Conservatives are hardly bastions of relaxation and stress free lives. You'd be better off swearing off politics.
You dont know conservatives very well do you?
The amount of abject panic some conservatives have been in around my town over the looming Clinton presidency begs to differ. They've been living in Hell on Earth under the boot of Emperor Barack Hussein Obama for the past 8 years and Madam Sulfur Stench herself is swooping in to carry the torch forward for at least another 4. Things are apocalyptically stressful in conservative land.
That's right, they're ready to riot.