I still can't figure out what any of them say, so I'm just gonna vote no on all of them.
You have two options:
1) flip a coin for each
2) ask your diehard conservative friends which ones they're voting yes on and do the opposite.
I still can't figure out what any of them say, so I'm just gonna vote no on all of them.
I know you're kidding, but none of my friends, including the diehard conservatives, are really into politics. They won't know anything about the amendments.You have two options:
1) flip a coin for each
2) ask your diehard conservative friends which ones they're voting yes on and do the opposite.
Halo 4 seriously comes out on election day? I haven't been keeping up with games lately, but I do want to play that one.
Halo 4 seriously comes out on election day? I haven't been keeping up with games lately, but I do want to play that one.
Ahhh, so you got in your one hit and run post, see you again in a couple days!! I'd ask for proof, but you would just ignore it anyways...
I'm in.
B-Dubs said:Fuck it, I'm in. Just gotta go full retard and say the dumbest shit imaginable. Shit, I'll even make up an identity.
now we need plausible conservative cover stories
*scratches chin*
I've gotta ruminate on this
now we need plausible conservative cover stories
*scratches chin*
I've gotta ruminate on this
Bad news for Obama.Can't blame Harden but wow...Houston plans to give James Harden a four year, $60 million extension once deal is completed, league sources tell Y! Sports.
DEAL WITH IT.are you for real? ... those are opinion sections... even so, conservative writers far outnumber liberal writers on the washpo.
Good man. He cannot allow the GOP any credible opening for any sort of silly, contrived Katrina parallel. Reminds me of Clinton and his handling of hurricanes.. both of them were fantastic, with well-qualified personnel running our emergency operations (no Brownies!).
I'm in. My parents are liberal artists, so I rebellled against them and became a hardcore conservative engineer
I'm from the backwoods of West Virginia, my webhost is in the damn liberal city of NYC (which is going to be flooded when god finally decides to kill all the gays). I was homeschooled by my single mother and my father worked in the coal mines and never took a handout (even when he had to go on medicare due to his black lung and we all had to survive on food stamps due to his medical bills). I speak the truth that the liberal establishment refuses too! (Even Fox won't tell you the things I will! Those sissy city-living homos don't have the pure american balls!) I survive by the sweat of my brow and government food stamps and I'll never take a hand out! Also we need to go back onto the gold standard.
If I had the ability to draw, I would make a political cartoon of a smug looking Romney flipping a PA-shaped pancake with a spatula labeled "Sandy."
are you for real? ... those are opinion sections... even so, conservative writers far outnumber liberal writers on the washpo.
Wikipedia said:In a November 16, 2008 column, The Washington Post ombudsman Deborah Howell stated: "I'll bet that most Post journalists voted for Obama. I did. There are centrists at The Post as well. But the conservatives I know here feel so outnumbered that they don't even want to be quoted by name in a memo".[44] Responding to criticism of the newspaper's coverage during the run-up to the 2008 presidential election, Howell wrote: "The opinion pages have strong conservative voices; the editorial board includes centrists and conservatives; and there were editorials critical of Obama. Yet opinion was still weighted toward Obama. It's not hard to see why conservatives feel disrespected".
Haha awesome.
now the key here is going to be some gimmick that will have some utility for Republicans that will allow us to grab their attention.
i am going to start by making a blog and maybe have a post every few weeks post-election to describe my hatred toward Barack Hussein Obama. In this time maybe I'll think up an idea to grab some conservative attention
You are right, just having a compelling back story isn't enough. Ok, we already have an poll unskewer...how about a LAW unskewer? No that goes too far. It has to be something insane, but not too insane. Birtherism is out, the transcript shit is dumb, gay married Obama is dumb...holy shit I've got it! Maybe Obama/hildawg affair trolling? No that's too insane as well. Biden's alcoholism? Too easily dis-proven. Shit, how the fuck do these guys tow the line between conservative bullshit and conspiracy theory so easily? It really is a gift.
It's official line taken by the paper!
"Editorials represent the views of The Washington Post as an institution"
(Hence why it's called "The Post's View")
And to your second point - nope:
"The opinion pages have strong conservative voices; the editorial board includes centrists and conservatives; and there were editorials critical of Obama. Yet opinion was still weighted toward Obama. It's not hard to see why conservatives feel disrespected"
Just because someone voted for Obama in 2008, or will vote for them in 2012 does not mean they are not conservatives. In case you haven't realized it by now, Obama is center right, and more in line with right leaning conservatives of the past. The quote you showed me says that the editorial board includes centrists and conservatives... nothing about liberals.
You're thinking too directly. Go for the family. New records show Obama's father worked directly with Malcolm X. Maybe we dissect Dreams of my Father for its subtle anti-white agenda.
Are you serious?
You read that quote and all you got from it was: there are conservatives on the editorial board!
Holy shit.
You are right, just having a compelling back story isn't enough. Ok, we already have an poll unskewer...how about a LAW unskewer? No that goes too far. It has to be something insane, but not too insane. Birtherism is out, the transcript shit is dumb, gay married Obama is dumb...holy shit I've got it! Maybe Obama/hildawg affair trolling? No that's too insane as well. Biden's alcoholism? Too easily dis-proven. Shit, how the fuck do these guys tow the line between conservative bullshit and conspiracy theory so easily? It really is a gift.
You're thinking too directly. Go for the family. New records show Obama's father worked directly with Malcolm X. Maybe we dissect Dreams of my Father for its subtle anti-white agenda.
Conservative writers far outnumber liberal writers at the washpo. That was in the post you initially quoted, and you have yet to prove otherwise.
Holy shit indeed.
