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[explodet]

There's a reason why undecided voters are portrayed as idiots by comedians.

I'm always brought back to the Daily Show's take on undecided voters in 2008.

The Stupid Vote

 

[iammeiam]

Yup:

Per @ChrisSnyderFox, @JonLemire tried to ask Trump a Q at business roundtable. People inside booed and Trump called Jon a "sleazebag."

Then they kicked all the press out.

 

[BiggNife]

Ken Bone is staying undecided because he knows the second he decides no one will care about him

He knows this is his 15 minutes of fame so he's trying to milk it for all its worth

Kinda scummy but also understandable from a business perspective

 

[Brawly Likes to Brawl]

Fuck can't decide whether to watch Michelle or hate-watch Guliani, keep switching between them.

Watch Michelle to make sure that your faith in humanity stays intact by next month.

 

[Teggy]

Apparently this Michelle speech is something else. Will have to catch it later.

 

[shiba5]

Now complaining about the lack of coverage of the wikileaks information. Protip for you Rudy: Next time don't nominate a serial sexual predator and maybe the other side's problems will get a skosh more coverage.

That risotto leak got plenty of coverage.

 

[BitStyle]

Yup:


Then they kicked all the press out.

Ahh. So typical

 

[Revolver]

I'm going to miss Michelle so much. This is a hard hitting speech.

 

[HylianTom]

She is so damn good at this.

 

[RustyNails]

Michelle bams speech is a game changer

 

[Nordicus]

I don't want to disrespect anyone because I'm not that smart, but man it's amazing to me when someone who is apparently a small business owner asks Trump "Hillary wants to raise prices for health insurance, what about you?" and Trump says "I want to lower them" and everyone claps like seals. Amazing.

Wait, isn't that complete opposite of what Clinton wants to do, especially for small busi-

Ya know what, fuck it. Trumpers live in alternate reality.

"Things are ok right now but could be better. What will you do to make them better?"

"I will make things better."

*applause and cheering

The Family Guy sketch about undecided voters applies to Trump supporters.

 

[studyguy]

Ken Bone flexing his memes hard to stack that cash while he can.
He knows the meme game is short lived, one minute you're dicks out for harambe, the next you're fucking with the bone zone.

Life's rough out here in these dank streets.

 

[metalslimer]

Considering what has happened I think Michelle is an even more effective surrogate than Barack right now. She has me tearing up.

 

[shiba5]

Yup:


Then they kicked all the press out.

The sleazebag is projecting again.

 

[Ithil]

Ken Bone is staying undecided because he knows the second he decides no one will care about him

He knows this is his 15 minutes of fame so he's trying to milk it for all its worth

Kinda scummy but also understandable from a business perspective

And also once he is decided the side he doesn't pick is gonna attack him (particularly if he does Clinton).

 

[PaulCRose]

Rudi out there advertising for Trump TV.

 

[HanShotFirst]

There's a reason why undecided voters are portrayed as idiots by comedians.

So many people say they want to hear what both sides have to say and yes, that is important and they should, but more people should know what they want out of a candidate and be informed on policy before they let the candidate tell them what they should want.

 

[Snaku]

He's not undecided. He found a niche to make money/media appearances, and he's going to ride that for the next 20 days.

I'm okay with that, at least he's not Joe the Plumber.

 

[Blader]

Rank the Trump campaign managers:

Corey
Manafort
Bannon/Kellyanne

I'd say Lewandowski and Bannon are great at running the kinds of campaigns they want to run. And to his credit, Lewandowski helped turn Trump from a dismissed joke into a joke who became the nominee. He's a complete asshole and his strategy really only works for the primary, but he was the most effective campaign manager.

Bannon is going to ensure that Trump loses, but he's running the campaign he and Trump want, so in that regard he's doing pretty well.

Manafort was a disaster. A huge liability in a campaign rife with liabilities with no control over his candidate and completely unable to moderate Trump, which is what he was hired for. Kellyanne is a slightly better version of Manafort, and got Trump on message and relatively even-tempered for about a month, but her hands are off the wheel seemingly for good now.

 

[chadskin]

I'm going to miss Michelle so much. This is a hard hitting speech.

