I watched that ninja turtle video with porn playing in the background for the sound effects and then proceeded to have a wank.

I need a cigarette now whilst re-evaluating my life.

do it again
reaction video galore

 

[The Atticus]

Sell Ronaldo to City and bring in Bale. Done.

#BasedMarwood pls.

Instead:

again

 

[Lightning]

They're both shit.

Whaaaaa?

 

[Carbonox]

They're both shit.

shuti up they're both better than cabay

 

[Kyoufu]

Lets not say things we can't take back

Whaaaaa?

Just being a cock. I haven't seen Wilshere play. Was he playing today? Maybe he was invisible like Cazorla.

 

[Clegg]

Kyoufu was dead right about Koscielney being shit.

I think his opinions on Wilshere should be listened to and respected.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Just being a cock. I haven't seen Wilshere play. Was he playing today? Maybe he was invisible like Cazorla.

It was clear that no one at Newcastle saw him.

 

[Hixx]

My head feels like its been in a vice

My throat is caning and making me cough which makes my head pain worse

the alcohol is exacerbating things

-fck football

 

[Kyoufu]

Kyoufu was dead right about Koscielney being shit.

I think his opinions on Wilshere should be listened to and respected.

I was also dead right about Walcott. SO MANY here called him crap. Mostly Arsenal fans.

I'm amazing.

 

[Timurid]

I was also dead right about Walcott. SO MANY here called him crap. Mostly Arsenal fans.

I'm amazing.

I never said he was crap.

 

[The Atticus]

I was also dead right about Walcott. SO MANY here called him crap. Mostly Arsenal fans.

I'm amazing.

Is Joe Allen good? I need to know.

 

[bud]

I watched that ninja turtle video with porn playing in the background for the sound effects and then proceeded to have a wank.

I need a cigarette now whilst re-evaluating my life.

how is this worse than putting on robbie williams' feel so that your mother in the next room thinks you're just chilling and relaxing to some music even though you are ferociously masturbating to brazilian fart porn

 

[Carbonox]

Is Joe Allen good? I need to know.

Joe Allen's better than when Scholes was in his prime.

 

[Wilbur]

how is this worse than putting on robbie williams' feel so that your mother in the next room thinks you're just chilling and relaxing to some music even though you are ferociously masturbating to brazilian fart porn

Let's not knock brazilian fart porn, since I found it my life has changed for the better

I show all my friends

 

[Broder Salsa]

how is this worse than putting on robbie williams' feel so that your mother in the next room thinks you're just chilling and relaxing to some music even though you are ferociously masturbating to brazilian fart porn

This is a terrible strategy for home wanks. The right one is having your headphones on only one ear and doing a wank where you are fully aware of your surroundings, can't do that with Robbie Williams blasting in your room, your mom might have watched you while you didn't even know.

 

[Salvadora]

I was also dead right about Walcott. SO MANY here called him crap. Mostly Arsenal fans.

I'm amazing.

So you've never had a Newcastle player that was incredibly frustrating to watch, and did indeed seem crap for quite a while?

 

[Carbonox]

So you've never had a Newcastle player that was incredibly frustrating to watch, and did indeed seem crap for quite a while?

Obertan. Then he transformed in to Obertrain and steamrolled over Arsenal today. He'll be on the shortlist for player of the year before we know it.

 

[Kyoufu]

So you've never had a Newcastle player that was incredibly frustrating to watch, and did indeed seem crap for quite a while?

Obertan, but Walcott is leagues better than him. RVP's superstar status overshadowed everything last season.

Arsenal fans took RVP for granted and belittled Walcott. Oh how things have changed.

 

[Salvadora]

I hate this rewrighting of history.

 

[3Sixty]

You don't get to insult teams academy players when your must notable example is Andy Carroll

 

[Carbonox]

You don't get to insult teams academy players when your must notable example is Andy Carroll

We made more money off him than you have with your 5 year olds in the most trolltastic sale of all time. Suck out.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I think a lot of credit has to be given to Newcastle for selling that turd for so much.

 

[Hixx]

You don't get to insult teams academy players when your must notable example is Andy Carroll

Most expensive British player ever.



lolerpool

 

[Kyoufu]

You don't get to insult teams academy players when your must notable example is Andy Carroll

We sold him for more than it would cost to buy Southampton Football Club.

 

[Vivalaraza]

So Fergie says Nani is back in 2 weeks and has a future at United. This would be good.

Powell heading to Leicester on loan app. Also good.