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PoliGAF 2016 |OT4| Tyler New Chief Exit Pollster at CNN

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RustyNails

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studyguy said:
That song is legit awful. Always thought whoever took that song into a fight was marshmallow soft.
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Hey its a step up from ROAR at least.

If I were running, I'd make VEHICLE by Ides of March my intro song.
Hey well
I'm a friendly stranger in a black sedan
Won't you hop inside my car.
I got pictures, got candy
I'm a lovable man
And I can take you to the nearest star.
I'm your vehicle baby
I'll take you anywhere you want to go.
I'm your vehicle woman
But I'm not sure you know
That I love ya
I need ya
I want ya,
Got to have you child,
Great God in heaven you know I love you.
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We should play this game. What's your intro song?
 
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APF

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Saying "I'm going to continue and expand the policies of our current popular President" isn't hiding behind anything; this line of attack is just bizarre, the implications being you're somehow a mendacious opportunist if you don't rashly attack the existing policies and structures of your party (what's the point of a party then, if you don't share ideals and policies?). I just hate primary time, it brings out the nuttiness in everyone.
 
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User 406

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Punch 'em in the DICK

Punch 'em in the dick! Punch 'em in the dick!
Motherfuckers talk shit -- Punch 'em the dick!

Yo! Look at that chump! See the way that he struts?
Don't kick him in the rump, go nuts on his nuts!
Just pop a squat, start lettin' off the shots
Like knock-knock-knock, just cold-cocked his cock!
To all the cock-knockers, nut-crackers, ball breakers,
Peter-beaters, keep on boxin them baby-makers
With a sock to the jock, better make that a double
Just a couple rounds of knuckles beneath the buckle & he'll buckle!
If you're in trouble, give him some urine trouble,
Hand him his balls and tell him, "Better learn to juggle!"
Turn his pebbles into rubble, make him wonder what mighta been
Make it so the south will never rise again!
Now every man claims to be the toughest and the meanest
But watch your crotch cuz soon the losers will be the wieners
And the winners in all the gladiator arenas
Are always the ones who go straight for the penis!

Chorus

I'll give your willy a welt like you aint never felt,
Soon as I've knelt, I'ma pelt ya below the belt
Like BANG! Bust 'em in the wang like it aint no thang
Now you really can't hang!
But you ain't gotta be a dude, shit I'll dick-punch a chick
Cuz I don't discriminate when I punch em in the dick!
Whether Suzy Homemaker or a floozy home-wrecker
I'ma deck 'er in the pecker motherfecker!
It could be yo' mama, better be no drama,
You could be the Dalai Lama, I'ma still put it on ya
With a right, left, right, left - you're dick-punched!
Then you say, "Goddamn my shit's crunched!"
Scrotum? Hell it damn near killed him!
I don't care if you live in Bodom, man, forget about children!
You ain't gotta know Kung-Fu to bust some ninja shit
Fuck Sun Tzu, you wanna learn the art of war?
Just punch em in the dick!
Chorus

We got a brand new dance, it's called, "Punch his
ass right in the dick." (x2)

Any o' you snotty kids be talkin' shit,
I'ma drop a fist on your naughty bits
I got punches a plentiful, you bet yer rear end it'll
Sting when I start swingin' on ya genitals,
Cuz then it'll swell up, all outta proportion,
Lookin' like an eggplant forced in through your foreskin
Nevermind abortion, forget vasectomy,
I got yer birth control: POW! Nut check, homey!
Yo, I'll punch God in the dick, I'll punch Mary in the dick
I'll punch Jesus Christ in the dick
I'll punch Cheney in the dick, I'll punch Powell in his colon,
I'll punch George in his bush, I'll punch Condoleeza Rice in the dick!!!

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Fitna punch 'em in the dick
Watch me punch 'em in the dick
Love to punch 'em in the dick
Born to punch 'em in the dick
Forever punch 'em in the dick
Sucker punch 'em in the dick
Fruit punch 'em in the dick
Hawaiian punch 'em in the motherfuckin' DICK!
 
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Holmes

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Fwiw Clinton did call out the Obama administration in her NYDN interview for not providing all the homeland security funds that New York wants.
 
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NeoXChaos

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Iolo

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backslashbunny said:
My theory is that Jane did their taxes, but probably did them the way most Americans do their taxes (wrongly).

The Sanders know that if there are mistakes (being too liberal with deductions, etc), or even if it's not necessarily money saving but just wrong, that they'll get ripped apart by the media.

So, there's probably a boutique tax firm right now frantically going over their tax returns. It's right before tax season though, so finding a firm willing to do this is probably impossible and it's likely no firm will get around to doing this til after April 18.
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This is plausible. But, let's dispel with this fiction that no firm would be willing to do this during the crunch of tax season. For the right price—and the presidency is at stake, so one should be willing to pay it—some firm will do it right now.

I think it's possibly just stubbornness.
 
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User 463088

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If I were Hillary, my song would be "What Happens Tomorrow"

I believe if I look hard enough
I will see
That there can be enough
I believe I can think clear enough
To conceive
A place where there's enough

If not now, when
If not today then
What about tomorrow
What happens tomorrow

I believe a woman can work hard and succeed
And we could be content
To believe that she could be in charge
Of the free
And be the president

If not now, when
If not today then
What happens tomorrow
What happens tomorrow
If you become the change
You want to see you change
What happens tomorrow
What happens tomorrow

I believe that we are waking up from the spell
That those that profit from the fear
Cast so well
And good people of the earth now can tell
There is no us and them

If not now, when
If not today then
What happens tomorrow
What happens tomorrow

All is love
All is choice
Everyone and every voice
All of life that you see
All are possibilities
As above so below
To wed the sense into the soul
This is truth I believe
I believe I believe

Truth is of the people
By the people
For the people
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thcsquad

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Veritigo_X said:
The fact that he's actually unqualified to be vice president should disqualify him before some arbitrary rules. I guess I can't complain if this stops Hillary from picking him.
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I agree, Hillary needs more of a progressive fighter as VP. Brown/Franken/Perez, give me McDonalds!
 
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Joe Shlabotnik

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Ryan's family health history is a legit concern for a presidential candidate. His dad, grandfather and great-grandfather all died of heart disease in their 50s. Those are some devastatingly shitty heart genes and even if I wanted him to be President I am not sure I would want him to run.
 
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If I picked my own fight song, it'd be "Build God Then We'll Talk.,"

"What a wonderful caricature of intimacy..." is a great line for someone like myself running for President. YOU WILL LOVE ME AND WORSHIP ME.
 
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maabus1999

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It looks like a horrible end of April for Ted Cruz I'm not sure how he's going to keep his momentum message going..... outside of using obscure rules to capture couple delegates here and there
 
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