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[ahtlas7]

This thread makes the ~200 million bucks Ubi dumped into this games worth it.

 

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I’m not kidding at all. Explain to me why trans gamers would be mad about attractive people?

 

[j0hnnix]

Dude really said “a model of some sort” wtf

 

[Fake]

"Face scans are really really hard, you guys! Why are you asking for such unrealistic beauty standards?!"

The face scans:

Its impressive how men got intact.

 

[FoxMcChief]

Screw you buddy! Willem is was hotter than those character models!

 

[EverydayBeast]

“Star wars outlaws wins game of the year despite ugly main character”

 

[baroquemack]

When does the Alden Ehrenreich mod drop

 

[XXL]

"Face scans are really really hard, you guys! Why are you asking for such unrealistic beauty standards?!"

The face scans:

 

[Esppiral]

"Face scans are really really hard, you guys! Why are you asking for such unrealistic beauty standards?!"

The face scans:

That fable pic was debunked a while back I guess no one will ever stop this fake.

 

[FeralEcho]

User is out of touch.

• Call of Duty still has some of the best gunplay out there.
• Fortnite while not for me, is actually quite fun without the ADHD levels of building.
• Grand Theft Auto Online is some other shit, I had to stop for my own sanity.
• Minecraft fucking rules.
• Rocket League is amazing.
• Siege is probably the best tactical shooter since............
• Apex Legends is TitanFall gunplay so it automatically wins. (Should have been TitanFall on the list)
• Valorant is like Counter Strike......but evolved.
• Red Dead Redemption 2 needs a PC port
• Genshin Impact is legit even as a F2P player.
• Gran Turismo and Forza Horizon are a car lovers dream.
• Sports games are for the sports fans, cant fault them for loving the sport enough they play videogames about them.

Where exactly are the retarded people?
Because, it seems to me like people are just playing good games?

Outside of RDR2 and Forza/GT l wouldn't play those games if you paid me,just slop for the adhd generation.

The last good COD game was MW2019 five years ago and before that it was Black Ops 2 in 2012.Best gunplay my ass.

Everything else is popular garbage for the sheep to process while they turn their brains to mush playing the same thing over and over again to not realise they are already paying hundreds of dollars for their overpriced microtransactions.

The current gaming landscape is a joke and is the reason I moved to retro gaming but more power to you if you enjoy this stuff.

 

[FoxMcChief]

Screw Ubisoft, for turning such a beautiful Latina, into a goblin.

Couldn’t agree more. She’s absolutely gorgeous. It seems like a crime, what they did to her.

I wonder if she knew that they were going to uglify her.

 

[tmlDan]

Ok, real talk - was her model in the sequel really “chubbier” or is it manufactured outrage? If it was real - did the devs ever addressed it?

no, the model was not chubbier, her face did become less plastic and rounder tho and some people have the opinion (cause i don't really think it was that bad), it made her less attractive. But she was not chubby at all lol

 

[Thabass]

I've been playing Star Wars Outlaws and so far, even with the weird face transformation of the main character, I actually like Kay as a protagonist. She's a bit "edgy" try hard, but she's not at all annoying about it. At least not yet. I do think they try to force her to be a female Hans Solo, whether that be good or bad. But, so far she's working for me. That's at least her saving grace.

 

[Power Pro]

I've been playing Star Wars Outlaws and so far, even with the weird face transformation of the main character, I actually like Kay as a protagonist. She's a bit "edgy" try hard, but she's not at all annoying about it. At least not yet. I do think they try to force her to be a female Hans Solo, whether that be good or bad. But, so far she's working for me. That's at least her saving grace.

That's kind of the vibe I'm getting so far.

I've been done with Star Wars for a long time, but some of the footage from reviews compelled me to give it a try, and while it may not be the most revolutionary game I've played, it seems well made for what it is. Very cool lived in environments.

And while they did fuck up Kay's face sometimes, she's kinda got a cute backside at least, which is what you see the most when you play.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Nailed it. It wasn't Stripe from Gremlins I said in the other thread, this is what I could see but couldn't pin it down in my mind

A damn BAT!

Perfect!

