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[ItWasMeantToBe19]

The official Salon.com position right now is that sanctions=genocide and that free trade is bad for poor nations.

Doublethink is as amazing as cocaine.

 

[Wilsongt]

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Sounds like ballot stuffing to me.

 

[User 463088]

I took my daughter and voted, had her put the checkmark next to Hillary (omg voter fraud!) thanks for the motivation gaf.

so here is your insider report: Hillary crushed it. Bernie had no signage outside, no vocal supporters that I could see. All Hillary. Then they had two stacks of papers, one for each candidate. The Hillary stack was depleted. Bernie stack didn't look like it had been touched at all. Don't wait for the results, she is getting all the delegates here. Bill gave a free talk a few weeks ago here. That pretty much sealed it, to have a former president fly down here. Hillary was probably going to win anyway, but she took no chances.

Awesome! Thank you for voting. Queen appreciates it.

 

[Knuckle Sandwich]

So I can browse gaf

Spoiler

also i have two roommates and don't want to talk to them right now

Just be careful not to spill anything please!

 

[cogent]

I mean, I like it a little bit. But, it's a little dry sometimes...so the ketchup just helps a bit. Plus, I freaking like ketchup.

.......when you cook it well done......

 

[plagiarize]

meat isn't murder. meat is the edible part of animals. murder is the killing of another human being under conditions specifically covered in law. I just looked it up.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Wanna know something weird, though? I hate tomatoes. As in, they make me violently ill. But I love ketchup. Go figure.

I don't really care for tomatoes much either but that's mostly because tomatoes are fleshy and tasteless unless they're from-the-garden fresh (then they're delicious). Or puréed and drowned in vinegar and sugar of course.

 

[bananas]

Just be careful not to spill anything please!

I'm sorry, what were you saying?

 

[Macho Madness]

Send me your email in a PM if you want in to the chat.

(Probably don't use one that contains your real name just to be safe)

 

[User 463088]

I bet you all don't even put mayo on your fried potatoes.

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

Glenn Greenwald supported the Iraq War and said this like five years ago, lol.

"The parade of evils caused by illegal immigration is widely known, and it gets worse every day. In short, illegal immigration wreaks havoc economically, socially, and culturally; makes a mockery of the rule of law; and is disgraceful just on basic fairness grounds alone. Few people dispute this, and yet nothing is done."

lmao

 

[ampere]

Then I covered the steak in ketchup.

That's it, I'm calling the food police.

I like ketchup on my steak? I like my steak well done, with like a bit of a burnt crust on the outside...and then you smother it with ketchup. Don't you all put ketchup on steak?

I... uh

 

[Iolo]

That's it, I'm calling the food police.

I... uh

Oh sure, from the woman who brought us Hot Pockets in Chicken Marsala, Champagne, and Cheesy Chili Cheeseburger flavors.

 

[Suikoguy]

Glenn Greenwald supported the Iraq War and said this like five years ago, lol.



lmao

Greenwald has so many conflicting positions. But there is one certainty, if it's something America does, he probably is against it.
Such a shitty person to give that leaked data too.

 

[ampere]

meat isn't murder. meat is the edible part of animals. murder is the killing of another human being under conditions specifically covered in law. I just looked it up.

Meat is from animals? I'm pretty sure it's from the grocery store. I would know, I go there all the time.

Trump likes his steak well done. You're a goddamn monster, Adam. Here's a dry aged ribeye I cooked for an hour sous vide and then seared for like a minute on each side in a cast iron skillet.

That's a steak. Abort, abort, posting picture to try to save the ship from going down!

That looks so good. At least some of PoliGAF understands how to cook steak

 

[User 463088]

Meat is from animals? I'm pretty sure it's from the grocery store. I would know, I go there all the time.



That looks so good. At least some of PoliGAF understands how to cook steak

Hunting is murder. That's why I buy my meat from the grocery store where no animals were harmed.

 

[NeoXChaos]

someone forgot to post this in the obsession of California.

Politics polls ‏@politics_polls Jun 3
New Mexico Democratic Primary:
BWD Global Poll

Clinton 53% (+25)
Sanders 28%

 

[Holmes]

Omg Clinton lost the Virgin Islands caucus!

 

[Iolo]

I grow my meat in vats on the Virgin Islands. Speaking of which, where the fuck are the results?

