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[Zenfalcia]

Just buy a body pillow and a cut hole in it.

You forgot it has to be the one that talks when you touch it.

 

[RoyaleDuke]

Great! I can't wait! Squid's delicious!

I'll make the Sauce for the Calamari.

EH PAIZANO.

Spoiler

I'm actually roughly half Italian(Sicilian) and I love to cook.

 

[CthulhuSushi]

You forgot it has to be the one that talks when you touch it.

Shit even I'm not that desperate.

 

[Banana Aeon]

Nah dude it was the good kind of clingy, she wasn't constantly up my ass, but she just liked being around me, like being in the same room etc we could be doing completely different things.

It was great. I miss that girl, she moved man..

I dig crazy chicks.

I've dated crazy. This girl wasn't crazy.

 

[Zenfalcia]

Shit even I'm not that desperate.

Are you sure?

 

[TechnicaUS]

Haha! That's the trap! You have to clean and take out the ink sacs before you can cook them!

And then I'll be defenseless while I clean them!

 

[CthulhuSushi]

I've dated crazy. This girl wasn't crazy.

Idk she freaked out on me a few times when I would talk to other people..not just girls..anyone..

Are you sure?

I'm pretty sure on that.

And then I'll be defenseless while I clean them!

The squid ink is my stand! If you touch it you slowly turn into a Lovecraftian Horror under my control!

 

[zedreamcast]

How do you guys feel about letting children win?

 

[joe2187]

Yesssssssssssss

 

[TechnicaUS]

Nah dude it was the good kind of clingy, she wasn't constantly up my ass, but she just liked being around me, like being in the same room etc we could be doing completely different things.

It was great. I miss that girl, she moved man..

I dig crazy chicks.

You're still a teenager, you can't answer that yet.

You think that's crazy? You haven't seen crazy till you've been stabbed in a fit of paranoid/jealous rage.

 

[Zenfalcia]

I'm pretty sure on that.

Okay.

How do you guys feel about letting children win?

Children need to git gud or get decimated.

 

[CthulhuSushi]

How do you guys feel about letting children win?

I don't blatantly let them win, I give them a decent challenge, if they beat me then fine, but if I'm playing against a kid in a fighting game I'm not gonna intentionally body them.

You think that's crazy? You haven't seen crazy till you've been stabbed in a fit of paranoid/jealous rage.

Hm..where would you be stabbed?

 

[Banana Aeon]

Idk she freaked out on me a few times when I would talk to other people..not just girls..anyone..

Sounds like insecurity. Now, it could be crazy, if she starts threatening self harm unless she can check your phone, or if a girl responds to you on Facebook, she'll call you at 2 in the morning demanding a explanation...

 

[zedreamcast]

Okay.

Children need to git gud or get decimated.

I was about to argue with me but my niece just laughed at me and said I sucked.

 

[JooseBawcks]

How do you guys feel about letting children win?

It's fine if they're not being cocky shits

Yesssssssssssss

HMMMMMMMMMM?

 

[TechnicaUS]

The squid ink is my stand! If you touch it you slowly turn into a Lovecraftian Horror under my control!

 

[Alfebit]

How do you guys feel about letting children win?

Never. Git gud or get out of my house.

Yesssssssssssss

I hope it's SK2 and New Wave.

 

[Foxhound286]

How do you guys feel about letting children win?

I never let anyone win. If we are against each other in anything, I don't care how old they are, I will do my very best to decimate them. It'll teach them to git gud.

 

[Banana Aeon]

I was about to argue with me but my niece just laughed at me and said I sucked.

If they start talking shit, you lay the smack down. Remove the limiters.

 

[TechnicaUS]

Hm..where would you be stabbed?

In the upper thigh. A few inches from the bits.

 

[Jman014]

I never let anyone win. If we are against each other in anything, I don't care how old they are, I will do my very best to decimate them. It'll teach them to git gud.

I bet some of the people playing the new UT are kids. They're getting owned along with me by the UT vets.

 

[CthulhuSushi]

Sounds like insecurity. Now, it could be crazy, if she starts threatening self harm unless she can check your phone, or if a girl responds to you on Facebook, she'll call you at 2 in the morning demanding a explanation...

Yeah that sounds like her, she would hack my facebook and call me at 2am crying asking me if I still loved her because I didn't act like it because I was talking to -insert name here-. Then proceed to tell her I love her, she would come over at 2am and yeah.

In the upper thigh. A few inches from the bits.

Idk man, that initiates fun time for me.

 

[TechnicaUS]

Idk man, that initiates fun time for me.

You say that now, but you may think differently if it ever actually happens.

 

[CthulhuSushi]

You say that now, but you may think differently if it ever actually happens.

Idk, maybe, maybe not. It'll probably happen sooner or later.

 

[Foxhound286]

My friend and I had a discussion earlier. If you had to lose an eye, which one would you choose? I would lose my left eye, because I think an eyepatch would look cooler on that side.

