So you left your Microsoft Surface, a very expensive tablet/laptop in the company break room where everyone could mess with it while you go back to your cubical. Then a coworker comes in and starts using your Surface. And instead of playing some games or figuring out how the touch screen works or surfing Youtube with it, the first thing he does is posts over 9000 levels of thirst about the new Nicki Minaj video,
that you posted about in the Nicki Minaj thread earlier today. Then within 2 minutes, you see he has posted as you on GAF in the Black Culture Thread as you're surfing the same thread in your cubical, run to the break room and get your Surface back from him without him posting any more suspect posts in the mean time, and quickly post that your coworker did it before a single response can be made in the thread.
Was your coworker your right hand?