^ you!

 

[NeoXChaos]

Omg Clinton lost the Virgin Islands caucus!

lol. I saw this on reddit.

 

[User 463088]

Omg Clinton lost the Virgin Islands caucus!

You better have receipts.

 

[bananas]

I opened a pack of Gushers and they all were red 😮

 

[User 463088]

I opened a pack of Gushers and they all were red 😮

OMG, so lucky. They're the best.

 

[ampere]

Hunting is murder. That's why I buy my meat from the grocery store where no animals were harmed.

Def. I learned this from Archer

Oh and I told my friend about your steak preference and she said:

"I mean, you can buy old shoes and boil them and eat that, it'll probably be better."


edit: Possible VI information, not confirmed.

https://twitter.com/stephenmurcko/status/739115312969191424

@HillaryClinton Just voted in the USVI caucus. Ballots colored Green=Hillary,Blue=Bernie. The see-thru collection box was 95% Green.

 

[Wilsongt]

For fuck sakes...

https://berniesanders.com/a-future-to-believe-in/

Hillary Clinton and the news media are talking like the Democratic Party presidential nomination contest is over and done with. They’re wrong. There are 931 pledged delegates still at stake in contests this weekend in Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands, next Tuesday in California and five other states and on June 14 in Washington, D.C. The truth is that at the end of a long and closely-fought contest, neither candidate is likely to have enough pledged delegates to cinch the nomination before the Democratic National Convention this summer. Whatever the outcome, one thing is certain. Voters all across the United States deserve to have a say in who the party nominates and what the party stands for. And no candidate should be allowed to short-circuit the democratic process.

Sanders, who has edged ahead of Clinton in the most recent Los Angeles Times poll of California voters, thinks voters in the Golden State and the other places still to hold contests are as important as the Iowa caucuses and New Hampshire primary.

“I am running for president because I want to give people a real choice in this election,” Sanders said at a Los Angeles news conference on Saturday. “I want to give people a choice to vote for something, future that calls for a government that represents all of us, not the 1 percent.”

Who is saying Sanders is beating Clinton?

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/ep...nia_democratic_presidential_primary-5321.html

oh yeah. Exactly ONE news outlet and the Inquistr.

 

[kirblar]

I am running for president because I want to give people a real choice in this election

Bernie busting out the "Trump and Clinton are the same thing" card, eh?

 

[kadotsu]

Maybe the DNC will give people more choice in the next Vermont election.

 

[Dan]

For fuck sakes...

https://berniesanders.com/a-future-to-believe-in/



Who is saying Sanders is beating Clinton?

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/ep...nia_democratic_presidential_primary-5321.html

oh yeah. Exactly ONE news outlet and the Inquistr.

Sanders, who has edged ahead of Clinton in the most recent Los Angeles Times poll of California voters, thinks voters in the Golden State and the other places still to hold contests are as important as the Iowa caucuses and New Hampshire primary.

But infinitely less important than South Carolina, amiright?

Bernie's the guy who invites himself to stay at house for a week, and then keeps coming up with excuses to never leave.

 

[VanMardigan]

Bernie did not won the VI LOL

 

[Y2Kev]

Guys, I am totally at peace with Bernie now. I realized he kind of doesn't matter. Just...breathe in deeply and you will feel better!

 

[Y2Kev]

I don't get why Hillary would wipe the f up with Latinos in Arizona and New Mexico but lose them or be close with them in CA. Huhhhh? I bet Hilldawg blows this da fuq up.

 

[Iolo]

Breaking news from the Virgin Islands:

The Virgin Islands is a nice place to visit

In other news, the vote count is still in progress

 

[itschris]

Bernie, after the networks call Hillary the presumptive nominee on Tuesday night:

 

[User1608]

Bernie, after the networks call Hillary the presumptive nominee on Tuesday night:

Lmao

 

[Mario]

And no candidate should be allowed to short-circuit the democratic process.

Rich talk from from a candidate who only joined the party last year, is asking for a political revolution, and who is looking to obtain the nomination against the will of the people on a technicality. His whole campaign is based on short circuiting the democratic process.

 

[Wilsongt]

Breaking news from the Virgin Islands:

The Virgin Islands is a nice place to visit

In other news, the vote count is still in progress

So much fraud to sift through.

