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PoliGAF 2016 |OT10| Jill Stein Inflatable Love Doll
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User 463088
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Did someone post an Animorphs reference? I'm hung over af, and I'm canvassing in like three hours. I've made several mistakes lol
Rebel Leader
THE POWER OF BUTTERSCOTCH BOTTOMS
Yes uea ys
Stop being drunk, there are only 2 ways you are allowed to drunk in poligaf
- Hillary becomes president
- Trump becomes president
Anything elae is not allowed
Tarkus
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Me too. Not canvassing though. Terrapin Hi-10 mango habanero double IPA. Ugh, my head.
nature boy
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So I guess the Secret Service has to talk to Trump again?
cartoon_soldier
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What's cable news media doing this fine morning?
BenjaminBirdie
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This was a really good post.
User 463088
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We went to a shitty dive bar, and idk what I actually had. But I had a lot, enough so that I forgot about the drag queens that were at the far superior gay bar. Mess.
cartoon_soldier
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May I request to see canvassing pictures.
User 463088
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I kinda have a no pic-GAF rule. Sorry. Just....people are crazy and I'm going with the boys. But, I'll give a full report depending on how many houses we end up hitting.
This is a good rule.
cartoon_soldier
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I kinda have a no pic-GAF rule. Sorry. Just....people are crazy and I'm going with the boys. But, I'll give a full report depending on how many houses we end up hitting.
Okay, full report also works.
User 463088
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No worries.
It's shitty weather, so it's going to be fun. Almost fall in Ohio! Yessss.
nature boy
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Good day
Indeed. Good riddance.
His campaign has a Twitter bot that retweets anything with the words 'Trump' and 'greatest' in the title.
Finale Fireworker
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My friend and I have a running joke about foot fetishism and the kinds of comments creepy guys make on Instagram.
A while ago, I typed a message in response to an HRC campaign text, took a screenshot without sending it, and deleted the conversation. I sent the pic to my friend and we had our laugh. But now, every time I get a new text from the HRC campaign, my phone remembers the text I never sent and it appears automatically in the message field. It gets me every time.
Abuela sweetie please become to Ohio,make my dreams true 😍😍😍
Edit: For some context, in case the concept of this joke seems bizarre, the truth is even stranger: http://www.vice.com/read/hillary-clinton-wikifeet-foot-fetish-virgil-texas
A while ago, I typed a message in response to an HRC campaign text, took a screenshot without sending it, and deleted the conversation. I sent the pic to my friend and we had our laugh. But now, every time I get a new text from the HRC campaign, my phone remembers the text I never sent and it appears automatically in the message field. It gets me every time.
Abuela sweetie please become to Ohio,make my dreams true 😍😍😍
Edit: For some context, in case the concept of this joke seems bizarre, the truth is even stranger: http://www.vice.com/read/hillary-clinton-wikifeet-foot-fetish-virgil-texas
eBay Huckster
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I will fight you.
User 85168
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I once successfully drove out of Ohio. It was an ordeal.
Now they can never leave.
Dubbedinenglish
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They are not in Ohio, Ohio has surrounded them.
That might be what Team Clinton was hoping for.. =P
Let's hope they dont breed.
balladofwindfishes
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Ohio has Cedar Point, the Rock Hall and a couple of pretty nice zoos, so you're alright in my book.
FloydtheFathead
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You deserve Hack
AM Joy starting off well. These Republicans trying to defend Trump.. Well it was just his opinion as a private citizen. And? You can go back and find video of Hillary saying birther stuff. No you can't. Well you probably can, it's true. No it's not.
Is Team Trump going to be successful at flustering Hillary at the debate to make it seem like she started it herself? They've got a memo that doesn't talk about birtherism, a fired staffer for circulating an anonymous email, and Blumenthal accusations.
Is Team Trump going to be successful at flustering Hillary at the debate to make it seem like she started it herself? They've got a memo that doesn't talk about birtherism, a fired staffer for circulating an anonymous email, and Blumenthal accusations.
nature boy
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Focused.
Finale Fireworker
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Whenever we talk about Ohio, I am reminded of an anecdote a student teacher from Massachusetts told me once.
They were supervising a bunch of fifth graders who were making posters in pairs for an American geography project. Every pair had to make a poster about one of the fifty states. The pair that was doing Ohio included a little boy who had just moved from Ohio over the summer. On his poster, he was spending a lot of time coloring in "I Heart Ohio" with a big red Ohio in place of the heart.
