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Emarv

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I don't think Trump is ready for election night. Like, it's not even in his mind's realm of possibility.

Literally anything could happen that night.
 
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Black Mamba

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Look, I don't get it. I mean, the polls I saw were saying we were gonna win. Do well in all these states and now they say I didn't? I don't know. Hillary is crooked, I can't believe they didn't do something over there.

And the campaign they ran, just the worst. I mean, the things they..and the polls, the polls were in my favor. I was doing great with the women. With the mexicans. But the campaign was just so nasty. So mean those people over there.

I think I need to go investigate. Find out what really happened before I concede. We need the truth to come...and Melania, I mean she'd make such a great first lady, just look at her! And the investigation will show what the polls show, that I won. It's just like Obama's birth certifi..you know and Vince Foster, what ever happened with that? These Clintons, they're sneaky.
 
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Bill ‘Spaceman’ Lee is running for governor of Vermont

According to documents filed with Vermont Secretary of State’s office, the eccentric lefty is running for governor of the Green Mountain State as the Liberty Union Party candidate. It’s the same ticket on which Sen. Bernie Sanders ran on in the 1970s, while Lee was throwing eephuses at Fenway Park.

Lee told WCAX he describes himself as “a pragmatic, conservative, forward thinker.” His platform includes the legalization and taxation of marijuana in Vermont, single-payer healthcare, and bringing the Expos back to Montreal.
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I think I found my single issue candidate
 
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AntraxSuicide

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Black Mamba said:
Look, I don't get it. I mean, the polls I saw were saying we were gonna win. Do well in all these states and now they say I didn't? I don't know. Hillary is crooked, I can't believe they didn't do something over there.

And the campaign they ran, just the worst. I mean, the things they..and the polls, the polls were in my favor. I was doing great with the women. With the mexicans. But the campaign was just so nasty. So mean those people over there.

I think I need to go investigate. Find out what really happened before I concede. We need the truth to come...and Melania, I mean she'd make such a great first lady, just look at her! And the investigation will show what the polls show, that I won. It's just like Obama's birth certifi..you know and Vince Foster, what ever happened with that? These Clintons, they're sneaky.
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He won't do that, it comes off too pathetic. He'll blame the GOP for not backing him enough; punish them for any slight. It's not like he ever has to work with them again. Either they propel him to the win or he sets fire to the curtains on the way out. I suspect this is a driving part of the cowards' endorsements; if they don't back him enough, they get blamed for his loss.
 
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mo60

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I wonder what trump's reaction will be if Hilary won the election by like 10% and got over 350 electoral votes?
 
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User 463088

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All I'm saying is that any gay who doesn't love Cher belongs on an FBI watchlist of some kind. CIA? Something. I'ma need to see some papers or something. Sad.
 
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User 85168

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Posted already?

Auto workers union endorses Clinton

The United Auto Workers Union (UAW) endorsed Democratic presidential front-runner Hillary Clinton on Wednesday, citing her friendship with the union and her ability to “unify and win in November.”

“Hillary Clinton understands our issues on trade, understands the complexities of multinational economies and supports American workers, their families and communities,” UAW president Dennis Williams said in a statement.
The announcement also offered some praise for Clinton’s opponent Bernie Sanders, who has been an outspoken supporter of unions and a critic of international trade agreements.

“Bernie Sanders has brought to this campaign a dialogue that has been needed for far too long,” the statement reads. “He has been, and remains, a great friend of the UAW, and of working men and women in this country. But, the fact is, Hillary Clinton has shown under pressure her ability to lead and get elected in November.”

Williams said that all presidential candidates from both parties were sent questionnaires to help the union determine which White House hopeful most aligned with their beliefs. Presumptive GOP nominee Donald Trump did not submit the questionnaire, and Williams used the announcement to blast him for some of his anti-union sentiments.
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Holmes said:
69 more delegates until Clinton gets the nomination. Might happen even before New Jersey now.
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Queen knows her target audience.

Crayons said:
please don''t deport me to San Francisco!
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Worse. Sending you to North Dakota, where you'll have to buy your fabric from the local Walmart, and where the night life involves Bertha down at the Piggly Wiggly doing a strip tease in the produce aisle. WERK BERTHA.

Ive had two alcohols....
 
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Crayons

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adam387 said:
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Queen knows her target audience.



Worse. Sending you to North Dakota, where you'll have to buy your fabric from the local Walmart, and where the night life involves Bertha down at the Piggly Wiggly doing a strip tease in the produce aisle. WERK BERTHA.

Ive had two alcohols....
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No please!! I'll listen to Lemonade or something! Don't make me watch Bertha at the Piggly Wiggly!!
 
