What time is it?
Oh, that's right... American Horror Story time.
Um.... I guess this is the Axeman?
Nvm, he's the Axeman.
Hey, 20s witches.
Oh hey, women's suffraget movement? They gonna die.
Yeah bitches, Julius Ceasar that mothafucka. Et tu, Axeman?
This intro still freaks me out.
Zoe is stealing Madison's stuff. Of course.
Absinthe pact. Sure.
Oh my God, a fucking Ouija board. These girls are full of great ideas.
This is the most helpful and forthcoming ghost ever.
Despite being a terrible person, Lange still brings the feels.
This doctor looks like he's five years old. Or like Ralph Machio. Fucking Karate kid.
Zoe is a typical teenager. Forgot about the traumatized Frankenstein running around the city.
"Release" sounds vaguely sexual.
Ohhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiet, Spaulding's blown!
What great acting by Emma Roberts.
Oh poor blind Lana Banana. Clairvoyance is a bitch. Her eyes are freaky.
I bet the Axeman offs what's his face, Hank.
Soon enough! Delia will know the truth! Just keep touching her Lange... Yessssss.
Um, what. Interrogation time. Whoa! Graduated to torture fast!
Lol, this dudes thoughts. Fucking nasty and lol.
Oh, Zoe is now a great detective.
Misty! Yeah!
Frankenkyle! I don't care much for you. Oh... Kay, bathing him. Some of you are happy I assume. PTSD flashes. Damn.
Frankenass is losing his shit. Poor Stevie.
Hank and Angela Bassett whaaaaaaaaaat?
Getting Kyle dressed musta been awkward. Ew, Emma.
New meme idea: Scumbag Zoe. Only calls misty when she needs somebody resurrected. Refuses to hang otherwise.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww this is.... Weird.
Lol, Voodoo Taliban.
Witch hunter!? He married the witch and was around for six years. What a shitty hunter.
So redhead was a firestarter. And wow, this dude is an asshole. Not surprised he got torched.
My god, Angela is amazing with this fucking monologue.
Ohhhhhhh shiiiiiiet, this is not gonna end well for Hank.
Misty, fuck all these crazy people. Run away with me.
Misty spittin' some cold truth here.
Oh shit the Axeman re-cometh.
Lucky for Fiona that she has amnesia. Well, this is pessimistic, black forever.
Axeman is creepy.
Sara Paulson has a hell of a scream.
Zoe just released an undead serial killer upon the world. Oh my God, zoe you are terrible and make poor choices.
Oh my god, he's gonna meet up with Fiona and bang her, isn't he.