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[Kiever Sher]

Off the top of my head, Shawn was going for the elbow drop, Vader wasn't at the right angle or was too close - so Shawn jumped straight down onto both feet and then top-stomped on his head.

Yeah he also screams ''MOVE!'' so I guess Vader was supposed to... move. Really shitty thing to do, apparently Shawn says sorry to Vader in his book. And why do I know about all these wrestling books.

 

[Heel]

Well, apparently Vader never washed his ring gear. Imagine an armpit pin from Vader. I'd be mad too, my brehs.

 

[RP912]

My Top 5 Smelly Wrestlers-

1. Necro Butcher
2. Vader
3. Luke Harper
4. Baston Booger
5. Duke The Dumpster Drowsey

 

[Vylash]

 

[Data West]

I bet Jim Duggan smells fucking awful

 

[Raw64life]

Tons of wrestlers have called out Mark Henry for smelling awful.

 

[miserable]

who was the one who said that Big Shoe smelled pretty awful?

 

[strobogo]

who was the one who said that Big Shoe smelled pretty awful?

Big Boss Man.

 

[miserable]

Big Boss Man.

nah it was somebody more recent

maybe it was Punk

 

[Data West]

X-Pac said Lawler was notorious for not washing his tights, so that's why X-Pac took a dump in his crown.

 

[Fox318]

X-Pac said Lawler was notorious for not washing his tights, so that's why X-Pac took a dump in his crown.

Is there anything he hasn't taken a dump in?

 

[miserable]

so when will "The Vigilante" show up next?

 

[Jimmy King]

At WWE's newest, hottest PPV - Fastlane. VROOM VROOM

 

[Dental Plan]

At WWE's newest, hottest PPV - Fastlane. VROOM VROOM

I hope it marks the return of Bob "Sparky Plug" Holly.

 

[RP912]

One thing I notice about wrestlers...nobody takes a shit in the toilet :/

It's like beneath them :/

 

[Mr. Luchador]

My Top 5 Smelly Wrestlers-

1. Necro Butcher

In a really stupid-but-not-really-but-actually-I'm-kinda-serious-way... Necro Butcher would have been amazing in WWE.

 

[Heroman]

so when will "The Vigilante" show up next?

The rumble.

 

[RP912]

In a really stupid-but-not-really-but-actually-I'm-kinda-serious-way... Necro Butcher would have been amazing in WWE.

You know that would actually work...but honestly he would do wonders in NXT. Since there's no emphasis in nodq/hardcore matches in NXT, imagine butcher coming out of no where and laying out sami leading into a first ever extreme rules match in NXT.

 

[miserable]

The rumble.

maybe he'll be number 30

 

[Browny]

maybe he'll be number 30

I'd rather Necro Butcher be number 30. At least he'd get a decent pop.

 

[slightconfuse]

I'd rather Necro Butcher be number 30. At least he'd get a decent pop.

How about balls Mahoney instead

 

[RP912]

I'd rather Necro Butcher be number 30. At least he'd get a decent pop.

"LUKE HARPER LOOKS DIFFERENT MAGGLE"

 

[Mr. Luchador]

I'd rather Necro Butcher be number 30. At least he'd get a decent pop.

Internet would PING like crazy.

 

[Masquerader]

I wanna see Scott Hall in the Royal Rumble, for some reason. It'd be kinda cool. :c

 

[Mr. Luchador]

I wanna see Scott Hall in the Royal Rumble, for some reason. It'd be kinda cool. :c

Razor's Edge Kofi Kingston out of the ring, but Kofi counters with levitation.

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

Kenny Bolin... Not a wrestler but a manager down in OVW, always smelled like ass when I was near him.

 

[RP912]

I want to see Arn Anderson in the rumble. Dude can still go regardless of retirement. Just give me a spine buster and get eliminated by Reigns for the extra boos.

 

[Jimmy King]

Kenny Bolin... Not a wrestler but a manager down in OVW, always smelled like ass when I was near him.

Wow. Berried.

 

[Masquerader]

Razor's Edge Kofi Kingston out of the ring, but Kofi counters with levitation.

It's a New Day for Chicos.

... I do really want to see the Razor's Edge again. Best Finisher of the 90s, IMO. Really impressive and cool.

 

[bean breath]

Screw yall brahs hating on Meltzer, my dad went to school with him.

Your dad went to San Jose State?

 

[strobogo]

So surprised that so many 300-400 pound men who wear tights and sweat a bunch smell terrible.

