So like can I get a drunk summary of what happened to day
So, fuck, like...okay. So, there's like...these two people, ya? And they're running for President. One of them is like this woman, ya? And she was married to some other dude who slept with a lot of women. Oh, did I tell you he was President? Cause he was.
Okay, and then, like, this other dude, he's OLDDDDD. And he's like a socialist? I think. IDK what that means. But I think it means he loves $27 bills and birds and shit. Okay, so they're like PEW PEW PEW FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT to be the President?
Okay, but, like they both can't do it? So...like, ya. Right. Okay. And then there's this place called the Virgin Islands. Okay, and it's worht like 7 of those delegate things. Okay And, so what had happened was, and this is important, okay, is they had cock uses. And then, like, the Good Girl, we call her YASS FUCK QUEEN WERK, she got like a lot of the vote...but she gets 6 of the delegates. And then the Socialist Dude he didn't earn shit, but there were enough people on the one island to make it so he was BARELY viable and he got 1.
And also FRAUD!
And, we all agreed that ketchup on steak is delicious. And Adam is awesome. And also FRAUD.