The key here is to provide something that looks so rock solid that it appears unassailable at first glance (which is all conservatives these days require). Like, using a wide array of numbers and news stories to provide a compelling structure for our conservative argument, so that they don't think it's worth fact checking.
oh god
I got it. I fucking got it. A website called OBAMAVACATIONS.com. In it, a daily graph of days worked vs. days on vacation, including heavy skewing toward 'vacation' whenever he is on shows like THE VIEW or whenever he's not having his "jobs council." We'll provide clever little Obama icons mocking the president, maybe him wearing golfing equipment or...no... a BASKETBALL JERSEY while he golfs!
You guys can contribute "articles" surrounding your interpretation of the type of vacations he goes on, including underhanded digs at his potential parenting skills with Sasha and Malia. JUST enough, but not too far.
I went to dinner with my very conservative mom and stepfather. After a few glasses of wine, I asked them what Romney's tax plan is, which apparently causes people to scream and yell at you about how Obama wants to tax everyone and how taxes are inherently evil.
They never told me what Romney's tax plan is.
I got it. I fucking got it. A website called OBAMAVACATIONS.com. In it, a daily graph of days worked vs. days on vacation, including heavy skewing toward 'vacation' whenever he is on shows like THE VIEW or whenever he's not having his "jobs council." We'll provide clever little Obama icons mocking the president, maybe him wearing golfing equipment or...no... a BASKETBALL JERSEY while he golfs!
You guys can contribute "articles" surrounding your interpretation of the type of vacations he goes on, including underhanded digs at his potential parenting skills with Sasha and Malia. JUST enough, but not too far.
Just like Romney/Ryan during the debates!
I mean, hey, I posted an unequivocal statement from the Washington Post ombudsman, but I guess your baseless claim is the one we should rely on.
Yep. I have the day off. Getting Halo 4 at midnight. Playing all night. Take a nap. Go vote. Go out for breakfast. Maybe another nap. Halo 4 for the rest of the day. Election coverage at night.
The key here is to provide something that looks so rock solid that it appears unassailable at first glance (which is all conservatives these days require). Like, using a wide array of numbers and news stories to provide a compelling structure for our conservative argument, so that they don't think it's worth fact checking.
oh god
I got it. I fucking got it. A website called OBAMAVACATIONS.com. In it, a daily graph of days worked vs. days on vacation, including heavy skewing toward 'vacation' whenever he is on shows like THE VIEW or whenever he's not having his "jobs council." We'll provide clever little Obama icons mocking the president, maybe him wearing golfing equipment or...no... a BASKETBALL JERSEY while he golfs!
You guys can contribute "articles" surrounding your interpretation of the type of vacations he goes on, including underhanded digs at his potential parenting skills with Sasha and Malia. JUST enough, but not too far.
Why do I get the feeling that if we search we'd find out this is already a thing?
I think you've got it. Are we sure someone isn't doing this already? if it's going to work though we'll need to expand it slowly, ever so slowly. It'll have to ramp up over about two or three months and we'll have to find a way to promote it.
SmokeMaxX said:The problem with this idea is that I'm just going to start up unskewedobamavacations.com to show that you're just a liberal hack trying to downplay the TRUE number of vacation days that Obama takes.
Why do I get the feeling that if we search we'd find out this is already a thing?
The problem with this idea is that I'm just going to start up unskewedobamavacations.com to show that you're just a liberal hack trying to downplay the TRUE number of vacation days that Obama takes.
Anyway this all hinges on the election, because after that we have 2 years until Election 2014 when the media will be just SEARCHING for someone to fill in their cable news time slots. >
But i think such a foundation can be expanded upon. This should be interesting. Also whatever our names are on that website, we must use e-mails and nicknames that are different from our GAF ones. Don't want any detectives to get all clever up in here![]()
We can add some bullshit about how much money they are spending, like "look at how much those clothes Sasha and Maila are wearing cost! what a waste of tax payer dollars!" Or something like that.
I got it. I fucking got it. A website called OBAMAVACATIONS.com. In it, a daily graph of days worked vs. days on vacation, including heavy skewing toward 'vacation' whenever he is on shows like THE VIEW or whenever he's not having his "jobs council." We'll provide clever little Obama icons mocking the president, maybe him wearing golfing equipment or...no... a BASKETBALL JERSEY while he golfs!
You guys can contribute "articles" surrounding your interpretation of the type of vacations he goes on, including underhanded digs at his potential parenting skills with Sasha and Malia. JUST enough, but not too far.
Look guys, if you want to appear to be a legitimate organization to Conservatives, there's really only one thing you have to do.
Tell them to buy gold NOW
This man is right, we'll need GOLD ads on our site. And ads for Beck and Fox and a number of things.
We can treat this sort of like an Onion type page, except we'll need sources. Preferably Fox News type sources. Dear god, if we're lucky we might be on TV....maybe we'll even be called to testify in front of congress! Can you imagine making the reveal in front of a congressional committee? We'd be legends. Thinking too far ahead, we've got to get this up and running first.
Basically any day he skips his daily presidential brief meeting he is vacationThe key here is to provide something that looks so rock solid that it appears unassailable at first glance (which is all conservatives these days require). Like, using a wide array of numbers and news stories to provide a compelling structure for our conservative argument, so that they don't think it's worth fact checking.
oh god
I got it. I fucking got it. A website called OBAMAVACATIONS.com. In it, a daily graph of days worked vs. days on vacation, including heavy skewing toward 'vacation' whenever he is on shows like THE VIEW or whenever he's not having his "jobs council." We'll provide clever little Obama icons mocking the president, maybe him wearing golfing equipment or...no... a BASKETBALL JERSEY while he golfs!
You guys can contribute "articles" surrounding your interpretation of the type of vacations he goes on, including underhanded digs at his potential parenting skills with Sasha and Malia. JUST enough, but not too far.