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[User 463088]

Oh lord, I ate too much cheese.
Send help.

 

[Nafai1123]

So...I visited r/altright today. It was a huge mistake.

 

[Debirudog]

Oh lord, I ate too much cheese.
Send help.

Good luck in the bathroom.

 

[User 463088]

Good luck in the bathroom.

I think I'm dying and not in the good way.
More like Harambe.

 

[Tarkus]

Oh lord, I ate too much cheese.
Send help.

Glycerin suppository. You're welcome

 

[Iolo]

AZ polls should be closing now, no?

 

[whyamihere]

AZ polls should be closing now, no?

Yeah but they take forever to process their results.

 

[johnsmith]

Oh lord, I ate too much cheese.
Send help.

 

[User 463088]

Howard Dean just said that Mexico is the longest border other than Canada that we have.

I mean. Okay. That's.....okay.

 

[Iolo]

Oh lord, I ate too much cheese.
Send help.

I'll send a firefighter to help you out

Gene Parmesan!

 

[User 463088]

I'll send a firefighter to help you out

Gene Parmesan!

I GET THIS REFERENCE.

 

[Crayons]

Howard Dean just said that Mexico is the longest border other than Canada that we have.

I mean. Okay. That's.....okay.

well...he's not wrong

 

[shem935]

Howard Dean just said that Mexico is the longest border other than Canada that we have.

I mean. Okay. That's.....okay.

Technically correct, the best kind of correct.

 

[Holmes]

AZ polls should be closing now, no?

No official results until the top of the hour but some stuff might trickle in.

 

[Slayven]

They're now on Our Revolution. There are like 4 of them. Which...is kinda sad. I disagreed with them, and their method, but I liked their passion.

I bet they spend most of their time arguing at each other

 

[User 463088]

well...he's not wrong

Technically correct, the best kind of correct.

I need to get me one of these talking head deals. Seriously. I can say this shit for $15 an hour. That's gotta be cheaper than what they're paying Howard Dean.

Hahaha

The Mexican President is like "Um, we have no confirmation of a meeting, we invited both of them though...."

 

[Teggy]

Howard Dean just said that Mexico is the longest border other than Canada that we have.

I mean. Okay. That's.....okay.

Well we technically border Russia, I think. And the North Pole (president: Santa). And Atlantis.

 

[thefro]

Howard Dean just said that Mexico is the longest border other than Canada that we have.

I mean. Okay. That's.....okay.

You forgot Russia!

 

[Iolo]

It's like when someone says "drop by any time" but they don't actually expect you to show up

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Well we technically border Russia, I think. And the North Pole (president: Santa). And Atlantis.

We need to build a wall around us to keep Cthulhu out.

 

[Retro]

Howard Dean just said that Mexico is the longest border other than Canada that we have.

I mean. Okay. That's.....okay.

Just trying to educate all those people who want a wall on the Atlantic to keep Muslims out.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

What is we let Trump go to Mexico...then build a wall to keep him out!

 

[User 463088]

What is we let Trump go to Mexico...then build a wall to keep him out!

If we send Trump to Mexico, wouldn't that just confirm his racist stance that we don't send the best across the border?

 

[Slayven]

Rodgers replied: “Matter of fact, where our ancestors came from, from the Indian Ocean all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, that’s 4,000 miles and we want to go back and help with the highways all the way across, to create jobs, train rails, pipelines, oil, petroleum. They create jobs for young people that can’t find jobs here, that the Democrats have not did.”

“I think it would give young people in prison [jobs] just like Great Britain did,” he opined.

“So you are suggesting young people in trouble should go back to Africa, perhaps to find jobs?” the CNN host pressed.

“Not to go back, but I say to return,” Rodgers insisted. “It’s a clause in the United Nations charter, our right to return, to help build infrastructure. Everybody don’t want to stay here. We are skilled people.”

https://www.rawstory.com/2016/08/nc...by-returning-blacks-to-africa-to-build-roads/

 

[whyamihere]

I know Kelli Ward won't win, but I really want her to.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

https://www.rawstory.com/2016/08/nc...by-returning-blacks-to-africa-to-build-roads/

My mind is full of fuck reading that excerpt.. Does it get worse?

 

[Aaron Strife]

I know Kelli Ward won't win, but I really want her to.

