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[plagiarize]

Ketchup on steak is bad, ketchup on beef in a hamburger is good. It's what it says in the rules book.

Only on trash burgers.

 

[thezerofire]

I like ketchup on my steak? I like my steak well done, with like a bit of a burnt crust on the outside...and then you smother it with ketchup. Don't you all put ketchup on steak?

this is too much

 

[Paskil]

Trump likes his steak well done. You're a goddamn monster, Adam. Here's a dry aged ribeye I cooked for an hour sous vide and then seared for like a minute on each side in a cast iron skillet.

That's a steak. Abort, abort, posting picture to try to save the ship from going down!

 

[User 463088]

 

[bananas]

Hand on heart, I'm 100% serious. Why do you all not put ketchup on steak? It's delicious. Otherwise, it just tastes like fucking meat. I'm not fucking with you all. My favorite meal is steak (well done), with fried shrimp. I dip my shrimp in sour cream and I put ketchup on my steak.....

Is this like some meme I'm not familiar with?

Otherwise, it just tastes like fucking meat.

 

[plagiarize]

Trump likes his steak well done. You're a goddamn monster, Adam. Here's a dry aged ribeye I cooked for an hour sous vide and then seared for like a minute on each side in a cast iron skillet.



That's a steak.

Steak should taste like meat. That looks amazing.

 

[bananas]

Trump likes his steak well done. You're a goddamn monster, Adam. Here's a dry aged ribeye I cooked for an hour sous vide and then seared for like a minute on each side in a cast iron skillet.

That's a steak.

I got a Ribeye that I was gonna grill up tomorrow, but I might just do it tonight.

 

[User 463088]

I couldn put that piece of meat in my mouth.

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First time I've ever said that.

If there's any pink, it has to go back. I want it extra well. Slightly burnt, actually.

 

[plagiarize]

Next you'll be telling me you put ketchup on sushi.

 

[Suikoguy]

I'm just sitting here laughing my ass off.

 

[bananas]

I couldn put that piece of meat in my mouth.

Spoiler

First time I've ever said that.

If there's any pink, it has to go back. I want it extra well. Slightly burnt, actually.

You are a mess.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

To be fair, I'd have to douse an "extra well done" steak in something, possibly even ketchup.

 

[User 463088]

Next you'll be telling me you put ketchup on sushi.

Of course not. If I'm eating it at home I mix a little soy sauce in mayo with a touch of Old Bay.

 

[royalan]

What's wrong with shrimp and sour cream? Sour cream is the base for some fine, fine sauces.

Shrimp with sour cream, chives and a tad bit of horseradish? yum.

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Can't defend the steak and catsup thing though.

 

[thezerofire]

I couldn put that piece of meat in my mouth.

Spoiler

First time I've ever said that.

If there's any pink, it has to go back. I want it extra well. Slightly burnt, actually.

 

[Paskil]

Adam, doll, get some prime or dry aged beef. Steak is supposed to taste like meat, silly goose. Do you only take dinger with whipped cream or chocolate syrup? Otherwise, it just tastes like penis.

 

[bananas]

Like, why not just go get some leather and slap some ketchup on it at that point.

 

[plagiarize]

To be fair, I'd have to douse an "extra well done" steak in something, possibly even ketchup.

No way man. Garlic butter. Or a spicy BBQ sauce. Or a truffle aioli or something. But never ketchup.

 

[User 463088]

What's wrong with shrimp and sour cream? Sour cream is the base for some fine, fine sauces.

Shrimp with sour cream, chives and a tad bit of horseradish? yum.

Spoiler

Can't defend the steak and catsup thing though.

: Bro fist :

The reason I can't do meat not 100% well done, is when I was little I watched that episode of Oprah about mad cow disease or whatever. And I remember there being a picture of a really, really rare steak in the thing. And it freaked me out so bad.....I used to not eat meat at all for like 10 years. So.....

 

[Wilsongt]

I miss Ivy. Where is our Queen Gay?

 

[plagiarize]

Of course not. If I'm eating it at home I mix a little soy sauce in mayo with a touch of Old Bay.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I actually believe you. Hahahahaha. Oh man. Mayo? Mayo!?!?! Old bay?

 

[bananas]

: Bro fist :

The reason I can't do meat not 100% well done, is when I was little I watched that episode of Oprah about mad cow disease or whatever. And I remember there being a picture of a really, really rare steak in the thing. And it freaked me out so bad.....I used to not eat meat at all for like 10 years. So.....

The blood is what gives it it's flavor 😛

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

No way man. Garlic butter. Or a spicy BBQ sauce. Or a truffle aioli or something. But never ketchup.

I just mean if ketchup was all that was on the table I'd probably go for it rather than, you know, risk choking.

 

[Wallach]

To be fair, I'd have to douse an "extra well done" steak in something, possibly even ketchup.

I'd "douse" it in the wastebin where it belongs.

 

[BitStyle]

I look up and Tuesday is right around the corner.

