The verdict: John Kasich is as New York as a discount I [Heart] NY T-shirt at a kiosk in Newark airport.
The verdict: Ted Cruz is as New York as a party of Citigroup analysts sitting front-row at American Psycho: The Musical.
The verdict: Donald Trump is as New York as accidentally giving inaccurate subway directions to a tourist.
The verdict: Hillary Clinton is as New York as an NYU freshman from Minneapolis taking a trip on the Sex and the City tour bus.
The verdict: Bernie Sanders is New York.
From the moment the Vermont senator opens his mouth, he is unmistakably, yuuugely New York.
A cantankerous Brooklyn-born Jewish political activist who has made disrupting the plans of a Westchester millionaire his lifes mission, Bernie Sanders is the hero in every little-guy-takes-on-City-Hall movie about New York: hes Davis in Manhattan, hes Vito in Do The Right Thing, hes Tess McGill in Working Girl, hes Jack Kelly in Newsies.
If being a New Yorker means missing what New York used to be, then Sanders is the apotheosis of what New York used to be: gritty, unrefined, without pretense or prevarication. Hes cranky, hes overconfident, hes a little fuzzy on the details hes exactly what was promised to every kid who dreamed of getting out of the suburbs or the heartland or some other city that still didnt feel like The City. Hes New York before the M&M Store, before CBGB became a John Varvatos, before 5 Pointz was painted over and turned into condos.
If Donald Trump is what every non-New Yorker thinks of when they think of New York, Bernie Sanders is what every New Yorker thinks of when they think of real New York.