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[User 463088]

The phrase "Cruz give soup" makes me nervous on a few levels.

 

[Makai]

When you're a straight guy and people buy you drinks 8)

 

[User 463088]

I'm rocking Pear vodka atm. I bought it myself.

 

[StopMakingSense]

When you're a straight guy and people buy you drinks 8)

Kinda like when you're not a Democrat but the party lets you run for President anyways.

 

[Snowman Prophet of Doom]

That Cruz soup thing is just so fucking weird. It's like if Kang or Kodos tried to craft some kind of "charming" anecdote for their presidential run but did not properly understand human culture enough.

 

[eBay Huckster]

all this tax talk is reminding me i've still never made enough in a year to actually need to file

 

[Trancos]

KEV ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GIVE MONEY

BERNIE ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ RELEASE FULL TAXES

HILLARY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ RELEASE TRANSCRIPTS

CRUZ ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GIVE SOUP

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

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Cruz is the soup nazi

 

[excelsiorlef]

This was a few pages ago. But lol.

I don't know how anyone thought this was a good idea.


Is it socialism or capitalism to want people who overflow to have to pay for part of my seat.

It's amazing to me that folks say the media is bias against Sanders. Honestly if any other candidate in either party did that on top of the tax stuff they'd be on the hot seat, but Sanders? Nothing.

 

[Ignatz Mouse]

Candidates from the Euchre Party will not be releasing jack shit.

 

[johnsmith]

What kind of soup do you guys think Cruz likes better? Chicken feet or fish head?

 

[NYCmetsfan]

I'm rocking Pear vodka atm. I bought it myself.

I got vodka from the Cuomo 18 campaign (yes they're already is a Cuomo 18 campaign).

 

[hawk2025]

all this tax talk is reminding me i've still never made enough in a year to actually need to file

Tuition on top of stipends fucked my shit up.

As far as I know, I wouldn't have had to actually file taxes until recently if tuition was paid off differently, but the way it was done for me made it so that I always had to do everything even before starting a proper job :/

 

[Y2Kev]

CAR COMPANY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GIVE NONSMELLY RIDE HOME

Edit: let me tell you turbotax is taking my money owed on Monday and it is an outrage

 

[Holmes]

Honestly I couldn't give two shits about tax returns or transcripts. The two things that really turned me off in last night's debate was Sanders saying he would ask Obama to withdraw his nomination of Garland (like, who are you?) and his complete and total shitting of the bed with guns.

 

[excelsiorlef]

Honestly I couldn't give two shits about tax returns or transcripts. The two things that really turned me off in last night's debate was Sanders saying he would ask Obama to withdraw his nomination of Garland (like, who are you?) and his complete and total shitting of the bed with guns.

The guy who wanted Obama primaried in 2012

 

[Y2Kev]

It's amazing to me that folks say the media is bias against Sanders. Honestly if any other candidate in either party did that on top of the tax stuff they'd be on the hot seat, but Sanders? Nothing.

Honestly because no one cares. His goose is cooked. It's more interesting to report on potential lady Gaga collaborations with various posthumous male artists

 

[eBay Huckster]

Tuition on top of stipends fucked my shit up.

As far as I know, I wouldn't have had to actually file taxes until recently if tuition was paid off differently, but the way it was done for me made it so that I always had to do everything even before starting a proper job :/

yeah, iirc i'll definitely need to file if i get a full tuition waiver next year because that's 13K flat out

 

[Y2Kev]

What is broke? /Bebe from Doug

 

[User 463088]

I'm working a second job but I'm self employed, technically. That's gonna screw me over good.

 

[Crayons]

I'm a year away from being able to buy booze on my own thanks for nothing america. land of the free my ass. why can't i drown in my sorrows and get shitfaced to myself on the internet

 

[hawk2025]

yeah, iirc i'll definitely need to file if i get a full tuition waiver next year because that's 13K flat out

You have it SO GOOD.

You have it SO GOOD and you have no idea.

 

[dramatis]

I expect backslashbunny will probably have a gander at the tax return sometime, we can wait for analysis from the backslashlab then

 

[eBay Huckster]

You have it SO GOOD.

You have it SO GOOD and you have no idea.

oh i have several different kinds of ideas of how good i have it

(thank fucking god OSU's still on the low end in this department)

 

[Poodlestrike]

I actually had enough income to file taxes for the first time this year... 900 dollah refund coming my way, aw yiss.

 

[StopMakingSense]

Well you should always file even if you didn't earn enough, else you are just leaving money on the table.

 

[balladofwindfishes]

Largest refund I ever got was this year, at 600 dollars.

The last few years, living at my parents, I was making 17 dollars in returns a year.

This year with the mortgage deduction from my house, making less royalties on my TF2 items, along with some new energy efficient improvements I made, I ended up at 600.

