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Does anyone remember when the polls had Obama winning so much, that even the unskewed polls started to show Obama winning, and the guy had to re-unskew them to produce a Romney win?
Fucking classic.
As I recall, Dean Chambers (the Unskewed Polls guy) had been re-weighting polls to match Rasmussen's partisan breakdowns, then decided that Rasmussen's were "skewed" as well.
My favorite part was when he started conducting his own online poll. It was literally one of those polls that anyone could fill out, but he thought that applying some partisan and demographic weights would make it just as good as a real scientific poll.
Then after the election he decided that Obama only won through voter fraud, and as "evidence" noted that several precincts in Cleveland and Philadelphia recorded zero votes for Romney. If you think about it for just one second, just about the dumbest way to commit fraud would be to transfer all the votes in a precinct from one candidate to another. All you'd have to do to expose the fraud is find the Romney voters in that precinct.
I did still think a lot of the snark thrown at conservatives for convincing themselves that Romney was winning that election was unfair, though. Unskewed Polls was obviously moronic, but there was a lot of sneering over "facts have a liberal bias" and how it was so obvious that Obama was winning because the polls showed him winning and you'd have to be dumb not to see that and liberals would never fall for it. The truth, however, is that supporters of losing candidates, regardless of party, will play those kinds of tricks on themselves. As bad as "Romney's winning independents so he must be winning overall" may have been, it wasn't really worse than "undecideds break for the challenger, so any poll that has Bush under 50 is really showing a Kerry lead." And certainly I'd argue that Seth Abramson claiming that Arizona is a Sanders win because Clinton's margin came from early votes is actually more delusional than anything Dean Chambers came up with four years ago.