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[Spoiled Milk]

At this point I'm diablosing pretty hard about the House.

Wait, people in here are worried about the presidency and the Senate?

 

[gaugebozo]

I think Ted Cruz makes squishy noises when he walks.

When my wife and I were undergrads, somebody threw a slice of cheese in the ground outside of our apartment building during the summer. For weeks, we watched that cheese get sweatier and sweatier. Eventually, it disappeared, but the oily stain is still there today, and we visit it at homecoming. That stain's name? Ted Cruz.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Would trump winning instantly tank the economy? Hes so unpopular overseas among foreign leaders and unstable when it comes to policy so I could imagine the stock market crashing like mark Cuban said

it would certainly crash the market at least temporarily.

 

[Zukkoyaki]

Would trump winning instantly tank the economy? Hes so unpopular overseas among foreign leaders and unstable when it comes to policy so I could imagine the stock market crashing like mark Cuban said

I think there would be a pretty significant overnight drop in the stock market and gold would spike just like Brexit. Maybe not instantly tank the economy, but it would be felt for sure. Now if Trump wins and really does implement significant tariffs on China, we're talking overnight worldwide recession.

 

[nature boy]

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

GeorgeStephanopoulosVerified account ‏@GStephanopoulos 3h3 hours ago
Who is leading the race with less than two months to Election Day? See our brand new @ABC News/WaPo poll, Sunday on @ThisWeekABC.

NBC/WSJ and CBS/Failing NYT should come next week.

 

[Tarydax]

Wow that "basket of deplorables" thread is depressing as hell.

 

[Suikoguy]

I think Ted Cruz makes squishy noises when he walks.

So damn random, yet probably true. I needed a laugh.
(It's particularly funny when compared to the post you replied too)

 

[Metaphoreus]

You're confusing PR with investigative journalism!

Is that what we're calling browsing 8chan now?

 

[nature boy]

Gary Johnson fucks up again:

https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/774602863192510464

 

[mo60]

Hillary's handling this thing just fine. I'm quite pleased.

And she's certainly on better territory than fucking EMAILS.

I think this was a pretty good distraction. Now she just needs to expand on this during the debates.

 

[Spoiled Milk]

Is that what we're calling browsing 8chan now?

This is the most quizzical of non sequiturs.

 

[User 463088]

Gary Johnson fucks up again:

https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/774602863192510464

.

 

[Piecake]

When my wife and I were undergrads, somebody threw a slice of cheese in the ground outside of our apartment building during the summer. For weeks, we watched that cheese get sweatier and sweatier. Eventually, it disappeared, but the oily stain is still there today, and we visit it at homecoming. That stain's name? Ted Cruz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbTcHpPDCu8

 

[eBay Huckster]

Gary Johnson fucks up again:

https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/774602863192510464

as poligaf's foremost deaf poster, can i get a transcription of this?

 

[Spider from Mars]

#pray4hillary

 

[shem935]

Is that what we're calling browsing 8chan now?

Only if you are paid to do it. Not for fun.

 

[Aaron Strife]

as poligaf's foremost deaf poster, can i get a transcription of this?

Are you deaf? Didn't know.

I would but I'm not in a place where I can pull up a vid.

 

[Y2Kev]

The internet is kind of a bad place.

 

[Boke1879]

Gary Johnson fucks up again:

https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/774602863192510464

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]


I'm sorry. I fucking lost it.

 

[nature boy]

as poligaf's foremost deaf poster, can i get a transcription of this?

"We support regime change, which has resulted in what is happening in Syria and that started in Iraq and Raqqa and the fleeing of uh...(long pause and hesitation) Saddam's Husseins loyalists that fled to Raqqa".

 

[Spoiled Milk]

as poligaf's foremost deaf poster, can i get a transcription of this?

"We're there in the first place because we do support regime change, which I think has resulted in what is happening right now in Syria. And that started with Iraq, uh, and, um, Raqqa, and the fleeing of, uhhmm, of, uhhh...

[long pause, closes eyes, hand gesture, pathetic laugh]

...Saddam Hussein's luh-loyalists, that uh fled to Raqqa."

 

[User 463088]

as poligaf's foremost deaf poster, can i get a transcription of this?

Johnson: We're there in the first place because we do support regime change, which I think has resulted in what is happening right now in Syria, which I think started in Iraq...and Raqqa...and the fleeing of um....of....um....of...: swallowing and licking his lips : : pitiful laugh : Saddam's loyalists who fled to Raqqa. : everyone sitting awkwardly in silence :

 

[whyamihere]

I bet the NYT poll will be Hillary +7 until Patrick Healy rewrites the poll to Hillary +1.

