I know no one cares but this must be recorded for posterity. My little brother and his friends came over to play some smash bros on gamecube and we had some fun matches. Over time, though, one of my younger brothers, who gets salty at the drop of a hat, throatily challenged me for a 1v1, because he was angry at his performance in 4 player. It gets real serious. He is a dopey trump supporter, incidentally, who keeps spouting smug trump catchphrases during games. (Build the wall, we're gonna win so much you'll be tired of winning) Everyone watched as I two stocked his ganondorf with my yoshi,(which is quite the feat, ganons moves are all stronger than most character's smashes and have very little lag to balance them) and then we were supposed to go back to four player mode so everyone could play, but sweat dripping down his face and loudly cursing, he picked yoshi and challenged me to a mirror to show off how "cheap" my character was. If I lost this match, it would lend credibility to his infantile and incorrect claims. In short, this was the big one. There was only one life set, so any fuck ups would finish me. In a close match on final destination, I managed to hold back his rage fueled, aggressive play style and green yoshi saved the day from the unleashed trump supporter as the crowd cheered my noble effort
thank you mi abuelito sanders, I did it for you