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[shinra-bansho]

Hillarybot can just activate her cry program again to win NH.

 

[Mrs. Manky]

Please proceed.

How is Carson still that high? HOW?

It seems that Republican women like the BBC (Big Ben Carson).

 

[adamsappel]

Sorry if I'm rambling. I'm excited. I just received confirmation that I won a $5000 Scholarship for my short story. It's also up for publication representing young, queer writers.

This seems to have slipped notice. Congratulations!

 

[theprodigy]

How is Carson still that high? HOW?

literally Diablosing over data a month old

also anyone care to link RCP or other poll averages for the 08 primary?

 

[User 463088]

This seems to have slipped notice. Congratulations!

Thank you.

I managed to follow it up by the worst interview I've ever had in my life. No idea if I got the job or not, but I think the woman hated me.

 

[Plinko]

literally Diablosing over data a month old

also anyone care to link RCP or other poll averages for the 08 primary?

Not Diablosing at all. He's done as a candidate.

I just don't get how that many people find him favorable. Old data would explain it, though.

 

[soul creator]

Ladies and gents.. Chelsea is pregnant again.

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/263947-chelsea-clinton-announces-pregnancy

PD putting in work

 

[Wilsongt]

Lol @ Trump wanting an apology from Hillary and she goes "Hell no."

 

[Y2Kev]

If you don't think Rubio is getting the nom, then you think Cruz is. Ain't nobody else who will. So that's pretty bad if Cruz gets it.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Thank you.

I managed to follow it up by the worst interview I've ever had in my life. No idea if I got the job or not, but I think the woman hated me.

Congrats Adam..
You should have shown her your Neogaf account. That would have won her over.

 

[Y2Kev]

Oh also what is the Carson campaign doing with all the money it claims to have raised?

 

[Iolo]

Hillarybot can just activate her cry program again to win NH.

No one seemed to notice she activated it in the debate, during the opiate scourge question.

 

[B-Dubs]

Oh also what is the Carson campaign doing with all the money it claims to have raised?

Laundering it through a series of SuperPACs I suppose

 

[Iolo]

Oh also what is the Carson campaign doing with all the money it claims to have raised?

 

[Tarkus]

Oh also what is the Carson campaign doing with all the money it claims to have raised?

Production and recording of "A Very Candy Christmas."

https://www.bencarson.com/candy-christmas
prepare to shudder

 

[Coriolanus]

How in the name of fuck is carson that respected amongst college graduates?

 

[Mrs. Manky]

Is there another Eminem song they can convert into a gospel jam?

I suggest "Just Lose It", because that's what Carson is doing right now.

 

[User 463088]

Congrats Adam..
You should have shown her your Neogaf account. That would have won her over.

Thanks Maybe I did better than I thought. I made them laugh so who knows. I just felt like I did terribly.

Is there another Eminem song they can convert into a gospel jam?

I suggest "Just Lose It", because that's what Carson is doing right now.

"Cleaning Out My Closet"

Oh wait, that would work for Senator Graham. Never mind.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Thanks Maybe I did better than I thought. I made them laugh so who knows. I just felt like I did terribly

I'm sure you did fine. Making them laugh is a good thing.

 

[Makai]

Obvious Ben Carson song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c93n53XSf2A

 

[User 463088]

I'm sure you did fine. Making them laugh is a good thing.

: bro fist :

I'll find out within 2 days either way.

 

[AntoneM]

Who was the last President to have a son living in the White House?

Kennedy??

 

[Mrs. Manky]

Who was the last President to have a son living in the White House?

Kennedy??

Did Reagan's son live in the White House? Or was he too old?

 

[AntoneM]

How in the name of fuck is carson that respected amongst college graduates?

I think you mean among Republican and Republican leaning college graduates

 

[Ecotic]

Did Reagan's son live in the White House? Or was he too old?

I imagine he was too old, he would have been in his early 20's by inauguration.

 

[HylianTom]

Trump just moments ago, in Michigan:
"Where did Hillary go? They had to start the debate without her. I know where she went. It's too disgusting. It's disgusting,"

...

Ewwwww.. she went to the potty!

 

[B-Dubs]

Trump just moments ago, in Michigan:
"Where did Hillary go? They had to start the debate without her. I know where she went. It's too disgusting. It's disgusting,"

...

Ewwwww.. she went to the potty!

Oh Trump, is there any low you won't stoop too?

I'm not sure if this is the golden age of satire, in that it's become super easy, or that the line has been blurred far too much.

 

[kingkitty]

I heard Hillary didn't flush. Another reason she's unelectable.

 

[Makai]

Trump had to tell people not to applaud lol

 

[HylianTom]

Oh Trump, is there any low you won't stoop too?

I'm not sure if this is the golden age of satire, in that it's become super easy, or that the line has been blurred far too much.

He was one step away from pulling a Sarah Silverman.

Spoiler

(i.e., screaming "DOOOODIIEEEEEEE!" at the audience)

 

[B-Dubs]

He was one step away from pulling a Sarah Silverman.

Spoiler

(i.e., screaming "DOOOODIIEEEEEEE!" at the audience)

Hes giving us the most entertaining campaign of all fucking time. If he revealed that this was all some crazy satire/parody type thing I would believe it.