His partner was getting upset because she had to do the whole rest of the poster while the Ohio native colored in a big red outline of the state. They were getting increasingly frustrated because "I Ohio Ohio" didn't make any sense. The boy just kept saying "Ohio is a heart," then eventually stopped talking entirely, leaving his partner to do the rest of the poster on her own because he was too preoccupied. She complained to the student teacher, who then suggested to the boy that he take a break coloring in Ohio and work on the the rest of the poster. He threw a small fit and said, forcefully, "Ohio is a heart! It's a heart!", which attracted a lot of attention from neighboring groups who wanted to see what was going on.
None of the east coast fifth graders could comprehend the fact that Ohio is vaguely heart shaped, but several kids latched on to the idea could abstractly stand in for a heart. So they started copying his design for their own posters and produced "I ❤️ Delaware" and "I ❤️ Louisiana" graphics with the shape of Delaware and Louisiana in place of the hearts. As more and more kids saw other kids mimicking this graphic, they started hastily adding the design to their posters too. When the presentations began, it became clear that almost every group had included the design in some capacity.
The Ohio boy was furious and kept saying "it only works for Ohio! Ohio is a heart!" Which prompted other kids to feel the need to explain in all of their presentations that their state, too, represented a heart.
All because only the kid who was actually from Ohio thought the state actually resembled a heart shape and none of the other kids had the comprehension skills to understand what he was actually saying when he insisted that "Ohio is a heart."
I guess it was a travesty and the student teacher had to intervene in almost every presentation because people were fighting about who came up with the idea and why "I Ohio Ohio" was okay but "I Missouri Missouri" was not.
They were supervising a bunch of fifth graders who were making posters in pairs for an American geography project. Every pair had to make a poster about one of the fifty states. The pair that was doing Ohio included a little boy who had just moved from Ohio over the summer. On his poster, he was spending a lot of time coloring in "I Heart Ohio" with a big red Ohio in place of the heart.
His partner was getting upset because she had to do the whole rest of the poster while the Ohio native colored in a big red outline of the state. They were getting increasingly frustrated because "I Ohio Ohio" didn't make any sense. The boy just kept saying "Ohio is a heart," then eventually stopped talking entirely, leaving his partner to do the rest of the poster on her own because he was too preoccupied. She complained to the student teacher, who then suggested to the boy that he take a break coloring in Ohio and work on the the rest of the poster. He threw a small fit and said, forcefully, "Ohio is a heart! It's a heart!", which attracted a lot of attention from neighboring groups who wanted to see what was going on.
None of the east coast fifth graders could comprehend the fact that Ohio is vaguely heart shaped, but several kids latched on to the idea could abstractly stand in for a heart. So they started copying his design for their own posters and produced "I ❤️ Delaware" and "I ❤️ Louisiana" graphics with the shape of Delaware and Louisiana in place of the hearts. As more and more kids saw other kids mimicking this graphic, they started hastily adding the design to their posters too. When the presentations began, it became clear that almost every group had included the design in some capacity.
The Ohio boy was furious and kept saying "it only works for Ohio! Ohio is a heart!" Which prompted other kids to feel the need to explain in all of their presentations that their state, too, represented a heart.
All because only the kid who was actually from Ohio thought the state actually resembled a heart shape and none of the other kids had the comprehension skills to understand what he was actually saying when he insisted that "Ohio is a heart."
I guess it was a travesty and the student teacher had to intervene in almost every presentation because people were fighting about who came up with the idea and why "I Ohio Ohio" was okay but "I Missouri Missouri" was not.
AntraxSuicide
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He can never let anything go. I've never seen someone hold grudges like this.
DrForester
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RustyNails
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Jimmy Failon last night
Now THAT is funnyJimmy Failon last night
balladofwindfishes
Member
Is the media still going after Trump today?
Edit: foxnews.com has a negative story about Trump as their headline story. So I guess they still are.
Kind of bizarre to see Fox News' website not have any negative articles on Hillary on the front page...
Edit: foxnews.com has a negative story about Trump as their headline story. So I guess they still are.
Kind of bizarre to see Fox News' website not have any negative articles on Hillary on the front page...
Androidsleeps
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This talking point is some next level fuckery.
When he agreed on the Iraq War he was just expressing his opinion as a private citizen; but when he "opposed" it he was being a savant in foreign policy. ?????!!!
This shit was even brought up in Bill Maher's show by a robotic smiling trained woman who seem to be a professional in diversion and repeating a rehearsed script over and over, and Bill was just nonchalantly moving on to the next question.
Can't wait for his campaign to push for his brilliant vision regarding the Libya intervention being a disaster, even though there's a video of his orange face asking for an intervention.
Mighty Chin
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Bill Maher was sad last night with Kellyanne Conway. Zero teeth.
nature boy
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UhJimmy Failon last night
Fallon reaches a lot of people and she looks energic. A light jab doesn't hurt.
A fool and his (small business) money...
shinra-bansho
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Fallon is vapid trash regardless. I have no idea why he even has a show.
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