Next year will probably go back to 50-100, because those energy upgrades have a life time cap of 500 dollars and I hit it this year with a new furnace, AC and new windows...

 

[User 463088]

I got back $2700 this year. Was freaking happy since I've been living off savings. Mess.

 

[hawk2025]

I got back $2700 this year. Was freaking happy since I've been living off savings. Mess.

Sounds like you got just enough to help out a certain campaign.

 

[User1608]

I'm a dirty poor. Got back $400. Felt good. I've been barely getting by with the living situation. Can't wait to get out. Definitely saving that return for, ahem, banking if you know what I mean.

 

[HylianTom]

Now that we're married, husband and I filed jointly for the first time in 19 years. Refund right under $3000. Pisses me off realizing how much inequality has cost us.

 

[Crayons]

Does anyone know how much the average contribution for

Spoiler

Hillary Clinton

is? 27

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00

dollars.

 

[eBay Huckster]

Well you should always file even if you didn't earn enough, else you are just leaving money on the table.

well, if we want to get technical here

2013-14 has been the only filing year so far where i've earned a non-trivial amount of money (as in more than $400), and

Spoiler

the refund that time was smaller than Trump's hands, in large part because most of it was from contract work

 

[User 463088]

Sounds like you got just enough to help out a certain campaign.

I sent $500 of it to Queen.


I didn't realize this but y'all know those 3 Democrats Bernie endorsed? Two of them are running against openly LGBT people.

 

[Makai]

Office...politics :U

 

[Holmes]

I actually had enough income to file taxes for the first time this year... 900 dollah refund coming my way, aw yiss.

Welcome to adulthood.

The more of an adult you are, the more money you end up owing to the feds.

 

[NYCmetsfan]

The chicken here is sooo good.

I feel like Kev and a rich person

 

[daedalius]

I got back $2700 this year. Was freaking happy since I've been living off savings. Mess.

I owed 2200! Working for a Japanese company in the states, OUCH

Now that we're married, husband and I filed jointly for the first time in 19 years. Refund right under $3000. Pisses me off realizing how much inequality has cost us.

Geez, that is super fucked

 

[NYCmetsfan]

I sent $500 of it to Queen.


I didn't realize this but y'all know those 3 Democrats Bernie endorsed? Two of them are running against openly LGBT people.

Let's not do this. He also endorsed two women of color.

This isn't a good look for either side.

 

[User 463088]

Let's not do this. He also endorsed two women of color.

This isn't a good look for either side.

No, no, no. I wasn't saying this was on purpose! Honestly. Jus5 with so few openly gay lawmakers I found it weird.

 

[Holmes]

I'd rather Brady Walkinshaw win. I want more gay latino representation on Congress.

 

[Iolo]

I'm working a second job but I'm self employed, technically. That's gonna screw me over good.

I hope you are paying estimated taxes if you need to!

 

[The Technomancer]

This might be the first year I get anything back honestly. In the past contract work has always been a significant enough portion of my income that the taxes there wiped out any refund I would get, but this year I really only have about 3k in contract work from the beginning of the year, I might *gasp* break even

 

[ampere]

CRUZ ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GIVE SOUP

Cruz is too busy banning dildos and criminalizing masturbation. No time for soup

The question I have is, will Huelen vote for him if he runs against Clinton?

 

[User 463088]

I hope you are paying estimated taxes if you need to!

I need to.

I've had five job offers this week. I shouldn't bitch...but my tax situation is going to be a mess.

 

[pigeon]

I owe $2k this year which was down from $10k last year due to inadequate withholding and getting screwed by my contract employer.

Trump 2016

 

[Holmes]

No, no, no. I wasn't saying this was on purpose! Honestly. Jus5 with so few openly gay lawmakers I found it weird.

Eldridge isn't going anywhere though. A rich 20-something gay man from Canada who made his money by marrying the co-founder of Facebook isn't going to catch fire in upstate New York.

 

[Makai]

I owe $2k this year which was down from $10k last year due to inadequate withholding and getting screwed by my contract employer.

Trump 2016

damn must be rich

Too busy making Benjamin's to make thread s

 

[RastaMentality]

New Yorker lives in my dorms and I basically forced him to get him his absentee ballot because democracy~. He's probably the only straight white male on a college campus voting for Hillary.

 

[pigeon]

damn must be rich

No, we just have dual incomes so we need to withhold extra.

Also that year the startup I was working for folded and the COO called me on the phone and said "do you just want to keep that laptop and iPad as severance?"

I didn't realize he was asking so that he could book them as compensation to me at market value so that I would have to pay 22% on them next year.

So that was annoying. The DoL should really crack down much harder on fake contractors (which is most of them).

tl;dr TRUMP 2016 TELL IT LIKE IT IS

 

[hawk2025]

tbh filing taxes this week made me kinda wish there was a better way.








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