 

[GymWolf]

In some pics from horizon 1 aloy looks like fucking wayne rooney or the protagonist of bully so it's not like horizon 2 wasted her pretty face that much, she was always a two face chick like the girl from that episode of sainfeld

Spoiler: No Safe For Wank

 

[BlackTron]

That literally makes no sense. Why would a trans gamer be offended by an attractive woman?

Separate question: why would anyone give a shit even if that were the case? What are they: like 0.2% of gamers?

 

[GymWolf]

Nailed it. It wasn't Stripe from Gremlins I said in the other thread, this is what I could see but couldn't pin it down in my mind

A damn BAT!

Perfect!

She always looked like batman's manbat character to me

 

[Peroroncino]

Alex did a photo shoot once so he’s basically a model and would know one when he sees one /s

is that the dude from euroga[y]mer?

looks like something from those really retarded alternative art performances

 

[Black_Stride]

Outside of RDR2 and Forza/GT l wouldn't play those games if you paid me,just slop for the adhd generation.
The last good COD game was MW2019 five years ago and before that it was Black Ops 2 in 2012.Best gunplay my ass.
Everything else is popular garbage for the sheep to process while they turn their brains to mush playing the same thing over and over again to not realise they are already paying hundreds of dollars for their overpriced microtransactions.

The current gaming landscape is a joke and is the reason I moved to retro gaming but more power to you if you enjoy this stuff.

Ahh the usual drivel of calling everyone "else" sheep because you are so enlightened to NOT be playing popular games.

Okay Ill bite:

What games have better gunplay than Apex, CoD, Destiny, Valorant, Overwatch and Siege?
Note I said games.....please dont say Doom Eternal cuz that games multiplayer wasnt great and was never going to have legs.
Dont even mention Xdefiant cuz thats a straight CoD clone.


You straight up gonna sit here and insult GTAO and Rocket League......imma guess you have played very few hours of those games?



Mate maybe you really should go back and play retro games cuz you are clearly out of touch with good MP games.
If literally everything outside of RDRO and Forza/GT on the top 25 list you consider trash.
Which really begs the question why you are in this thread?


Why not just peace out and keep enjoying those 16bit graphics?

 

[Zathalus]

There are scenes in the game where she doesn’t look terrible, but the bad animations and shit hairstyle does her no favours.

 

[GymWolf]

I've been playing Star Wars Outlaws and so far, even with the weird face transformation of the main character, I actually like Kay as a protagonist. She's a bit "edgy" try hard, but she's not at all annoying about it. At least not yet. I do think they try to force her to be a female Hans Solo, whether that be good or bad. But, so far she's working for me. That's at least her saving grace.

I'm 2 hours in and i think she is a grade A dumbass.

Spoiler

In 2 hours she manage to put her dearest friend on the planet at risk (and dude get even shot in the leg) and she ruin a heist because she decide that asking the money with a mexican standoff while the alarm is on and the criminals are arriving was the right thing to do instead of getting clarification later

It's kinda endearing how stupid she is

 

[Krathoon]

There does seem to be some weird geometry warping going on with her face.

 

[proandrad]

Why don’t they just hire unattractive people if they want to have an unattractive game model. There are plenty of ugly people who are amazing actors but can’t get a gig because they aren’t Hollywood attractive. Are they just trying to gaslight people on purpose? It makes zero sense.

 

[Krathoon]

The entertainment industry has kind of put themselves in this awkward position of trying to cater to everyone.

You get these weird situations where they try to blur gender.

 

[Topher]

Dude really said “a model of some sort” wtf

In truth.....he doesn't want to look at her either...

 

[Dr.Morris79]

I'm 2 hours in and i think she is a grade A dumbass.

Spoiler

In 2 hours she manage to put her dearest friend on the planet at risk (and dude get even shot in the leg) and she ruin a heist because she decide that asking the money with a mexican standoff while the alarm is on and the criminals are arriving was the right thing to do instead of getting clarification later

It's kinda endearing how stupid she is

Glad to hear UBI is still the king of infantile writing

 

[GymWolf]

Glad to hear UBI is still the king of infantile writing

Bayek and kassandra were written much better than her tbf.

She even has

Spoiler

an anakin\rey scene where she fly a spaceship with no experience at all, because people clearly loved these scenes in the movies so ubisoft wanted to be a part of that.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Bayek and kassandra were written much better than her tbf.