Don't worry, she's going to run for president in 16 years.

 

[Nazgul_Hunter]

I'm going to miss Michelle so much. This is a hard hitting speech.

It's BRUTAL... and yet nobody can call this nasty, or a low attack. It's powerful and from the heart. She's on the brink of tears.

 

[StoOgE]

So, now Trump is brave because he is standing up to all his sexual misconduct and fighting back?

 

[Fox318]

Bone for President 2016

 

[BrokenFiction]

Michelle bringing me to tears right now, no joke.

 

[SexyFish]

She never names him. It is effective as fuck.

 

[rjinaz]

Ken Bone is staying undecided because he knows the second he decides no one will care about him

He knows this is his 15 minutes of fame so he's trying to milk it for all its worth

Kinda scummy but also understandable from a business perspective

To be fair, he didn't ask for any of this. He could very well be undecided today even if he didn't become a meme.

People with jobs on the line are the only people I can at least understand being undecided, even if I disagree with their perspective.

 

[shiba5]

So, now Trump is brave because he is standing up to all his sexual misconduct and fighting back?

He's really the victim in all this.

I really hate this asshole.

 

[Dishwalla]

MSNBC showing a really terrible quality stream of Michelle, can't believe they've stuck with it.

 

[pigeon]

MSNBC showing a really terrible quality stream of Michelle, can't believe they've stuck with it.

They just tweeted that the pool stream is awful but FLOTUS's speech is so strong they don't want to cut away.

 

[Chezzymann]

MSNBC showing a really terrible quality stream of Michelle, can't believe they've stuck with it.

So is CNN. Weird

 

[User 463088]

I have never seen Michelle like this. My god.

 

[rjinaz]

MSNBC showing a really terrible quality stream of Michelle, can't believe they've stuck with it.

So is CNN. I thought it was on my end until I noticed the little Guiliani wasn't freezing up.

 

[StoOgE]

So, did he hold this rally just to shuffle some money from his campaign to Mar-a-lago?

 

[kadotsu]

I have never seen Michelle like this. My god.

I wish she would run for Senate.

 

[Revolver]

MSNBC showing a really terrible quality stream of Michelle, can't believe they've stuck with it.

CNN's hasn't been any better. They've had to cut to still photos several times, while still running the audio.

 

[Grym]

MSNBC showing a really terrible quality stream of Michelle, can't believe they've stuck with it.

CNN is too. Wish it was of better quality because even with the shit quality that whole first section of it seemed very heartfelt, emotional, and just a great speech. Outstanding job Mrs. Obama.

 

[HylianTom]

Tearing up at work.

All respect to POTUS, but FLOTUS is Hillary's best surrogate. Holy moly.

 

[shiba5]

So, did he hold this rally just to shuffle some money from his campaign to Mar-a-lago?

Oh so cynical!

The answer is yes.

 

[Makai]

 

[Nazgul_Hunter]

The deathblow: "If one of our daughters grew up to be like Hillary, we would be proud."

 

[User 463088]

This fucking speech. Anyone who missed a second FIND IT. WATCH IT. It was...my god.

 

[jbug617]

CNN's hasn't been any better. They've had to cut to still photos several times, while still running the audio.

One of the CNN producers said they know it's bad but they are sticking with it because they never heard her talk like this before.

 

[Finale Fireworker]

Literally who has the time?

 

[Barzul]

Wow, I'm getting emotional listening to this. And I'm a guy....

 

[RastaMentality]

HQ feed of Michelle's speech from HRC's YT page - https://youtu.be/SJ45VLgbe_E

 

[HylianTom]

Ha!

@DavidPlouffe:

Please proceed, Donald.

 

[Voysa Reezun]

Eleanor and Michelle, the G.O.A.Ts of First Spouses.

Michelle is the best, and I hope she doesn't recede too much into private life after January. I hope I get to meet her someday.

 

[marrec]

Trump rally playing Ride of the Valkyries rn, Wagner is smiling down upon us.

 

[Chezzymann]

I feel bad for the caption guy. Hes having to guess and fill in the gaps when the stream cuts up

 

[Barzul]

This is a very very powerful speech.