Sup. Would turn a Lean R into a Likely D.

In an open seat contest, Jeff Flake was a much better candidate and still only won by 3 points in 2012 while Romney was romping at the top of the ticket. Ward would get demolished.

 

[Suikoguy]

If not for the United Nations Charter bit, i'd almost believe that was a real article and not from the Onion.

Nice try.

 

[User 463088]

So that pastor who tweeted the cartoon with Hillary in black face?
He just tweeted it again....just without the black face.
Okay.

 

[Slayven]

So that pastor who tweeted the cartoon with Hillary in black face?
He just tweeted it again....just without the black face.
Okay.

New challenger, don't know where they digging them up from

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

https://www.rawstory.com/2016/08/nc...by-returning-blacks-to-africa-to-build-roads/

I uhh. How do you respond to that. I imagine there is going to be some massive network parties once Trump loses, these people probably can't wait to be free of Trump supporters.

 

[RustyNails]

https://www.rawstory.com/2016/08/nc...by-returning-blacks-to-africa-to-build-roads/

Ben Carson's doppleganger?

 

[User 463088]

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 1m1 minute ago
I have accepted the invitation of President Enrique Pena Nieto, of Mexico, and look very much forward to meeting him tomorrow.

 

[Tarydax]

https://www.rawstory.com/2016/08/nc...by-returning-blacks-to-africa-to-build-roads/

They keep bringing new, terrible surrogates in and they still manage to surprise me every single time.

It reads like he wants to turn Africa into a massive penal colony for Americans.

 

[User 463088]

Guy in the navy shirt behind Trump right now is hot.

 

[Tarkus]

Guy in the navy shirt behind Trump right now is hot.

Would you?

 

[User 463088]

Would you?

I mean, no conversation, no eye contact, head down, bangs forward no spook?

Yes.

 

[CygnusXS]

I know this isn't a new surprise, but why is he in Everett?

Oh he just asked the same thing.

 

[RustyNails]

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 1m1 minute ago
I have accepted the invitation of President Enrique Pena Nieto, of Mexico, and look very much forward to meeting him tomorrow.

Wait, it's happening? Omg, his security detail needs to be turned into an army.

 

[Teggy]

So Trump is going to meet the President of Mexico, tell him to stop sending rapists and order him to pay for a wall?

Jennifer Epstein
2h
Jennifer Epstein‏ @jeneps
Wow. At a single fundraiser in Sagaponack today with about 10 attendees, Clinton raised at least $2.5 million

Clinton raking in the cash. Where does this money go? Can Clinton raise money for the PAC? Obviously this is way over the maximum.

 

[Iolo]

So Trump is going to meet the President of Mexico, tell him to stop sending rapists and order him to pay for a wall?




Clinton raking in the cash. Where does this money go? Can Clinton raise money for the PAC? Obviously this is way over the maximum.

Joint fundraising
Max 2700 / donor to campaign, rest to party

 

[Joeytj]

Mexican Presidency just confirmed that Donald Trump will meet with Peña Nieto tomorrow, but in private:

El Señor @realDonaldTrump has accepted the invitation and will meet tomorrow in private with President Peña Nieto

Da fuq. A foolish move by both. I highly doubt Peña actually thought Trump would accept right away.

 

[Suikoguy]

Joint fundraising
Max 2700 / donor to campaign, rest to party

Yeah, there really should be percent limits on money that can be transferred through.

 

[Debirudog]

Maximum pandering...

 

[Dominican Power]

Why doesn't this asshole ever mention gun violence? smh

 

[Boke1879]

I can't see this meeting being anything more than formalities and maybe a simple conversation.

He'll try to tie this into his immigration speech somehow though.

 

[Dominican Power]

Trump is really talking about The Republican Party.

 

[RustyNails]

I can't see this meeting being anything more than formalities and maybe a simple conversation.

He'll try to tie this into his immigration speech somehow though.

He'll go one step further and say Nieto agreed to pay for the wall. By the time denials happen, the lie has reached half way around the world.

 

[Suikoguy]

I can't see this meeting being anything more than formalities and maybe a simple conversation.

He'll try to tie this into his immigration speech somehow though.

Hmm, will it be more legit than Sanders "meeting" the pope?

 

[Dominican Power]

Trump revising history.