- You died? Lol hope you didn't need that heavy ammo
- Oh you were counting on Xur to seek it this weekend? Lol
- You know what happens if you equip a chest and boots which both have Heavy Ammo perk? Nothing. it won't stack anymore because lol (I miss 9 Gjallarhorn rockets so much!)
- Heavy ammo incoming! Let me open the chest and NOT pick it up. I'll come back for it in 8 minutes when nobody fuckinbf expects it with my Field Scout machine gun and get 87 kills. Unless I die and someone else takes my heavy ammo because this madness just. won't. end.
- OK first Atheon done. Let me go Orbit, then to the Tower, put all shit in the Vault, change characters, go to the Tower, get my shit from the vault, go back to orbit, then load the checkpoint. (Loadouts app I love you)
- oh sweet a purple Engram! Fuck it decrypted blue.
- oh sweet, First Light for the sixth time in a row
- someone get me like a beach chair and a piña colada so I can relax while this spongebob dude just refuses to die
- music too loud during game chat? Well lol sorry bud we paid Elton John for this neat video and there's no turning our ost off
- wanna check your rep with a faction? Cool, go there. I mean to that faction vendor. Yeah for real, go to orbit then to tower then ask Executor how long till your package arrives
- 6 Marks per Tiger Strike, nice. 3 Marks per Crucible win... Making it slower to earn the only currency accepted by 4 of the goddamn 5 Vendors
- Oh man I have the CE armor! Too bad I'll actually level *down* when I put it on until I upgrade it. And since I have an exotic, I just need a quick 63 (no joke) Radiant Shards! But the game is forgiving, if I do every single Eris Bounty every day for like a month she'll let me trade mats, that sounds fair!
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- Daily Heroic gives XP. Only to your armor though let's not get greedy here.
How the hell did we put up with this beta ass game at launch