I like ketchup on my steak? I like my steak well done, with like a bit of a burnt crust on the outside...and then you smother it with ketchup. Don't you all put ketchup on steak?

smh, ruining some perfectly good steak.

 

[User 463088]

Adam, doll, get some prime or dry aged beef. Steak is supposed to taste like meat, silly goose. Do you only take dinger with whipped cream or chocolate syrup? Otherwise, it just tastes like penis.

I mean...no? But, the taste of like meat is kinda icky to me. I'm not a huge meat eater. I have a very narrow palate of meat I will eat. And it all has to be extra well done.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I actually believe you. Hahahahaha. Oh man. Mayo? Mayo!?!?! Old bay?

I love Old Bay seasoning. You take some Old Bay, some mayo, soy sauce and a sprinkle of dill and it makes a good dipping sauce for sushi.

 

[Dan]

Why on earth would you ever spend the time and/or money on steak to just make it taste like ketchup?

 

[Suikoguy]

: Bro fist :

The reason I can't do meat not 100% well done, is when I was little I watched that episode of Oprah about mad cow disease or whatever. And I remember there being a picture of a really, really rare steak in the thing. And it freaked me out so bad.....I used to not eat meat at all for like 10 years. So.....

Yeah, but with Mad Cow, it would have to be literally incinerated to get rid of it.
The good news is, the secondary incubation period for the disease appears to be bunk. The extended incubation supposition was primarily based on statements from "former" cannibals where the disease started.

 

[Iolo]

: Bro fist :

The reason I can't do meat not 100% well done, is when I was little I watched that episode of Oprah about mad cow disease or whatever. And I remember there being a picture of a really, really rare steak in the thing. And it freaked me out so bad.....I used to not eat meat at all for like 10 years. So.....

I hate to tell you this but cooking doesn't prevent mad cow disease.

Just don't eat nervous system tissue and you'll be ok.

 

[Teggy]

Mayo is the base for tartar sauce, which is the god-tier shrimp condiment, so I can get that.

This ketchup on burned steak noise is indefensible, though.

 

[Paskil]

I only really put salt and pepper on my steaks, but I'm a sucker for a creamy horseradish sauce. Y'all need to take up meat smoking

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huehuehue

. This is probably more in line and Adam would like it. I cooked this brisket for 26 hours last weekend. I took it to 200 degrees, which by your standard, would be perfect. Of course, this isn't steak.

Kind of blurry, apologies.

 

[plagiarize]

: Bro fist :

The reason I can't do meat not 100% well done, is when I was little I watched that episode of Oprah about mad cow disease or whatever. And I remember there being a picture of a really, really rare steak in the thing. And it freaked me out so bad.....I used to not eat meat at all for like 10 years. So.....

I grew up in Britain during that entire thing. When they banned selling beef on the bone, my parents continued buying it on the black market (they still get annoyed when I call it that, but I don't know what else you call shady back door cash transactions for illegal meat). I do not regret eating all that delicious beef cooked on the bone all those years.

Especially since I'd still be banned from giving blood here in America for even eating british beef a few times.

 

[User 463088]

Why on earth would you ever spend the time and/or money on steak to just make it taste like ketchup?

Because I get my steak at the Dollar Tree?

Kidding. I don't .I'm anal about where I buy meat from. I only get it from Kroger or Meijer.

 

[theprodigy]

Permaban this filth already.

 

[excelsiorlef]

Sanders is a child who thinks the rules don't apply to him and cries foul and fraud and conspiracy when they are applied to him.

Sanders was scheduled to hold a Saturday concert at Los Angeles’ famed Greek Theater, but on the day before the event, his campaign sent an email to supporters saying they were forced to change venues. The Sanders campaign’s email attributed the switch to intervention from a local politician.

“Unfortunately, after reaching terms with the professional staff at the Greek to host our rally, interference from a local Los Angeles City Council member forced us to move from this iconic venue,” the email said.

The council member was not named in the message, but a Sanders campaign source said it was David Ryu, a Democrat whose district includes the theater. Ryu is a supporter of Sanders’ Democratic primary rival, Hillary Clinton. In the email announcing the venue change, the Sanders campaign noted that Clinton had “scheduled an identical event” at the Greek Theater next week and “no objection has been raised.”

But wait... What actually happened was:

The Greek Theater is operated by the City of Los Angeles Department of Recreation and Parks and managed by a company called SMG. Montemayor said the councilman found out about the planned Sanders event on Thursday evening and stepped in because they had “deep concerns” about potential crowds.

“As the council office, overall, we oversee everything that’s in our district,” Montemayor said, adding, “We were made aware of this in the last 24 hours, and we asked if there was a traffic mitigation plan and a ticketing system. We were told no, and we had deep concerns. Sen. Sanders has proved he draws thousands of people.”

Though Ryu did step in, Montemayor said he made the same requests of the Sanders campaign and the Clinton team.