Bayek was a badass and Kassandra was great too.

The writing in Watchdogs Legion, Far Cry 6 and that new Crew game though..

 

[RickSanchez]

Mt. Crushmore

GAFfers really really need to stop lumping Aloy in with the other gremlins. She looks gorgeous in the game.

 

[GymWolf]

Bayek was a badass and Kassandra was great too.

The writing in Watchdogs Legion, Far Cry 6 and that new Crew game though..

Fc5 was kinda terrible aswell, all the brothers were cringe incarnate.

I'm honestly not the biggest fan of ubisoft writing in like 95% of their games.

 

[GymWolf]

GAFfers really really need to stop lumping Aloy in with the other gremlins. She looks gorgeous in the game.

It's the dumbass top of the head part of the haircut, with a normal haircut she would look 10x times better and less puffy.

I saw even more flattering pics of her here on gaf.

My dude Vick should have an entire folder if i remember well.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Fc5 was kinda terrible aswell, all the brothers were cringe incarnate.

I'm honestly not the biggest fan of ubisoft writing in like 95% of their games.

I didn't put FC 5, even though it was a bit cringe inducing the gunplay was good. Infact apart from FC 6, The Crew Motorsport and that god AWFUL Watchdogs, I didn't mind many UBI games

Until they started to go down hill in writing and that terrible shit they pulled with the original The Crew.

This Star Wars game seems weird too. Is it even Star Wars without Lightsabers?

 

[GymWolf]

I didn't put FC 5, even though it was a bit cringe inducing the gunplay was good. Infact apart from FC 6, The Crew Motorsport and that god AWFUL Watchdogs, I didn't mind many UBI games

Until they started to go down hill in writing and that terrible shit they pulled with the original The Crew.

This Star Wars game seems weird too. Is it even Star Wars without Lightsabers?

I'm not the biggest fan of far cry gunplay tbh, i "like" their games because they mostly make open worlds and i'm an open world sucker.

 

[IAmRei]

Uglisoft

tis' brighten my day, thanks dude!

 

[SJRB]

Imagine being a good looking actress doing motion capture for a game for years and you get all excited when the game finally releases so you gather your friends and family and you boot up the game and you see this:

Top kek

 

[Dr.Morris79]

I'm not the biggest fan of far cry gunplay tbh, i "like" their games because they mostly make open worlds and i'm an open world sucker.

I hear that. I only used to play them on consoles. I bought a new PC and retried all of the AC games. Stunning! Like night and day, it blew my mind how good Syndicate looked from it's Xbox counterpart. And Black Flag, infact, all of them!

And The Crew, the bastards. I was enjoying that

 

[Gamer_By_Proxy]

I haven't felt this bad for an actor in a video game since Terry Crews in Crackdown 3.

 

[Little Chicken]

GAFfers really really need to stop lumping Aloy in with the other gremlins. She looks gorgeous in the game.

She looks like a 17 year old boy that plays high school football.

 

[GymWolf]

She looks like a 17 year old boy that plays high school football.

 

[Elios83]

Lol a hybrid between a gremlin and a desperate housewife
I don't give much attention to how characters look in games and I don't want everyone to look like a model but this is hilarious.

 

[Krathoon]

It is a weird face. Let's be honest. Not certain what they were thinking.

 

[TransTrender]

"Face scans are really really hard, you guys! Why are you asking for such unrealistic beauty standards?!"

The face scans:

Looking at the right column, it's almost if they want feminine-ish features but add male facial features, like certain type of person who hasn't yet had facial feminization surgery...

In truth.....he doesn't want to look at her either...

 

[NonPhixion]

That fable pic was debunked a while back I guess no one will ever stop this fake.

how was it debunked when that picture is from the 28/29second mark of an official trailer?

 

[Krathoon]

Fable is kind of intentionally making the lead look like that. It is part of the humor of the game.

 

[CuckooBananaNuts]

Fable is kind of intentionally making the lead look like that. It is part of the humor of the game.

It it, though? You can have a derpy, but pretty main lead. Princess Fiona from Shrek comes to mind for being a perfect fit for that brand of humor in Fable. You don’t have to be hideous looking to be funny.

