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June UltraViolent Wrasslin' |OT| This is Small Potatoes!
- Thread starter British Monsoon
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Man that t-shirt is so bad, lol.
Oh, somewhere in this favoured land the sun is shining bright,
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light;
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children
shout,
But there is no joy at Wrestlemaniamighty Sting has struck out.
spindashing
Banned
It's not like we didn't call it: Once Owens made his debut, Bull's spot was done. Then Joe came by and made Bull even more of a punk.
I still have a soft spot for the last of a dying breed. He's still new and can make something of himself.
I liked the "he's fat" gimmick from last week. It resulted in a fun finish to the match and a good angle with Regal.
I don't know if it will end with him slimming down and becoming a better wrestler, showing Regal what he can do in his current state and becoming better or just devolving into a comedy character that eats junk food in the ring all the time.
My hope is for one of the first two.
I don't know if it will end with him slimming down and becoming a better wrestler, showing Regal what he can do in his current state and becoming better or just devolving into a comedy character that eats junk food in the ring all the time.
My hope is for one of the first two.
I don't think a storyline is going to get him in better shape. There's gotta be massive pressure on him to do that already. I don't really care if he does either. I can only really see it going the latter way or just being something they fuck with him with until he's let go.
avengers23
Banned
Since Sting's bat can cut through sledgehammer handles like a fucking Hattori Hanzo sword, letting him use it to play baseball seems counterproductive, at best.
spindashing
Banned
I do hate his singlet, though. Jesus.
I also forgot how built Tazz was back in his prime in ECW.
I also forgot how built Tazz was back in his prime in ECW.
Titus O'Neil would be champ.
spindashing
Banned
avengers23
Banned
Gentlemen, please. We already went through the Black John Cena phase with Darren Young. No need to retread.
FallingEdge
Member
Cult of Kokeshi: The Popularity of Tomoaki Honma
Oh man, I missed part two! Awesome stuff dude, added to the OP.
You're one of us now, Nocturnowl. Hooked on sweet, sweet UltraViolence.
nice article, dood
Fuck it. He'll just turn himself black!
Doo Rag McMahon was the best McMahon.
#FACT
Fuck it. He'll just turn himself black!
Holy FUCK lmao.
The shit I missed out on when I stopped watching wrestling.
I don't know whether to count you lucky or be sad that you missed out on Vince McMahon dancing on the mutilated corpse of ECW.
ECW champion Vince McMachon
Fuck it. He'll just turn himself black!
I had stopped watching for about 10 years myself. Seeing ECW champion Do-Rag Vince for the first time was surreal. What the fuck kind of bizarro world shit was happening while I was away from wrestling?
spindashing
Banned
WWECW was something else. It was basically the NXT of today but rather than HHH having the reigns, I'm sure Vince went crazy.
CM Punk did start coming by around that time and we did have Monty Brown/Marcus Cor Von on the roster for a little bit.
Elijah Burke also had his start, too. Let's not forget Mordecai aka Kevin Thorn, as well.
ECW Vince, well, I still don't know how to feel about that. It's almost similar to how I feel about the NAACP debacle going on, truthfully.
CM Punk did start coming by around that time and we did have Monty Brown/Marcus Cor Von on the roster for a little bit.
Elijah Burke also had his start, too. Let's not forget Mordecai aka Kevin Thorn, as well.
ECW Vince, well, I still don't know how to feel about that. It's almost similar to how I feel about the NAACP debacle going on, truthfully.
Doo Rag McMahon was Vince's attempt to dance on the mutilated corpse of ECW.
It was entertaining, but in an odd way because you knew it was entertaining because he was enjoying himself while getting his rocks off dancing on ECW's grave.
You liked it, but felt dirty because you liked it.
It was entertaining, but in an odd way because you knew it was entertaining because he was enjoying himself while getting his rocks off dancing on ECW's grave.
You liked it, but felt dirty because you liked it.
...that member title.
British Monsoon
Member
LOL! Just what joshi needs: more vanity promotions.
Tournament of Death IX Part 4: ENDGAME
The finale was a plodding sloppy affair that was pretty much two gassed dudes bleeding out and collapsing into the various glass related spots, so really its everything I ever expected it to be.
I could commend the finalists for their spirit to carry on to the finishing line but really its easier just to call them stupid.
Awesome stuff man and that final paragraph pretty much sums up deathmatch wrestling perfectly.
I loved reading your stuff Nocturnowl, also Bootaaay is right - that last paragraph hits the nail on the head
spindashing
Banned
Oh. Speaking of the NAACP stuff, I forgot that Charlie Haas had the fake Black guy gimmick too for a bit around the time he slipped into the Man of a 1000 gimmicks thing.
FlammableD
Banned
Jay Hunter ‏@OSWreview 3 hours ago
1. Yay Joe!!
2. Fuck, WWE needs more fucking branding. 7 is not enough.
1. Yay Joe!!
2. Fuck, WWE needs more fucking branding. 7 is not enough.
WWE playing around with photoshop again
Makes me want a Cesaro vs Rhyno match.
the best wrestlers make you want a match with anyone even if the opponent sucks.
I mean if I told everyone here that Rock, Austin, or a healthy and young Bret Hart were coming back to wrestle The Miz we would all be disappointed it wasn't somebody better but we'd all be excited for the match.
I dunno. I still remember The Rock And John Cena Vs The Miz And R-Truth.
But Rock vs Cena sold like a billion seats
I would actually care about Bull Dempsey.
Man that's great!
Perspicacity
Banned
RIP dream 
Can't believe we lost both in one day
Can't believe we lost both in one day
That's my point. You'd still be excited for the match. A good wrestler or somebody you think is a good wrestler is a draw regardless of the opponent.
Miz might be a bad example for the rock but we'd probably be morbidly curious how the match would pan out.