Finale Fireworker
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NORMAL PERSON: Hey, how was your weekend?
ME: I couldn't eat, sleep, or achieve an erection. Any semblance of a personality I once had has been muted entirely in favor of abject terror. I spent a lot of time looking at burial urns for myself. Even after the debate airs tonight, Monday, September 26th at 9:00 PM EST, it will likely do nothing to calm my nerves. I don't remember what it's like to not be afraid.
NORMAL PERSON: What debate?
[*The sound of a wailing baby, which haunts me at all times, grows louder in my subconscious. It becomes that much harder to hear my own thoughts.*]
NORMAL PERSON: Case of the Mondays, huh?
ME: I couldn't eat, sleep, or achieve an erection. Any semblance of a personality I once had has been muted entirely in favor of abject terror. I spent a lot of time looking at burial urns for myself. Even after the debate airs tonight, Monday, September 26th at 9:00 PM EST, it will likely do nothing to calm my nerves. I don't remember what it's like to not be afraid.
NORMAL PERSON: What debate?
[*The sound of a wailing baby, which haunts me at all times, grows louder in my subconscious. It becomes that much harder to hear my own thoughts.*]
NORMAL PERSON: Case of the Mondays, huh?