In a different area of the world, do you think a President Trump would have the temperament, clout and gravitas to be able to help calm an escalating situation between nuclear-armed India and Pakistan, as former President Clinton did in the 1999 Kargil War?
Girl, please.
Trump would be Tweeting India like
@real POTUS Donald J Trump: Hey @India I heard @Pakistan said you had small hands. You going to let that slide?
@India: Bitch said WHAT NOW?!
@real POTUS Donald J Trump: Just what I heard. We should all have some ribs and talk it over.
@Pakistan Sorry
@real POTUS Donald J Trump that won't work for us.
@real POTUS Donald J Trump: Oh....well, burgers then?
@India Uh, no sorry.
@real POTUS Donald J Trump: Oh for fucks sake....we have delicious steaks and burgers at Trump hotels. You all should buy some. Only $14,99 each.
@India and @Pakistan Ya, but we're going to blow each other up
@real POTUS Donald J Trump: Not if we nuke you low energy people first. #DropDaBombs #NoMeatLotsofHeat #SmallHandsBigBombs
@Hillary #In Prison: OMG...I COULD FIX THIS IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO DO BIG BURTHAS LAUNDRY TODAY.....FUCK