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[shem935]

Maybe today is just Fiorina endorsing Cruz. Again. But extra hard this time.

She already did: http://www.politico.com/story/2016/03/carly-fiorina-endorses-ted-cruz-220494

Edit: Dang either I misread or you edited that in quick. Ah well have a link.

 

[B-Dubs]

Is ObamaBiden.com something that has ever existed? Couldn't you go for CruzFiorina2016 or any other permutations?

If you click your ObamaBiden.com link you can see that it does exist. Cruz is just stupid when it comes to the internet.

 

[Crocodile]

http://www.tedcruz.com/

I mean my point that CruzFiorina.com not already being secured doesn't mean much I feel

 

[Teggy]

Is ObamaBiden.com something that has ever existed? Couldn't you go for CruzFiorina2016 or any other permutations?

EDIT: LOL I don't know why I didn't just click the link I made

If you click your ObamaBiden.com link you can see that it does exist. Cruz is just stupid when it comes to the internet.

TedAndCarly4eva.com

 

[Fenderputty]

Is this the correct thread to discuss Nintendo finally going 3rd party?

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

My mom just said that Clinton is now only 3 points ahead of Trump in national polls

SAD! MESS! FUCK!

WHY DIDN'T WE ELECT THE

Spoiler

democratic

SOCIALIST!??!

 

[Macho Madness]

CruznwithCarly.com

 

[eBay Huckster]

My mom just said that Clinton is now only 3 points ahead of Trump in national polls

so did she just gloss over literally every other poll in the past month showing it at 7 points or wider, or

 

[Teggy]

My mom just said that Clinton is now only 3 points ahead of Trump in national polls

SAD! MESS! FUCK!

WHY DIDN'T WE ELECT THE

Spoiler

democratic

SOCIALIST!??!

"Poll." She is averaging 9 points.



http://elections.huffingtonpost.com/pollster/2016-general-election-trump-vs-clinton

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

This has to be the dumbest thing I've ever seen in politics. You're 500 delegates behind, you're mathematically eliminated, so what do you do? Announce a VP pick of course.

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

Do you guys think I haven't told her everything you're telling me?

She's like an industrial quality magnet to any type of "omg we're fucked doomed" news.

 

[Armaros]

Do you guys think I haven't told her everything you're telling me?

She's like an industrial quality magnet to any type of "omg we're fucked doomed" news.

So she is a professional diabloser?

 

[B-Dubs]

Do you guys think I haven't told her everything you're telling me?

She's like an industrial quality magnet to any type of "omg we're fucked doomed" news.

Your mom is Diablos?

 

[plagiarize]

This has to be the dumbest thing I've ever seen in politics. You're 500 delegates behind, you're mathematically eliminated, so what do you do? Announce a VP pick of course.

It's Ted Cruz.

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

I mean, I can't even have a conversation with her, she's like TYT glasses fucker who thinks because Bernie is doing so well in national polling against Trump now that he's going to steam-roll him in the general election.

Sad

 

[User 85168]

didn't Reagan try this and get trashed? Maybe he's living out his fantasy before he drops out

 

[eBay Huckster]

so she's like diablos times a hundred

 

[Holmes]

Politico broke it.

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/04/cruz-to-name-fiorina-as-vp-running-mate-222541

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

Oh, Fiorina as Cruz's running mate?

Well I guess I am still dreaming.

 

[Aaron Strife]

Do you guys think I haven't told her everything you're telling me?

She's like an industrial quality magnet to any type of "omg we're fucked doomed" news.

I think everyone does.

I didn't personally know anyone who wasn't worried in 2012 about Romney winning. I even knew a few people who thought Obama wouldn't win in 2008. On Election Day.

Everyone's default seems to be "we're going to lose," except apparently when it comes to Bernie supporters.

 

[shem935]

Politico broke it.

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/04/cruz-to-name-fiorina-as-vp-running-mate-222541

Goddamned mess.

 

[RastaMentality]

Them not having the web link means nothing lol but LOL this is dumb as fuck.

 

[B-Dubs]

Politico broke it.

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/04/cruz-to-name-fiorina-as-vp-running-mate-222541

 

[StopMakingSense]

Well I guess I am still dreaming.