 

[NeoXChaos]

She has won the most votes and the most delegates than you. Give it up Bernie.

 

[Y2Kev]

Rich talk from from a candidate who only joined the party last year, is asking for a political revolution, and who is looking to obtain the nomination against the will of the people on a technicality. His whole campaign is based on short circuiting the democratic process.

Oh, no it isn't. The dude's just a loser and is in the last stretch of a failed campaign. He's not trying to short circuit democracy.

Let's just allow him to thrash about and we'll move on. Hillary will win regardless. Bernie will want to maximize his impact and will play ball. He doesn't have as much leverage as you think.

 

[BlastProcessing]

Bernie, after the networks call Hillary the presumptive nominee on Tuesday night:

 

[Mario]

Oh, no it isn't. The dude's just a loser and is in the last stretch of a failed campaign. He's not trying to short circuit democracy.

Let's just allow him to thrash about and we'll move on. Hillary will win regardless. Bernie will want to maximize his impact and will play ball. He doesn't have as much leverage as you think.

I don't think he has any real leverage at this point.

 

[Wilsongt]

She has won the most votes and the most delegates than you. Give it up Bernie.

Of those supposed three million, I have to wonder: 1. How many of them would be subtracted if caucuses were counted, 2. How many would be subtracted if independents could vote in every state, 3. How many would be subtracted if polling stations weren't being cut, 4. How many would be subtracted if every state had made sure to let voters know about registration deadlines, 5. How many of them would be subtracted if Bernie votes weren't mysteriously disappearing and 6. How many of them were votes that got switched to Hillary via election fraud
The "three million" number is basically just a sound byte to make it sound like more people want Hillary, when that is not the case.


/reddit

 

[Slayven]

The Simpson's Gifs are killing me

 

[zero_suit]

Bernie, after the networks call Hillary the presumptive nominee on Tuesday night:

Perfection

 

[Kangi]

Of those supposed three million, I have to wonder: 1. How many of them would be subtracted if caucuses were counted, 2. How many would be subtracted if independents could vote in every state, 3. How many would be subtracted if polling stations weren't being cut, 4. How many would be subtracted if every state had made sure to let voters know about registration deadlines, 5. How many of them would be subtracted if Bernie votes weren't mysteriously disappearing and 6. How many of them were votes that got switched to Hillary via election fraud
The "three million" number is basically just a sound byte to make it sound like more people want Hillary, when that is not the case.


/reddit

Yeah, what if every state was an open primary?

She'd win anyway? I meant "with same-day registration".

She'd also win anyway? I meant uh I meant...

 

[gaugebozo]

At the convention:

 

[Zornack]

Of those supposed three million, I have to wonder: 1. How many of them would be subtracted if caucuses were counted, 2. How many would be subtracted if independents could vote in every state, 3. How many would be subtracted if polling stations weren't being cut, 4. How many would be subtracted if every state had made sure to let voters know about registration deadlines, 5. How many of them would be subtracted if Bernie votes weren't mysteriously disappearing and 6. How many of them were votes that got switched to Hillary via election fraud
The "three million" number is basically just a sound byte to make it sound like more people want Hillary, when that is not the case.


/reddit

r/s4p is a magical place. I enjoyed the post saying that if you increase the turnout numbers for all the caucus states to primary state numbers then Sanders has a vote lead.

 

[Suikoguy]

r/s4p is a magical place. I enjoyed the post saying that if you increase the turnout numbers for all the caucus states to primary state numbers then Sanders has a vote lead.

Actually, I don't even think THAT is true, lol.

 

[Hazmat]

Bernie, after the networks call Hillary the presumptive nominee on Tuesday night:

This is damn good. And accurate.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

I'd just like to note that it's nearly two full days after a rather concerning jobs report, which the GOP presidential nominee spent the entirety of yelling about the judge in his fraud case and the Speaker of the House spent it yelling at the GOP nominee about yelling about the judge in his fraud case.

I suppose there's still the Sunday talk shows, though.

 

[Wilsongt]

I'd just like to note that it's nearly two full days after a rather concerning jobs report, which the GOP presidential nominee spent the entirety of yelling about the judge in his fraud case and the Speaker of the House spent it yelling at the GOP nominee about yelling about the judge in his fraud case.

I suppose there's still the Sunday talk shows, though.

Bad jobs numbers are just a distraction from hillary's e-mails.