 

[BlastProcessing]

Gary Johnson fucks up again:

https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/774602863192510464

OMG. Watching Weld try to hold his shit together. Dude is doing everything in his power to refrain from giving his running mate the side eye on national TV.

 

[gaugebozo]

I bet the NYT poll will be Hillary +7 until Patrick Healy rewrites the poll to Hillary +1.

Fun fact: I was on the same high school newspaper as Patrick Healy.

 

[User 463088]

Fun fact: I was on the same high school newspaper as Patrick Healy.

How often would you have to do a re-write on his shit because he was unable to write coherently and without overt bias?

 

[Crisco]

The internet is kind of a bad place.

It's kind of funny, I finished reading Carville's new book, and at the end he talks about things he was wrong about in his book from the 90s. One of those was telling Democrats to use the internet.

 

[TestOfTide]

OMG. Watching Weld try to hold his shit together. Dude is doing everything in his power to refrain from giving his running mate the side eye on national TV.

Weld knows that he could have had a political future, but is losing it slowly when he puts himself on the same ticket as someone like Johnson.

Edit: Is anyone else starting to see "Stop Trump" ads here?

 

[Y2Kev]

I bet the NYT poll will be Hillary +7 until Patrick Healy rewrites the poll to Hillary +1.

Adjusted Leader Trump + 5

 

[gaugebozo]

How often would you have to do a re-write on his shit because he was unable to write coherently and without overt bias?

He was actually a wonderful writer. He broke the stories on our principal's failing health, and our journalism teacher's failing health, and our... wait a minute.

 

[cooljeanius]

Oh gosh case 5 of Ace Attorney 6... someone needs to make some (character name spoiler)

Spoiler

Paul Atishon

gifs for use here in PoliGAF...

 

[Boke1879]

He was actually a wonderful writer. He broke the stories on our principal's failing health, and our journalism teacher's failing health, and our... wait a minute.

FUCK

 

[CoffeeJanitor]

Gary Johnson fucks up again:

https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/774602863192510464

That vp poker face

 

[User 463088]

He was actually a wonderful writer. He broke the stories on our principal's failing health, and our journalism teacher's failing health, and our... wait a minute.

Hahahaha. XD

 

[ryutaro's mama]

Gary Johnson fucks up again:

https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/774602863192510464

Gotta love the look on the host's face.

 

[Y2Kev]

LET ME GET A MC PICK 2

 

[User 463088]

LET ME GET A MC PICK 2

You know what you have to do to get a Mc Pick 2.
You gotta disenfranchise at least 3 people from the basket of wackadoos, and one from the cauldron of crazy. It's in the Correct the Record documents we all signed.

 

[eBay Huckster]

if malik hooker had a mcdonalds endorsement in columbus, would i be able to get a mcpick 6?

 

[User 463088]

if malik hooker had a mcdonalds endorsement in columbus, would i be able to get a mcpick 6?

Well, we all know what I do for well behaved OSU players at MacDonalds, so maybe?

Did you get the email from Chibundu Nnake on behalf of Hillary? lol. I mean, okay? But, really...?

 

[Marvie_3]

Gary Johnson fucks up again:

https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/774602863192510464

Wooooooow......

 

[eBay Huckster]

you mean the one they sent out last week? yeah, that was kinda weird to receive

(on a brighter note, i'm officially in the buckeyes for hillary fb group now. and working 2-3 voter reg shifts a week. and meeting with someone about a campaign fellowship on tuesday)

 

[User 463088]

you mean the one they sent out last week? yeah, that was kinda weird to receive

(on a brighter note, i'm officially in the buckeyes for hillary fb group now. and working 2-3 voter reg shifts a week. and meeting with someone about a campaign fellowship on tuesday)

Hey, congrats. Good luck! I started to apply for a fellowship, but I just lack enough self-esteem and time to do it. I've been doing some phone shifts, though.

 

[whyamihere]

I wish it were closer to Christmas so I could do something with #BasketOfMenorahbles 😟

 

[Crayons]

The hell is this MacDonalds adam keeps mentioning?

 

[Plinko]

Hillary's camp really needs to package together some effective commercials blasting Trump taking the 9/11 money and not helping people with it. Blanket the airwaves. That's the type of story that moves the needle.

 

[BlastProcessing]

Well lookie here.

 

[Iolo]

The hell is this MacDonalds adam keeps mentioning?

 

[Dominican Power]

Well lookie here.

"Emails!!!!!!!!!!!"- Andrea Mitchell

 

[metalslimer]

In 50 years people are going to think the documentaries and movies made about this election were made up.

Anyone think how weird it's going to be to go back to a "normal" election in 2020

 

[Owzers]

Well lookie here.

That sounds like deplorable behavior. Speaking of, Hillary Clinton said on Friday...