Carlyfornia dreaming?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClB4eOUjtUY

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

Trump sounds like a fucking dead robot when reading from a script.

I instantly hear him trying to sell me steaks, dude sounds amazingly fake.

 

[CCS]

Hillary's team must be in heaven right now. They have either Trump or Cruz/Fiorina to run against.

 

[User 85168]

Carlyfornia dreaming?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClB4eOUjtUY

Let's not forget the Demon SHEEP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo_Ejfc5hW8

 

[kess]

Cruz knows he's toast in 2020, time to light up the funeral pyre, choose a VP, and die like a pagan king

 

[Armaros]

I think everyone does.

I didn't personally know anyone who wasn't worried in 2012 about Romney winning. I even knew a few people who thought Obama wouldn't win in 2008. On Election Day.

Everyone's default seems to be "we're going to lose," except apparently when it comes to Bernie supporters.

The only time I ever doubted in either past elections was Obama's disastrous first debate in 2012, but 'Please Proceed Governor' snubbed that out and the rest was looking at real polling.

The moment McCain suspended his campaign and then picked Palin I knew Obama had 2008 in the bag.

 

[kingkitty]

Trump make Carson VP pls.

 

[B-Dubs]

Trump make Carson VP pls.

No. He should pick HERMAN CAIN.

 

[PBY]

Newt GingrichVerified account
‏@newtgingrich
This was a serious foreign policy speech by Trump. It is worth reading and thinking about. It will be ridiculed by Washington elites.

speaking of veeps...

 

[Holmes]

Huge swings for Clinton in Delaware and Maryland. And big swing against her in Rhode Island. It's almost as if she's personally offended the majority of Rhode Islanders or something.

 

[Fenderputty]

What's amazing is I think Cruz can feign emotion better than Fiorina.

 

[kess]

Newt GingrichVerified account
‏@newtgingrich
This was a serious foreign policy speech by Trump. It is worth reading and thinking about. It will be ridiculed by Washington elites.

speaking of veeps...

Bang, zoom, right to the moon!

 

[Veritigo_X]

No. He should pick HERMAN CAIN.

Co-VPs. If other candidates can make fantasyland cabinets today why not Trump as well?

 

[StopMakingSense]

speaking of veeps...

Oh shit i could actually see that happening.

 

[Butts-a-plenty]

Newt GingrichVerified account
‏@newtgingrich
This was a serious foreign policy speech by Trump. It is worth reading and thinking about. It will be ridiculed by Washington elites.

speaking of veeps...

Make the moon great again.

 

[Thequietone]

No. He should pick HERMAN CAIN.

 

[studyguy]

I'd expect a man made of melting candle wax to emulate emotion better than a lizard man so I'm not surprised.

 

[ampere]

oops, jizzed my pants

 

[User 85168]

Ann CoulterVerified account
‏@AnnCoulter
GREATEST FOREIGN POLICY SPEECH SINCE WASHINGTON'S FAREWELL ADDRESS.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[PBY]

Newt Gingrich
‏@newtgingrich
Washington elites mock Trump for mispronouncing Tanzania. They don't get it. He said the most important word correctly: America. He gets it.

 

[studyguy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

She knows her demo, girl is playing the game to stack that angry right winger cash.

 

[gutter_trash]

Cruz picking Carly makes Kasich so irrelevant

IMO, this all sounds like a desperation move in a span of 12h to 24h decision making

 

[StopMakingSense]

I mean, after yesterday, Cruz clearly needed a game changer to make his case for a contested convention win viable..... but this is not it.

 

[Plinko]

Politico broke it.

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/04/cruz-to-name-fiorina-as-vp-running-mate-222541

The hope within the campaign is that Fiorina will help Cruz in California, which will award 172 delegates on June 7

BWAHAHAHAHA

Sure thing guys.

 

[RastaMentality]

Are the delegates unbound on the VP ballot? They don't necessarily choose who the winner wants?

 

[Y2Kev]

Seriously this is less coherent and more stupid than the game design of a modern sonic game

 

[StopMakingSense]

"The hope within the campaign is that Fiorina will help Cruz in California, which will award 172 delegates on June 7"

Sure thing guys.

I can't even.