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Crayons said:
No please!! I'll listen to Lemonade or something! Don't make me watch Bertha at the Piggly Wiggly!!
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Lemonade!? Get out of here with that weak ass sauce.

I want you to listen to the "Closer to the Truth" album by Cher and I'll CONSIDER reinstating your gay card. But I got one of my eyes on you. One eye lookin' at you, one eye lookin' for you. Thats how Bertha and I roll.
 
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titiklabingapat

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http://www.slate.com/articles/news_...donald_trump_why_doesn_t_hillary_clinton.html

A good article about how Clinton's camp hasn't settled on their Trump narrative yet and why Warren's way of attacking him is the way to go. I really hope they settle on one soon and define him early and often. Throwing everything will just dilute the message and you end up like sashaying away like Thorgy Thor.

The Washington Post on Wednesday came out with the big reveal about the Clinton campaign’s plan. If you haven’t already placed your bets, do so now before reading any further.

Clinton’s aides say they have settled on the big story they want to tell about Trump: He is a business fraud who has cheated working people for his own gain, and his ideas, temperament and moves to marginalize people by race, gender and creed make him simply unacceptable as commander in chief.
So they have whittled down the bountiful list of master narratives to … everything. Clinton people! When they say you have to fit your story into a single sentence, that doesn’t mean it can be a run-on sentence with clauses and nested lists and dormer windows and a carport and all.
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Crayons said:
do i look like someone who listens to Cher?
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Awwww...I wish I could grow facial hair. I can't even manage stubble. Sad!

When we saw Cher, I was like one of the youngest people there. I was also one of the gayest. Hehehe "one of." :p

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Jeb is really the most awkward person
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I kinda almost feel sorry for Jeb! to be honest. I think he's wrong on a lot of things, but I think he genuinely tries? Like...I think Dubya tried too. This new round of GOP people don't even try to be anything other than useless assholes. I want a functional Republican party.
 
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Spoiled Milk

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I just learned that Prescott Bush was besties with one of the most accomplished progressive mayors of New York City.

#EveryPartyIsTheSame
#BernItDown
 
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Crayons

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adam387 said:
Awwww...I wish I could grow facial hair. I can't even manage stubble. Sad!

When we saw Cher, I was like one of the youngest people there. I was also one of the gayest. Hehehe "one of." :p



I kinda almost feel sorry for Jeb! to be honest. I think he's wrong on a lot of things, but I think he genuinely tries? Like...I think Dubya tried too. This new round of GOP people don't even try to be anything other than useless assholes. I want a functional Republican party.
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Listening to Cher and Madonna stunts facial hair growth

& i agree with you on all the Jeb! stuff. poor guy. he ran the saddest campaign in a century
 
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Knuckle Sandwich said:
I think he will but it won't be dignified and classy like usual concession speeches. Obviously.
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"The election was stolen folks: it was stolen. We're not going to let that happen. We're looking into this very seriously; we know things happened tonight, we've heard reports from all over the country" *does circling motion with his finger* "and we're going to investigate this, we have to, believe me, we will."
 
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Suikoguy

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adam387 said:
I kinda almost feel sorry for Jeb! to be honest. I think he's wrong on a lot of things, but I think he genuinely tries? Like...I think Dubya tried too. This new round of GOP people don't even try to be anything other than useless assholes. I want a functional Republican party.
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Jeb is a more intelligent version of W Bush with less charisma.
 
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Crayons said:
Listening to Cher and Madonna stunts facial hair growth

& i agree with you on all the Jeb! stuff. poor guy. he ran the saddest campaign in a century
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Madonna is meh.

I think the main problem with Jeb! is that he never thought he had to run a primary campaign. He was going to be anointed and that was that. He's also probably the worst possible person to ever try and take on someone like Trump.

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Jeb is a more intelligent version of W Bush with less charisma.
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Agreed. Fuck, I loathed Shrub, but I'll be damned if he wasn't often charismatic. I mean, he was dumb as a post in a rainstorm, but still.
 
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User 463088

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While watching Trump call Elizabeth Warren Pocahantas my mom responded "Ya, well, you're Fuckahantas" and then she laughed for five minutes....and wanted me to tell all my gay friends.

So, consider yourselves told?
 
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User1608

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adam387 said:
While watching Trump call Elizabeth Warren Pocahantas my mom responded "Ya, well, you're Fuckahantas" and then she laughed for five minutes....and wanted me to tell all my gay friends.

So, consider yourselves told?
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Lmao. My mom just says Trump is a naranja, or orange.
 
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