 

[Makai]

Trump said he is a free trader but will tax Chinese car imports 35%

 

[Teggy]

So he's implying that Trump and Trump supporters don't poop.

 

[User 463088]

I thought we already agreed Hillary doesn't use the back door.

She pays people to poop for her. She's part of the 1%. Bernie, he doesn't even use toilet paper. That's millionaire and billionaire speak. Toilet paper is the paper of the oligarchy.

 

[Coriolanus]

I think you mean among Republican and Republican leaning college graduates

Still college graduates. How in blazes does that man score BETTER amongst them? Does not compute.

Then again, i did go through a public postgrad where the teachers bragged about voting for a governor that slashed the fuck out of their salaries and pensions shortly after the election, so denial truly isn't etc etc

 

[Yellowtail]

Looks like Team Bernie successfully stole Clinton's voter data. They've found a way to target Adam.

 

[Brawndo Addict]

Push to new page.

 

[Hexa]

Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttt...
Trump started off the Grand Rapids, Michigan rally by defending Putin and joking around about killing journalists. This guy. This fucking guy. He's amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo&feature=youtu.be

Also, at this point it looks like he's enjoying his protesters as his crowd begins chanting his name and USA everytime someone does. lol

 

[User 463088]

Looks like Team Bernie successfully stole Clinton's voter data. They've found a way to target Adam.

I make it a policy to not date men who Bern. That shit never goes away.

 

[Wilsongt]

I make it a policy to not date men who Bern. That shit never goes away.

I agree.

 

[HylianTom]

Just when it couldn't get any more surreal:

Donald Trump says of Hillary Clinton's 2008 primary race against Obama: "She got schlonged. She lost."

"Schlonged?"

 

[Yellowtail]

Just when it couldn't get any more surreal:

Donald Trump says of Hillary Clinton's 2008 primary race against Obama: "She got schlonged. She lost."

"Schlonged?"

Obama did come from behind.

 

[User 463088]

Just when it couldn't get any more surreal:

Donald Trump says of Hillary Clinton's 2008 primary race against Obama: "She got schlonged. She lost."

"Schlonged?"

Ya, but.....

 

[Officerrob]

Just when it couldn't get any more surreal:

Donald Trump says of Hillary Clinton's 2008 primary race against Obama: "She got schlonged. She lost."

"Schlonged?"

Perhaps someone should remind Trump that the Republican god Ronald Reagan "lost" in 1976

 

[User 406]

Trump just moments ago, in Michigan:
"Where did Hillary go? They had to start the debate without her. I know where she went. It's too disgusting. It's disgusting,"

...

Ewwwww.. she went to the potty!

Insert "Ivana Tinkle" joke here.

 

[RustyNails]

Just when it couldn't get any more surreal:

Donald Trump says of Hillary Clinton's 2008 primary race against Obama: "She got schlonged. She lost."

"Schlonged?"

Trump is also a wordsmith like Palin, but lot less stupid. He also coined "bigly" as in "I'm beating everyone in polls bigly!"

 

[Mrs. Manky]

Looks like Team Bernie successfully stole Clinton's voter data. They've found a way to target Adam.

No Killer Mike, no sale.

 

[sc0la]

No Killer Mike, no sale.

That's the centerfold. Topless. Bernie boxer shorts

Just when it couldn't get any more surreal:

Donald Trump says of Hillary Clinton's 2008 primary race against Obama: "She got schlonged. She lost."

"Schlonged?"

Time to shlort sHillary futures.

 

[neurosisxeno]

I don't think anyone in their right mind doesn't think Bernie has a good chance of taking NH. He's basically a home town boi up in there. In fact, he should win commandingly.

That is an incredibly silly thing to say if you knew peoples views in the area. Bernie has qualities that people in NH like, but it has nothing to do with proximity, because most of the people in the NE hate those from neighboring states. I didn't vote for Romney because he was Governor of Mass, and I sure as shit wouldn't vote for Kelly Ayotte just because she's from my sister state. I was in Manchester in July and people legitimately loved Trump for president there--Vermont on the other side of the line thinks he's an absolute joke. They had huge Trump 2016 signs on main roads (the size of billboards) which they didn't have for any other candidate.

 

[RustyNails]

That is an incredibly silly thing to say if you knew peoples views in the area. Bernie has qualities that people in NH like, but it has nothing to do with proximity, because most of the people in the NE hate those from neighboring states. I didn't vote for Romney because he was Governor of Mass, and I sure as shit wouldn't vote for Kelly Ayotte just because she's from my sister state. I was in Manchester in July and people legitimately loved Trump for president there--Vermont on the other side of the line thinks he's an absolute joke. They had huge Trump 2016 signs on main roads (the size of billboards) which they didn't have for any other candidate.

Speaking of deep blue states with bat crazy republicans, so a new poll came out for Illinois and Trump is trouncing everyone in Cook and Lake counties, the two biggest counties in the state (Cook is where Chicagoland is located) by double digits. Heard it on local news, and the state Republican party leaders are expecting Illinois to be in play this election. Usually by the time Illinois primaries roll out, the presumptive nominee is all but crowned. But they said it's not going to be the case this cycle.