 

[Banana Aeon]

Yeah that sounds like her, she would hack my facebook and call me at 2am crying asking me if I still loved her because I didn't act like it because I was talking to -insert name here-. Then proceed to tell her I love her, she would come over at 2am and yeah.

That is the opposite way that I handled that biz. I just told her to calm her insecure ass down, and stop trying to interrupt the little sleep that I get.

 

[Zenfalcia]

I was about to argue with me but my niece just laughed at me and said I sucked.

#decimated

 

[CthulhuSushi]

My friend and I had a discussion earlier. If you had to lose an eye, which one would you choose? I would lose my left eye, because I think an eyepatch would look cooler on that side.

Can I lose both?

That is the opposite way that I handled that biz. I just told her to calm her insecure ass down, and stop trying to interrupt the little sleep that I get.

Is it bad that I liked it when she came over and just kinda laid on top of me and slept?

I kinda like having that insecurity there..it makes me feel..wanted.

 

[RecursiveFault]

Did anything happen while you were bent over backwards?

Nah,

Spoiler

I just asked her to hang out everyday all the time, and did everything I could. I rationalized it as being nice.

I believe the popular term is "whipped".

 

[zedreamcast]

#decimated

Yeah she just got decimated.

 

[ArclightBorealis]

Yeah that sounds like her, she would hack my facebook and call me at 2am crying asking me if I still loved her because I didn't act like it because I was talking to -insert name here-. Then proceed to tell her I love her, she would come over at 2am and yeah.

Man, it's a shame you two aren't together anymore

 

[Foxhound286]

Can I lose both?

If that's what you desire.

 

[Zenfalcia]

Can I lose both?

How would you play vidya games!?!?

Nah,

Spoiler

I just asked her to hang out everyday all the time, and did everything I could. I rationalized it as being nice.

I believe the popular term is "whipped".

Nice.

Yeah she just got decimated.

Good.

 

[CthulhuSushi]

Nah,

Spoiler

I just asked her to hang out everyday all the time, and did everything I could. I rationalized it as being nice.

I believe the popular term is "whipped".

Oh..I thought you literally bent over backwards because she asked you to.

It's fine, you're 17 now is the time to make those mistakes.

Man, it's a shame you two aren't together anymore

It really is.

If that's what you desire.

Yeah..I always found the idea of being blind to be interesting, getting to know people without the first impression of seeing their face and just getting to know them via voice, tone etc.

How would you play vidya games!?!?

Nice.

Good.

I wouldn't.

 

[TechnicaUS]

My friend and I had a discussion earlier. If you had to lose an eye, which one would you choose? I would lose my left eye, because I think an eyepatch would look cooler on that side.

Uh...I don't really think it matters. Left I suppose cause right is my dominant side.

 

[zedreamcast]

How would you play vidya games!?!?

Nice.

Good.

Katana jesus time.

 

[Zenfalcia]

Katana jesus time.

She's probably going to get salt if you beat her enough.

 

[Jman014]

How would you play vidya games!?!?

Just be a cool, blind guy like this guy

He's pretty cool.

 

[AngryCanadian]

My friend and I had a discussion earlier. If you had to lose an eye, which one would you choose? I would lose my left eye, because I think an eyepatch would look cooler on that side.

 

[TechnicaUS]

Katana jesus time.

Katana jesus < revolver jesus.

Spoiler

I have no idea what you're talkin about.

 

[Zenfalcia]

Just be a cool, blind guy like this guy

He's pretty cool.

He doesn't play vidya games.

 

[IDKAboutThat]

I'M BACK BABY

 

[zedreamcast]

Katana jesus < revolver jesus.

Spoiler

I have no idea what you're talkin about.

Yus nickname in ultimax is katana jesus.

She's probably going to get salt if you beat her enough.

Alright ill let her win a match

 

[RecursiveFault]

Oh..I thought you literally bent over backwards because she asked you to.

I'M BACK BABY

Who?

Spoiler

Hi

 

[TechnicaUS]

Yus nickname in ultimax is katana jesus.

Thought so. My statement stands.

 

[Jman014]

He doesn't play vidya games.

I don't know about you motherfuckers but fuck having an eye patch. It's all about dem cybernetic eyes

I'M BACK BABY

Yo!

 

[CthulhuSushi]

I'M BACK BABY

goodnewseveryone.wav

Who?

Spoiler

Hi

Shut up I'm really tired ;-;

If you were whipped, would you have if she asked?

 

[Zenfalcia]

I'M BACK BABY

Who?

Yus nickname in ultimax is katana jesus.

Alright ill let her win a match

How much does she know about playing? You could try to teach her some combos or tell her what she's doing good on instead of purposefully losing.

 

[TechnicaUS]

I'M BACK BABY

Who're you again?

 

[ultimax]

People are Ultimaxing?