Support NeoGAF

[Vinsanity.]

Next they will announce the results by household.

 

[BoboBrazil]

How are they even a state????

 

[Plinko]

"Now time for our pre-results analysis, brought to you by Charles Schwab!"

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

What does it mean?

IDK, how about you fucking put a better presentation so you don't have to ask that question?

 

[Crocodile]

I love how they clap hard for the counties Cruz won (most of them) and they barely clap for counties Trump wins

 

[brainchild]

Imagine if every state pulled this shit.

I think I'd shoot myself in the face. This county bullshit is ridiculous.

 

[User 463088]

damn it Adam, I told you to get tested

I know. I totally should have.

Cruz
Trump
Kasich

 

[Officerrob]

Take that L Trump

 

[Y2Kev]

This is like a beauty pageant, lol.

Jeb 31
Carson: 132
Ted Cruz: 8,550
Fiorina: 17
Huckabee: 10
Kasich: 2,270
Rand Paul: 55 (lol)
Rubio: 1,492
Trump: 6,070

so....

uh...

Kasich: 12.17%
RUBIO FOURTH

 

[Plinko]

I love how they clap hard for the counties Cruz won (most of them) and they barely clap for counties Trump wins

Further evidence the GOP is rigging caucuses.

Is Maine winner take all?

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

Cruz won Maine?

MAINE?

Would not think it would be his territory, but I haven't been following.

ROFL Rubio gets nothing. Dude is done

 

[Holmes]

RUBIO IN FOURTH. FUCK!!!!!

 

[Y2Kev]

RUBIO GETS NO DELEGATES

 

[aspiegamer]

Haha, under the threshold, get fucked Rubio.

 

[Tranqueris]

Jeb Bush.

"WOOO!!"

Ben Carson.

"yaaaay..."

 

[Officerrob]

Rubio is beyond done

 

[Y2Kev]

Cruz: 12
Trump: 9
Kasich: 2

 

[thefro]

0 delegates for Rubio from Maine

Cruz -12
Donald J Trump - 9
Kasich - 2

 

[Box of Kittens]

Guys, I'm starting to think Rubio may not be able to get to 1237 delegates.

 

[ivysaur12]

Cruz: 12
Trump: 9
Kasich: 2

So like, who cares.

 

[BoboBrazil]

Rubi-owned

 

[Y2Kev]

Seriously 3 delegate difference between Trumpo and Cruz.

Cruz needs to ignore trump next debate and DESTROY rubot.

 

[BanGy.nz]

Poor lil' rubot.

 

[Macho Madness]

So like, who cares.

Maine_GOP.ppt

 

[shem935]

Ha. Get fucked little guy.

 

[aspiegamer]

Think about this-- We didn't get results for this long because they were busy putting that presentation together.

 

[Y2Kev]

Can we talk about how Rubio going into attack mode on Trump hurt him? Maybe KILLED him?

 

[A Human Becoming]

Haha, under the threshold, get fucked Rubio.

Texas, Alabama, Maine, and probably Kentucky it has happened. Let's see if he makes it in Louisiana (15%).

EDIT: Actually it's 20%.

 

[Dominican Power]

So Bernie is winning all the white states

 

[danm999]

Seriously 3 delegate difference between Trumpo and Cruz.

Cruz needs to ignore trump next debate and DESTROY rubot.

I think maybe telling him to breathe and count to ten might be the strategy going forward.

 

[Macho Madness]

Can we talk about how Rubio going into attack mode on Trump hurt him? Maybe KILLED him?

Perhaps the non-Trump vote was looking for an adult and Rubio acting like that turned people off of him and they switched to Cruz. Kasich was another choice but he's too moderate.

 

[User 463088]

Does the establishment force Robio out so that they can fall in love with Cru-....hahahaha get rekt GOP.

 

[Officerrob]

Can we talk about how Rubio going into attack mode on Trump hurt him? Maybe KILLED him?

Because people know that's not who he is, you can't just completely change your personality like that

 

[Box of Kittens]

Can we talk about how Rubio going into attack mode on Trump hurt him? Maybe KILLED him?

I don't think that attacking Trump was a bad decision per se, but he chose just about the worst possible way to go about it.

 

[Gruco]

So if Rubio drops out, that will consolidate the field. We all know that the primary beneficiary of consolidation is Marco Rubio. So, tonight seems like a great night for Marco Rubio. Attractive Moderate Marco Rubio is poised to surge in a big way.

Spoiler

I really am not trying to troll, I keep mistakenly thinking the snark is really obvious. This post is snark. I don't actually think Rubio dropping out is good for Rubio

 

[Crocodile]

Can we talk about how Rubio going into attack mode on Trump hurt him? Maybe KILLED him?

It's happened to everybody who tangled with Trump. When will the other candidates learn LOL

 

[BoboBrazil]

Rubio's a bigger loser than Jeb.

 

[JetBlackPanda]

The scary thing about all of this is Ted Cruz scares me more then Trump. Trump is in over his head and is just a big dumb fucker. Cruz is a legit super villain.

 

[Y2Kev]

Because people know that's not who he is, you can't just completely change your personality like that

I think the attacks on Trump University, his bankruptcies, whatever, can work. But dick jokes, con artist, etc. Just a complete failure.

 

[Macho Madness]

Marco is a mess.

 

[A Human Becoming]

Rubio's a bigger loser than Jeb.

Naw, he beat Jeb in 2/3 states.

 

[ivysaur12]

LA closes in 3 minutes.

 

[danm999]

I think the attacks on Trump University, his bankruptcies, whatever, can work. But dick jokes, con artist, etc. Just a complete failure.

Yep.

Note to GOP; go the Megyn Kelly route, not the Marco Rubio route.

 

[User 463088]

LA closes in 3 minutes.

Let's go Queen.

WERK

YASSSS.

 

[Officerrob]

I think the attacks on Trump University, his bankruptcies, whatever, can work. But dick jokes, con artist, etc. Just a complete failure.

Yep, he could have attacked on legit issues and been fine. When he went middle school, he fucked-up

 

[royalan]

We'll see with Luisinana, but I honestly think that Maine is sign enough that the #StopTrump movement is hurting him.

 

[Voysa Reezun]

Rubio's campaign is so shitty that it's almost made me forget just how incompetent Jeb Factorial's campaign was.

Yeah, GOP, he's like Obama in every facet except that he has no ability to organize or run a campaign and he has the charisma of a ventriloquist's dummy that seems vaguely and eerily alive.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

We'll see with Luisinana, but I honestly think that Maine is sign enough that the #StopTrump movement is hurting him.

He's looking too good in Kentucky for that to convince me.

 

[ivysaur12]

lol Glenn

Glenn Greenwald Retweeted
Bhaskar Sunkara ‏@sunraysunray
Bernie Sanders has won the last three states in a primary process that is supposedly already over.

That's not how this works!!

 

[Y2Kev]

Yep, he could have attacked on legit issues and been fine. When he went middle school, he fucked-up

Megyn called him on it during the debate so it's obvious that the GOP brass is unhappy with him. I think he's done unless they basically give the nomination to him.