“The campaign’s portrayal is an inaccurate depiction of the last 24 hours. Any person, group or organization that chooses to have an event at the Greek Theater needs to follow the same guidelines,” Montemayor said. “We asked them to work with L.A. city staff to work on a traffic mitigation plan and a ticketing system. This is the same request that was made of the Clinton campaign, nothing more nothing less.”

Montemayor claimed that the Sanders campaign “came to the city 24 hours in advance while the Clinton campaign came to us weeks in advance.” He said city staff “waited for hours” to get details on traffic mitigation and ticketing plans from the Sanders campaign. Instead, Montemayor said, Sanders’ team simply responded that it would choose a different venue.

The Sanders camp, as unorganized as usual, didn't follow the procedure, gave all of 24 hours notice, and instead of doing what they needed to do to get the venue, took their ball somewhere and cried fraud and favoritism and suppression!

But Clinton is allowed they cried! Not fair he yelled! Yes Clinton is allowed because she contacted them weeks ago and arranged everything needed to ensure a safe rally and Sanders' team just believed that all they had to do was book a venue and safety and traffic be damned.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/6886-180157763.html

 

[User 463088]

I hate to tell you this but cooking doesn't prevent mad cow disease.

Just don't eat nervous system tissue and you'll be ok.

No, I know that. It's the Pavlovian response that I have with rare looking meat and that whole fiasco.

I only really put salt and pepper on my steaks, but I'm a sucker for a creamy horseradish sauce. Y'all need to take up meat smoking

Spoiler

huehuehue

. This is probably more in line and Adam would like it. I cooked this brisket for 26 hours last weekend. I took it to 200 degrees, which by your standard, would be perfect. Of course, this isn't steak.

.

That looks delicious. I would eat the hell out of that.

 

[Wilsongt]

Sanders is a child who thinks the rules don't apply to him and cries foul and fraud and conspiracy when they are applied to him.




But wait... What actually happened was:




The Sanders camp, as unorganized as usual, didn't follow the procedure, gave all of 24 hours notice, and instead of doing what they needed to do to get the venue, took their ball somewhere and cried fraud and favoritism and suppression!

But Clinton is allowed they cried! Not fair he yelled! Yes Clinton is allowed because she contacted them weeks ago and arranged everything needed to ensure a safe rally and Sanders' team just believed that all they had to do was book a venue and safety and traffic be damned.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/6886-180157763.html

Someone is about to get a slew of angry tweets and emails.

 

[dramatis]

What's the poligaf discord

Poligaf discord is sort of deserted, but activity might kick up after primaries.

You'll have to ask adam for link

 

[AntraxSuicide]

Where you at Virgin Islands

 

[excelsiorlef]

Someone is about to get a slew of angry tweets and emails.

It takes a certain level of impressive incompetence to think they'd be allowed to host a major huge rally despite not figuring out traffic/parking/etc... and only giving the city 24 hours notice.

Guys! Time is now part of the establishment!

 

[Macho Madness]

Sanders: There will be a contested convention

 

[B-Dubs]

Sanders: There will be a contested convention

Does he even understand what a contested convention is supposed to look like? I don't think he does.

 

[bananas]

look what you made me do

 

[User 463088]

It takes a certain level of impressive incompetence to think they'd be allowed to host a major huge rally despite not figuring out traffic/parking/etc... and only giving the city 24 hours notice.

Guys! Time is now part of the establishment!

To be fair, some of Bernie's policies haven't been given 24 hours of thought, so I can't imagine this should come as that much of a surprise.

 

[jack_package_200]

Sanders campaign accuses Puerto Rico Dem officials of fraud

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box...o-dem-officials-of-fraud#.V1MpWJuAJuM.twitter

Bernie Sanders’s campaign is accusing Puerto Rico’s Democratic Party officials of fraud in the territory’s presidential primary.

The campaign’s head of Hispanic voter efforts, Betsy Franceschini, told Caribbean Business in an interview that Sanders officials were initially denied access to prisons to help inmates vote.
“Our Bernie Sanders officials were never certified. We had 40 officials we submitted in time for the prisons. Not one of them was certified, while all of theirs [Hillary Clinton’s] went in. Attorney Manny Suárez had to go in order for us to be let in. This is a great fraud,” Franceschini said.

In an internal campaign document, the Sanders camp also alleged the local party’s president Roberto Prats and elections commissioner Ramon Lopez de Azua “are holding back the certifications of Bernie Sanders’ voting center officials.”

Well that was fucking fast

 

[NeoXChaos]

Sanders: There will be a contested convention

Does he not understand that 2,383 accounts for superdelegates.

and this:

 

[excelsiorlef]

Sanders: There will be a contested convention

He's right,Clinton will be named on first ballot, Sanders will shout I contest! Everyone will laugh!

 

[BitStyle]

look what you made me do

You made the right choice

 

[plagiarize]

Sanders: There will be a contested convention

"I'm not saying we're going to flip 300 delegates"

That wouldn't even be enough, no?

 

[User 463088]

look what you made me do

Should I whip you up a spicy ketchup to go with it? Maybe with some mango....that might be good.