 

[PSlayer]

"Trying not to offend trans"? That's new. So for the Ubisoft developers the trans are aware that they are ugly => it means it is offensive if there are more beautiful women around them => that is why they have to make female characters in their games less attractive not to remind them how real women can look => the female developers are cutting short and dyeing their hair blue out of empathy.

I heard of this before,some dev even made a post about this on twitter a few years ago but the basic idea is that most trans women can't "pass"(i.e. they don't look like a traditional feminine cis women) and apparently being exposed to feminine women triggers disphoria on them(you can see stories like that on Reddit all the time) because it reminds them they will never look like how they want to look. Another thing you need to understand is that,during the boom of ESG compliance in the last decade,a lot of western studios hired trans women to fill their diversity quotas. See, it's hard to find cis women that code,but is surprisingly easy to find some autistic white guy that codes and is thinking about transition at 30 after watching a lot of porn and anime. Since "trans women are women" companies found a way to get their cake and eat it too.

With those two things in mind, this whole uglyfication of females in games make sense. Western studios are filled with trans women in their ranks that feel bad working with feminine characters so they start lobbying for changes in the character design. The rest of the team goes along with the changes because nobody wants to be called transphobic.

 

[simpatico]

"Trying not to offend trans"? That's new. So for the Ubisoft developers the trans are aware that they are ugly => it means it is offensive if there are more beautiful women around them => that is why they have to make female characters in their games less attractive not to remind them how real women can look => the female developers are cutting short and dyeing their hair blue out of empathy.

The trans audience wants a main character with an achievable jawline. I’d expect to start hearing deeper voices and seeing a little stubble in the coming years.

 

[FeralEcho]

Ahh the usual drivel of calling everyone "else" sheep because you are so enlightened to NOT be playing popular games.

Okay Ill bite:

What games have better gunplay than Apex, CoD, Destiny, Valorant, Overwatch and Siege?
Note I said games.....please dont say Doom Eternal cuz that games multiplayer wasnt great and was never going to have legs.
Dont even mention Xdefiant cuz thats a straight CoD clone.


You straight up gonna sit here and insult GTAO and Rocket League......imma guess you have played very few hours of those games?



Mate maybe you really should go back and play retro games cuz you are clearly out of touch with good MP games.
If literally everything outside of RDRO and Forza/GT on the top 25 list you consider trash.
Which really begs the question why you are in this thread?


Why not just peace out and keep enjoying those 16bit graphics?

Nice one.

Why am I in this thread? To shit on Ubisoft's uglification of women as everyone else in here.Seems you have forgotten what the thread was about in the first place in your attempt to downplay what asian games are doing for the representation of women in gaming compared to what these western studios are doing.

Question is why are YOU in this thread?

All you seem to be doing is promoting how amazing mtx filled multiplayer games are lmao

Go play some if they are so amazing.
Just don't forget to leave a couple hundred bucks in the game for some new skins.

I heard the new wheelchair operator in the highly realistic Rainbow Six Siege is all the rage now....or maybe Nicki Minaj in Call of Duty Warzone fits better for you... Plenty of choices to waste some money around....

And here's a tip for you:

Don't say "Minecraft rules" as if you're a 10 year old child as people might start thinking you are one...which isn't a far fetched idea considering that's the entire Minecraft demographic.

But I'll throw you a bone,for me and alot of people who played it when it was available,Killzone 2 represents what was the best mp shooter experience out there.

Some other mp favourites:
Battlefield 3,Modern Warfare 2(the original)Uncharted 2,Starcraft 2,TLOU Factions,Diablo 2 and many more

To you these will seem ancient but for some of us these will forever be part of the golden era in gaming.

So don't worry Xdefiant and Doom Eternal are in the same trash bin as those popular ones in that top 25 you mentioned. You can sleep soundly.

For what is worth...this is my opinion obviously,you are free to disagree and are entitled to your own opinion and it's fine if you enjoy those games, there's a demand for them and that is fine but alot of older gamers like me prefer the old style of mp,not what's on offer nowadays.

Now,lets not derail this thread any longer and get back on topic.And I'll actually go play some of those 16bit games as you suggested.

 

[DJ12]

Nailed it