 

[Alucard]

You can now watch ROH TV ep.169 for free @ http://rohwrestling.com/tv/current

So good.

 

[bean breath]

The first wrestling company to support native chromecast functionality gets my money.

 

[BronsonLee]

Kenny Bolin... Not a wrestler but a manager down in OVW, always smelled like ass when I was near him.

Yo that dude is superpervert

The first wrestling company to support native chromecast functionality gets my money.

Go Lucha Underground, Go!

 

[RP912]

Dudes...why nobody didn't tell me Dusty had a match with Inoki o_o.

NJPW World is blowing my mind..

 

[British Monsoon]

Dudes...why nobody didn't tell me Dusty had a match with Inoki o_o.

NJPW World is blowing my mind..

I watched that the other day, honestly found it quite dull - Dusty's stalling tactics didn't gel with Inoki and the first half dragged on and on. Finishing stretch was OK though, but there's far better Inoki matches on there.

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

I looked at the card for time and I doubt Okada is going to get his 6 star match with a 17 minute match. They are going to need an extra 25 minutes for the final 2 matches. So I see those 6 and 8 tag matches not getting much and that Suzuki knockout match not even getting close to 10 minutes.

If I had to venture a guess for match times, probably everything except the e main matches (Styles/Naito, Ibushi/Swagsuke, Tanahashi/Okada) will be 10-15 minutes or under with Anderson/Gallows vs. Goto/Shibata, Taguchi/Omega, and Makabe/Ishii probably getting around 15. I could see Styles/Naito and Ibushi/Swagsuke getting about 20 minutes each, while a full 30 gets devoted to Tanahasi/Okada.

So to work that out...

Jr. Tag Title 4-way - 10 min
Six Man - 10 min
8 man - 10 min
Sakuraba/Suzuki - 10 min
Ishii/Makabe - 15 min
Taguchi/Omega - 15 min
Tag title match - 15 min
Styles/Naito - 20 min
Nakamura/Ibushi - 20 min
Tanahashi/Okada - 30 min

That comes to about 2 and a half hours, with the extra hour and a half for entrances and whatnot. You could easily tack on another 5 minutes to a couple of the undercard matches.

Also, I know this is my second time asking (sorry) but I'm looking for somebody to help make some decent images showing the WK9 matches for the OT that I will be making on Dec. 28. If anyone can help me out please respond or PM me.

 

[RP912]

I watched that the other day, honestly found it quite dull - Dusty's stalling tactics didn't gel with Inoki and the first half dragged on and on. Finishing stretch was OK though, but there's far better Inoki matches on there.

yeah...this match been a drag for a good few minutes. Inoki wanted a fight while dusty wanted to wrassle...

 

[strobogo]

Inoki/Dusty sounds like as big of a clash in styles as you could possibly get.

 

[Man God]

Inoki/Dusty sounds like as big of a clash in styles as you could possibly get.

AJ Styles versus AJ Lee in a Clashing Styles Styles Clash match.

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

Your dad went to San Jose State?

High school too brah.

 

[DMczaf]

Steph keeping the FnP Movement alive and well

 

[RP912]

Inoki/Dusty sounds like as big of a clash in styles as you could possibly get.

It's like Hogan wrestling Kenta....it's bowling shoe ugly...

 

[Spider from Mars]

AJ Styles versus AJ Lee in a Clashing Styles Styles Clash match.

AJ Styles vs. Michelle McCool in a finisher match.

 

[slightconfuse]

Started watch in your house 6

Razor vs kid in a crybaby match

 

[RP912]

Started watch in your house 6

Razor vs kid in a crybaby match

That match should have been a ladder match to reach the bottle :/

 

[slightconfuse]

OMG HHH VS DUKE THE DUMPSTER DROESE is next

 

[DMczaf]

Oh my god.

During the month that WWE Network was free and Survivor Series was ABSOLUTELY FREE...the PPV sold 100K at $54.99 a pop.

Night of Champions, during a month where you had to pay for WWE Network sold 50K on PPV.

What. What. What. What.

 

[plagiarize]

Bit late on this discussion (as always).

I love that Mankind vs Shawn match. It's so good on so many levels.

Also, I can vouch for Necro Butcher not being a smelly guy. If you've ever seen him after a show you'd know he scrubs up to the point of almost being unrecognizable. Super nice dude too.

 

[Jimmy King]

The WWE Universe are idiots. That's nothing new.