These got me cracking up in the office.
The fucked up thing though is that /r/Politics locked the only post about that Bernie quote and deleted 200 comments. They don't realize it, but because of their heavy handed Bernie broing /r/The_Donald is becoming the only place on Reddit where news unfavorable to Sanders actually gets discussed.
Rubio won't have a career in politics after Trump wins Florida
I really appreciate how he's cut a bloody swath through the GOP's "deep bench."
They had all these candidates they manufactured for the purposes of running for President, they had a roadmap, and then Trump comes and takes a big shit on all of it. Rubio, Walker, Bush, so many national careers ended.
Another underrated aspect of a Trump nomination: The GOP will be at war with itself. It seems they're ready to grudgingly unite behind Cruz, but if it's Trump, we're looking at a bitterly divided party in November where downticket Republicans will literally be running away from their standard bearer. The long term damage to the GOP will be priceless. Even if the booger hungry Canadian is easier to beat (and I think Hillary would beat either) it'll be worth it.